web-goddess: People Suck

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

People Suck
If you see somebody in Sydney carrying a pink tweed Jordana Paige messenger bag, do me a favor and ask them how much they paid for it. If they hesitate, punch them. Somebody just stole one out of the friggin' shop today. How can people be such jerks?

Comments

at this time of year, whoever took it may not keep it - could be a "gift" grab. could be interesting if the giftee were to then try to return the bag for a different colour/refund/store credit?
» kristen [www] » 2006-12-21 03:35:52

We don't do refunds, and if somebody brings it in without a receipt... I'm going to be very, ahem, short with them.

I'm trying hard to imagine scenarios though that make me feel less Grinch-like. Maybe somebody with no money stole it for a friend who's in the hospital? Maybe someone stole it because they were on a way to their first job interview in years and wanted to look professional? MAYBE IT WAS SOMEHOW A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH?

Nah. Still Grinchy.
» Kris [www] » 2006-12-21 10:23:54

I've punched 2 women with satchels so far. Will continue to do so, rule of statistics y'know.
» hank [www] » 2006-12-21 16:11:10

I doubt she's made it to the Philippines yet, but thanks for the effort. :)
» Kris [www] » 2006-12-21 16:19:03

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