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Friday, February 28, 2003

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Friday Five:

1. What is your favorite type of literature to read (magazine, newspaper, novels, nonfiction, poetry, etc.)?
My gut reaction is to say novels all the way, but in the last year or two I've developed a sudden taste for non-fiction. Biographies, travel books, philosophy... you name it. So it's probably 50-50 right now.

2. What is your favorite novel?
Oh, good grief. I don't know. Douglas Coupland's Microserfs is probably the book that I've owned the most copies of. I just keep lending it to people and then having to buy a new one. The ending makes me bawl.

3. Do you have a favorite poem? (Share it!)
I went through a period of affectation in high school where I memorised a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe's poems and thought I was, like, so deep. Nowadays I'm willing to admit that I don't care for poetry that much. It's one of my big problems with The Lord of the Rings, actually. As soon as somebody launches into a song my mind begins to wander.

4. What is one thing you've always wanted to read, or wish you had more time to read?
To my everlasting geek shame, I've only read one Terry Pratchett book, and I haven't read any of the Dune books. I know, I know...

5. What are you currently reading?
A biography of Lucille Ball, and Gregory Maguire's latest novel Lost. I also just finished The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton, which I loved. I'm going to have to rent the movie now to see how it compares. After that, the Snook and I are taking turns picking books for each other. I've got him reading the His Dark Materials trilogy, and I think he's going to make me slog through some James Bonds. Should be fun...

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My server had a crash today so don't freak out if your comments get dated, say, in January. I'll fix it. :)

Thursday, February 27, 2003

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A stunning victory was achived tonight at the pub trivia contest... by us! We had been trailing the leaders by four after the first round, but somehow in the end we were ahead by four. (We found out later that they'd been docked for cheating.) My personal highlights were knowing the top three grossing films of the 1930's, the movie whose soundtrack featured "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)", and the instrument that Woody Allen plays. (At least I'm finally putting that film degree to use, huh?) Unfortunately I tanked on Al Bundy's favorite nudie magazine. My dad would be ashamed.

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RIP Mr. Rogers. *sniff* (Does anybody else remember the crazy puppet lady that looked like Phyllis Diller and lived in the merry-go-round house? She was my favorite.)

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Gryffindor Stocking CapGryffindor Stocking Cap
Here's my latest knitting project, a stocking cap that I whipped up earlier this week. As you can see, I'm still trying to use up leftover bits of Harry Potter scarf yarn. The pattern is pretty easy to follow and it's a good one to get familiar with using double-pointed needles (for knitting in the round). The only part I had trouble with was the tassel. Mine is all kinds of wonky. But the rest is cute, huh?

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How evil are you? I am depressingly good. Name that movie quote: "I'm Bad Ash. And you're Good Ash! You're little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes..." (Link courtesy of a fellow goody-goody.)

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Now even Variety is reporting that SMG is officially leaving Buffy. She's such an idiot. Even at its worst, Buffy is fifty times better than any movie role she's had to date. I hope they go with a Faith spin-off...

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Hooray! The Snook e-mailed to say that our home internet connection has been fixed. Regular posting will resume shortly!

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

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Okay, so we watched "The Micheal Jackson Interview: The Footage You Weren't Meant to See" last night. The tone of the show was set early when the host walked out and I groaned. "Who's he?" asked the Snook. "Maury friggin' Povich," I answered. "He was Jerry Springer before Jerry Springer was Jerry Springer." In other words, journalistic integrity did not seem to be a priority. (What, Geraldo wasn't available?) Anyhoo, over the next two hours Povich proceeded to show us questions and bits of the interviews that were left out. I have to admit, Micheal did seem to have a point. Bashir gave every impression that he (like the rest of Jackson's entourage) thought Jackson was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Bashir praised Jackson for his parenting abilities and sympathised with him about unscrupulous tabloid journalists. I can see where Jackson would've been shocked at the tone of the final edit.

The show also included a number of interviews with people around Micheal Jackson: his parents, his make-up artist, etc. I was most interested in Debbie Rowe (his former wife and the mother of his children). I kinda wanted to see how she'd justify the whole "giving my babies to Micheal Jackson" thing. Turns out that I actually kinda understand her reasoning. He was her friend and he wanted kids, so she had them for him. I've jokingly made similar offers to gay friends in the past. So I can kinda see that. Overall Rowe came off a lot less weird than I expected.

As I summarized below, the overall impression I had after the show was, yeah, Martin Bashir is sort of a jerk, but that doesn't mean Micheal is any less weird. In fact, some of the extra material they showed made him sound even more wacky. ("The chimps help you clean the house? Sure, Snow White.") I also liked the bit at the very very end, where Povich read some statement from Bashir that he really liked Micheal and he'd never seen him do anything illegal. It was so obviously such a "See? It's not libel!" moment. Way to cover your ass, Povich.

(You know how you're supposed to add "... in bed!" to the end of your fortune cookie fortunes? Well, I inadvertantly invented a new version of that game for use with this show. It was during an interview with Jackson's makeup artist and she was all, "Bashirs will come and go, but Micheal... He will live forever." And I snorted, "Yeah... in his hyperbaric chamber!" It was really funny at the time. You can tack it on just about every soundbite in this stupid show for added amusement. I recommend it.)

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Sorry for the extended silence. We're having some problems with our home net connection and I can't post. (The nerdy explanation: Whenever we go to a page that requires HTTP authentication - i.e. a password - the proxy dies and we get locked out of the site for ten minutes.) So yeah, the Snook's working on it. Rest assured that I've got a huge backlog of stuff to discuss, including last night's TV special: "The Micheal Jackson Interview - The Footage You Weren't Meant to See." (My quick two-second summary: "Just because Martin Bashir is a bit of a wanker doesn't make Jackson any less freaky.") I know you're all breathless with anticipation...

Sunday, February 23, 2003

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Sock monkeys galore!Sock Monkeys Galore!
Well, the Walk Against Want was today, and unfortunately yours truly was too sick to take part. I don't think this amoxycillin is doing the trick. Anyhoo, I still plan on tackling the distance (15 km) on the treadmill as soon as I'm able. To thank my three sponsors, I spent the day crafting sock monkeys for them. Aren't they cute? They're actually much better than the first one I made for the Snook (but don't tell him that). And don't forget, if you want one of your own you can enter my Oscar Contest.

Saturday, February 22, 2003

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Holy crap! This French news site linked to my pictures from the peace rally.

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Please note if you were using the old web-goddess.co.uk URL that that domain name has finally expired. You can update your bookmarks to web-goddess.org. Thanks!

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I just realized today that I've had Jeff's "Best of 2002" mix CD sitting on my desk for weeks. I popped it in and... it's fantastic! You should beg him for a swap if you haven't already. For me it's like having my own kickass personal music guide to point out stuff that never makes it over here. (How did I miss this new Flaming Lips album? I'm loving this "Fight Test" song!) Plus Jeff always puts tons of effort into designing his jewel cases and labels, which makes you feel special for receiving one. Thanks Jeff!

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Beaded JewelryLast week I went to an "Introduction to Jewelry Making" workshop at the Bead Company near my house. I made the necklace, bracelet, and earrings pictured here. It was pretty much straight stringing; nothing as complicated as I'd already done with the flower necklace. But I learned how to use wire and crimps to make sturdier jewelry with nicer clasps. The necklace and earrings both use crystal-cut hematite and pink glass beads, while the bracelet is made up of funky cut glass and shiny silver spacers. I had a lot of fun at the Glebe Markets today checking out the price that similar stuff was going for. I saw earrings exactly like mine for $20! I can now make the same pair for $2. I'm never going to overpay people for stuff I can make myself again.

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Friday Five:

1. What is your most prized material possession?
I'd have to say my iBook. It's the most expensive (I don't have a car or anything) and it's definitely the thing I'd grab if the house was on fire. Next is probably my copy of "The Gremlins", Roald Dahl's extremely rare first book.

2. What item, that you currently own, have you had the longest?
It's hard to say, since all of my really old stuff is still in various family members' basements in the U.S. Most of the stuff I have here is fairly recent. The oldest thing here is probably my copy of "The Twenty-One Balloons" by William Pene du Bois. I bought it at a book fair in the third grade and I think I've read it about 100 times. It's dog eared and battered, but I love it. And I always smile when I see my third grade signature inside the cover.

3. Are you a packrat?
Nope, I'm the opposite. I'm always throwing stuff away and then realizing later that I should've kept it. The Snook, however, is a HUGE packrat. Like, to the point of stockpiling cardboard boxes and styrofoam "just in case" we ever need them. We drive each other crazy, but he keeps me in envelopes and cardboard and I keep him from being a crazy old man in a house full of garbage.

4. Do you prefer a spic-and-span clean house? Or is some clutter necessary to avoid the appearance of a museum?
I dream of a spic-and-span house. In the immortal words of Edina Monsoon, "Surfaces, darling! Surfaces!" Unfortunately the only time I ever even came close to this dream was the few short weeks in London when we had a cleaning woman come in twice a week. That was the best.

5. Do the rooms in your house have a theme? Or is it a mixture of knick-knacks here and there?
The individual rooms don't have a theme, but believe it or not, the Snook and I had a "theme" when buying furniture. We decided we liked A) light wood and B) primary colors. Hence our unvarnished IKEA, blue couch, and red TV stand. But in terms of, like, decorations, we don't have much. We've got a shelf dedicated to our various Star Wars toys. We've also got a couple nice antique maps on the wall that were given to us as a going away present in London. But other than that, it's pretty bare around here.

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Whoa! Somehow I missed some major Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban casting news. Michael Gambon will be taking over as Dumbledore. I didn't recognize the name either, but if you look at his picture you'll realize you've seen him in lots of other stuff (most notably Sleepy Hollow). I think he'll be pretty good. But even more amazingly... guess who's playing Sirius Black? Gary friggin' Oldman! I'm excited to see how that turns out. I mean, Oldman is a fine actor and in my mind he really "looks" the part. But on the other hand, he also has this tendency to play roles, like, so far over the top that it distracts from the picture. Remember his cop in The Professional? Sure, Azkaban would make you a little crazy, but not that crazy. (Link courtesy of Kevin.)

Friday, February 21, 2003

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"On a scale of one to 10, Kylie's bum is a 58." BWA HA HA! Funny as that quote was, I still can't tell if Justin Timberlake is taking the piss or if he's just a big ass-grabbing dork.

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Start preparing your acceptance speech, Ms. Kidman!
She's a shoo-in to win, according to the entries I've received for the Oscar Contest. Check out those nifty pie graphs! Those images are all generated on the fly by PHP from the database tallies. There are some surprises in there. Like, I can't believe how many of y'all expect that Big Fat Greek Wedding woman to win. Yeah, I know it was a big cultural thing in the U.S., and it did okay business over here, but I never thought of it as Oscar-worthy. Maybe it's because most Australians actually know real Greek people... :)

(Also, some people might want to re-think their tiebreaker guess. You're supposed to predict how many extra minutes the show will run beyond the allotted time, not how long it will be overall. A couple people had guesses up around the 3-hour mark. Just e-mail me if you wanna change yours...)

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I am only 57% hip. Or something. Actually I'm not sure that's a bad thing. Based on the questions, I get the idea that hipsters = wankers. (Link courtesy of Brigita, who's even less hip than me, even if she is a pescavore.)

Thursday, February 20, 2003

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Bono got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Frickin' Bono. Too... many... snarky... comments... to... choose...

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Zen GardenSnookums and the Art of Zen
We recently cleaned up our office and uncovered the long-forgotten zen garden. Here's what the Snook created. Any interpretations? Personally, I find it interesting that the rocks are "unbalanced" and seem bunched up on one side. Also note that he's "buried" the rocks beneath layers of straight lines. So perhaps this "unbalanced" side is something that's contained and buried deep within.

Or maybe he just likes making straight lines with the little rake. *shrug* I dunno.

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Moire and I are both homesick for Indiana.

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

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Awww, my friend Nora wrote some nice things about me for the last Friday Five that just cheered me right up today. She also correctly recalls that she was present for my first ever night of drunkenness, when I drank a liter of crap red wine at our dorm section's "Freshman Disorientation" party. (I was a sophomore and we were hosting.) Man, puking in a trash can is just not fun.

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OscarEnter my Oscar Contest 2003!
Since I always suck at predicting these things, I've decided to share my humiliation with y'all. How many can Academy Award winners you get right? It only takes a second to enter and the person with the highest score gets a custom-made sock monkey!

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I'm tryin' out some new links in my daily blog reading routine. They're down there on the right. I discovered them all via comments at this site, so if you think I should be experiencing your brilliance, speak up!

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If Max does it, it's a meme. Therefore I fired up iTunes and hit random play to see what came out. With 3,198 songs on our shared server, you'd think the results wouldn't be so embarrassing... [more...]

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Another Visit to the Doctor:

Me: So I took the antibiotics like you said and they made me feel better, but I finished them on Monday and Tuesday night I woke up with a sore throat and a headache.
Dr: Sounds like you've still got the bug!

He shines his little light down my throat again.

Dr: They certainly look... juicy.
Me: JUICY??
Dr.: I recommend that you have another course of antibiotics, and that you have your tonsils removed soon.
Me: REMOVED??

So that appears to be that. The Snook thinks I should get a second opinion before agreeing to have bits lopped off. Personally I'm a little nervous about the whole prospect. I've never had an operation in my life. Any of you had your tonsils taken out?

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

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Yet Another Lesson I Learned the Hard Way: Folks sending me packages from the U.S. should refrain from including food, especially unprocessed stuff like popcorn. Because if the sniffer dogs catch it, Customs will quarantine it for months before eventually throwing out the popcorn, and I'll get my remaining Christmas presents three months late. :(

Monday, February 17, 2003

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Ebert has added The Right Stuff to his list of "Great Movies". I was surprised to see him almost arguing against manned space flight in his review.

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Back in grade school, one of my friends bought a "slam book" and brought it to class. Each page had a category, like "Favorite song" or "Boy you like", with a bunch of numbered lines for everyone's answers. One page puzzled us though: "Pet Peeves". As I was the class brain, everyone turned to me for an explanation. "I think it's, like, stuff that annoys you... about pets." Okay, so I was sorta close. I remember everyone then writing down stuff like "When they pee in the house" and "When they jump on you" as their answers. It was years before I figured out my mistake.

Anyway, my Pet Peeve O' The Day: people who touch your computer monitor while pointing at something and leave greasy fingerprints all over it. That drives me nuts! Okay, now it's your turn to vent...

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The The Age ran a great interview with Dr. Atkins today entitled "Look Mum, No Carbs". It's an excellent introduction to the low-carb lifestyle and addresses some of the criticism that's been written about it. It also tries to explain how the diet works, which is something that often gets lost in the usual "You can eat steaks deep-fried in butter and still lose weight!" tabloid angle.

Sunday, February 16, 2003

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Me and the Snook"Tens of thousands attend Sydney peace rally." Yes, the Snook and I were among them, and yes, we made those T-shirts ourselves. (Full props to the ladies at Glitter for inspiring my slogan.) I've posted my pictures from the event here.

Did you go to a demonstration? Did you not go for any specific reason? We wanna hear about it.

Saturday, February 15, 2003

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Channel 10 just showed E.T. as counter-programming to the Cricket World Cup. Man, that movie always makes me cry. Afterwards I had to go back and read Ebert's excellent review, which is one of my favorites. I love that he signs it "Grandpa Roger." :)

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Friday Five:

1. Explain why you started to journal/blog.
The biggest reason is that I was thousands of miles away from my family and friends and, well, phone bills are expensive. It was an easy way for the fam to keep up with my life. In addition to that, I'm addicted to the Internet and I talk a lot. I like to code and figure out stuff. I'm also kind of a fame-whore. So yeah, it was all those.

2. Do people you interact with day to day or family members know about your journal/blog? Why or why not?
Yep. Pretty much everybody knows about it. I even put it on my CV nowadays, just so employers aren't surprised if they discover it later. I know that some folks get off on the anonymity of the Web, but personally I find that rather dehumanizing. It's so much nicer to think that a website actually represents a real human person. That's why I made it a priority to be known and accountable on my site. It forces me and everybody who visits the site to remember that we're all individuals, and I think it results in less flamage and a higher level of discourse. Plus, like I said, I'm a big fame-whore.

3. Do you have a theme for your journal/blog?
Not really. It goes through phases depending on my current interests - like now, when it's "Craft-O-Rama 24/7!" - but that's not really a conscious choice. As my header graphic indicates, the overall theme is probably just "Me".

4. What direction would you like to have your journal/blog go in over the next year?
You know what? To be honest, I hope it continues on exactly as it has. We've got such a good little community built up here and I don't want that to change. I'm certainly not going to do anything different.

5. Pimp five of your favorite journals/blogs.
My favorites are listed down on the right, and I love 'em all. If you held a gun to my head, though, I'd have to admit that the five sites I seem to check most often are Lots of Co., Sore Eyes, Scrubbles, defective yeti, and Krisalis. They all blog about such different things and they've always got new content up. I'm a sucker for frequent updates. :)

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I have officially put out my shingle as a Harry Potter knitter-for-hire. My backlog is just about cleared out, so new orders will be started almost immediately!

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As there seems to be little interest right now (even from me), I'm officially putting "The Book Group" on hiatus. The old discussions are still active, though, so feel free to keep adding to them.

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Question: Would you participate in an anti-war demonstration or a "walk for peace"? (I'm not asking about your stance on the Iraq issue, but strictly whether you'd participate in something like that.) Why or why not?

Friday, February 14, 2003

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Happy Valentine's Day! For the second year running, the Snook and I decided to forego the commercialism of the "holiday" and just enjoy being together. Therefore when he brought home flowers and the Beauty and the Beast Special Edition DVD I immediately launched into my "But you said we weren't exchanging gifts!" tirade. He assures me, though, that these are actually "Get Well Kristy" presents that just happened to coincide with the 14th of February. Which is really great, because my conscience gets to be happy knowing we didn't buy into all the Hallmark manufactured schmoopiness while my girly side gets to indulge in pink tulips and fairy tales. :)

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Who could you take in a fight? I could take Eddie Vedder, especially since he gave such a wimpy-ass answer.

Thursday, February 13, 2003

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As I know some of you are probably scrambling for appropriate Valentine's Day gift ideas, I've got two here for you: boob pillows and nipple scarves. Just tryin' to help you out...

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Actual Transcript of my Visit to the Doctor This Morning:

Dr: What seems to be the problem?
Me: Well, my throat started getting sore on Sunday night and Monday I just felt awful, with fever and chills and aches. I stayed home that day thinking it was just the flu. I haven't gotten any better though, and my throat is getting worse. Last night I looked at it and, well, it's pretty gross.
Dr: Let me see...

He shines a little light down my throat for, like, 2 seconds.

Dr: Yep! I'll write you a prescription. You want a note for work? Have a nice day!

That was seriously it. Elapsed time: about as long as it took you to read that. I walked out with my amoxycillin prescription and an excuse note for work. Plus since my doctor bulk-bills (i.e. only charges $25, which the government covers for office visits), I didn't have to pay a cent. It was seriously the best doctor's visit of my life.

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A freshman has been missing from my university since December. He went out drinking with his friends, turned down their offer of a ride home, and then never showed up back at the dorm. My mom just IMed me to say they found his body in the St. Joe river. Right now it looks like he fell in. This is pretty sad. I also can't help but wonder what effect it's going to have on student drinking rules, which have been getting increasingly strict over the past couple years...

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"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! AH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA---"

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Wow! I got linked from Pop Culture Junk Mail on February 4. I can't believe I missed that!

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

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Damn it. I'm still feeling crappy so I just asked the Snook to take a look down my throat to make sure "I don't have tonsilitis and they're not all covered in pus and stuff." I really wasn't expecting an answer in the affirmative. A look in the bathroom mirror with a flashlight confirmed it. Crap. Looks like I'm going to be heading to the doctor tomorrow...

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You know, all the thank you's I've been getting have been great, but I'm thisclose to taking the damn Valentine down. There are still jerks sucking up my bandwidth despite me asking three times now for them to stop. I'm sorry to punish everybody for the actions of a few, but I'm now looking into barring all external image serving permanently. For now I've just renamed the image... for the third time. Do I sound frustrated and bitter?

Update: I've used .htaccess to block all external image serving. If I was hosting an image for you and it's now appearing broken, let me know and I'll add it to the exception list.

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Beaded flower necklaceLook what I made! I was feeling so crappy when I was home sick Monday that I decided to make myself something pretty to compensate. I started flipping through a bead magazine that Ma Snook recently sent me. There I found instructions to make this great "flower" necklace. I'm a sucker for these things, but I always feel ripped off when I pay some craft fair hippie ten bucks for one. It didn't look too hard so I decided to give it a shot. I nipped round the corner to pick up the supplies and then plopped myself down on the couch. I wasn't sure how it would turn out, but the end result is just gorgeous (if I do say so myself). The actual construction time was, like, 90 minutes, but that was with me watching Friends, Malcolm, and Millionaire at the same time. In other words, this is a super easy project even if you're a total beginner. If you want to make your own, just read on for the instructions! [more...]

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Oscar nominations are out! Not a lot of surprises there. I'm sooo happy for Queen Latifah and John C. Reilly (and I'll throw in a "I told you so" regarding Richard Gere). But hey, what the hell is this The Pianist movie? I've never even heard of it!

Anybody up for joining me in a Yahoo! Pick 'Em game? They haven't posted it yet, but I'm sure they will. If there's interest I'll start one up...

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

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You Mac OSX users should go download the 4.2 beta version of OmniWeb. Still no tabbed browsing, but it's got a new feature that I'm loving: a "zoomed" form editor. Basically, wherever you have a text box on a web page (like where you enter comments on this site), there's a little button near the scroll bar. Click it and up pops an editing window for you to enter your text in. (It dynamically updates on the page itself.) So when you're entering large amounts of text, you can have a full-size window and don't have to keep scrolling. I'm really amazed nobody's thought of this before. I was heeding the siren call of Safari, but OmniWeb has once again reeled me back in...

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I suspect none of you Yanks are aware, but the Cricket World Cup has just started in South Africa and we're all eagerly following it. Tonight before Australia's first game we had the shock announcement that Shane Warne, probably the world's premiere spin bowler, will not be playing due to a positive drug test result. (Further explanation: if bowlers are basically the same as pitchers, this guy is the king of the curve ball. He's been called one of the five best players this century. He also strikes me as a bit of an ass, but that's beside the point.) Luckily Australia seem to have taken it in stride and have just posted a great total for their innings. I must be assimilating down here, because I can't even stomach the thought of the Kiwis or the Poms winning. Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!

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I've always been a fan of political cartoons, and I found these ones commemorating the Columbia disaster very moving and powerful. It's interesting to see how so many different artists around the world still centered on the same themes: parents and children, the shuttle as a constellation, the flag on the moon at half-mast, and the crew going home to heaven. I especially liked how many of them included a Star of David for Ilan Ramon, the Israeli astronaut. Definitely worth checking out...

Monday, February 10, 2003

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Funky Chicken PincushionsSomebody recently e-mailed me to say that the pattern I linked for the Funky Chicken Pincushions has disappeared. In lieu I've written down the instructions as I remember them, along with a few crude drawings. Read on if you're interested... [more...]

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I've come down with some sort of flu bug. I felt like such crap that I stayed home today. The upside is that the Snook is cooking my favorite pasta dish, Penne Amatriciana, to cheer me up... Atkins be damned!

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Our groovy new aluminum cupsIf you're anything like me, you often visit Scrubbles and get depressed by all the cool things Matt seems to acquire. Not that they aren't great... just that seeing someone with taste makes me feel guilty that practically our whole house is furnished by IKEA. Anyhoo, on Sunday the Snook and I were heading out to breakfast (lazy people!) when we discovered that a nearby vintage antiques store was going out of business. We bought all kinds of stuff, but the things I was most happy about were these two sets of aluminum drinking glasses. My aunt's had a set for ages and I always thought they were just the coolest things ever. So now I've finally got some! Each set of four comes in it's own little picnic carrying case with a bottle opener. I'm so in love with them that I think I'm going to have to collect some more. So if you come across any, let me know!

Sunday, February 9, 2003

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Things I Would Happily Pay Top-Dollar For This Very Instant But For Some Insane Reason Am Unable to Purchase in This Country:
  • TiVo
  • Diet Vanilla Coke
  • Golden Grahams
  • Dinty Moore Beef Stew
Yeah, it's a short list, but I'm sure I'll be adding to it. Those are ranked roughly in diminishing order of how frequently I say, "Dammit! Why can't I buy [X]?" What's the point of having a World Trade Organization if willing consumers are denied the opportunity to buy stuff they want? *pout* I say hurry up, globalization!

[Edited to add: Okay, I just realized that sounds very Asshole American "Where's the McDonald's?" Tourist, which wasn't what I intended. See, they already have regular Vanilla Coke here. I'm just annoyed that they haven't brought out a diet version. The Golden Grahams thing is more a reaction to the lack of cinnamon and graham flavored products here. (No "Big Red" gum either.) Okay, the Dinty Moore thing is ridiculous, and I can't really fault them there. I just miss it. But as for the TiVo... I really don't get this. A) They already have a PAL version they did for the UK. B) It's not like they'd have to translate any of the menus or documentation. C) There are several existing cable setups here that, I can only imagine, would love to offer a bundled system. So what's the damn holdup? Anyway, just trying to prove I'm not being totally irrational here...]

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Happy birthday to my Dad!

Saturday, February 8, 2003

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Diet Update: I've now lost just over 40 pounds. More remarkably, I can finally fit into everything in my wardrobe. That doesn't sound like much, but when you've been lugging some of your favorite pieces of clothing around from continent to continent for three years in what you gloomily suspect is the impossible hope of ever wearing them again... to be able to finally fasten those buttons again brings tears to the eyes.

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This just in... Channel 9 News just reported that vandals have knocked down the sacred Virgin Mary fence post at Coogee. The deluded - I mean, faithful - are very upset about it. Footage showed crowds of people staring sadly at a broken stump. Several flowers wrapped in plastic had been stuck to it. (It reminded me of the gates at Kensington Palace after Diana died.) A sad old woman who looked like she'd just stepped out of 1930's Communist Russia knelt down and prayed in front of it. Yep, in front of a broken fence post. Sometimes religion is really weird.

Friday, February 7, 2003

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Friday Five:

1. What did you have for breakfast this morning? If you didn't have breakfast, why not?
Nothing. I was hungover like a dog. Why do 'morning afters' get worse as you get older? I don't remember feeling this crappy ever in college.

2. What's your favorite cereal?
Golden Grahams. I'd kill for a bowl right now, but I can't find it overseas and I don't want to pay $10 a box to an importer.

3. How often do you eat out? Do you want that to change?
We eat out a lot, at least once a week (if not more). We're lazy, we can afford it, and we enjoy good food. I just always have a nagging feeling of guilt about it. Must be the Hoosier upbringing.

4. What do you plan on having for dinner tonight? Got a recipe for that?
The Snook is making me his Thai green curry. It's phenomenal. Chicken, coconut cream, lemongrass, garlic, onion, and lots of wonderful veggies... I'm salivating.

5. What's your favorite restaurant? Why?
It changes a lot, mostly because there's so much variety here. I mean, my favorite Newtown cafe at the moment is Lamina, which is right down the block. They have great coffee and food and I like the atmosphere. In terms of a proper restaurant, I love Wagamama's, a chain of Japanese noodle bars. And if you're talking really fancy, you can't beat Rockpool. I took the Snook there for his birthday last year. It was one of the most memorable dining experiences of my life.

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You know what isn't nice? When you spend a couple hours making something and then offer it up freely on the Internet, only to have clueless jerks source it directly from your server. I try to be understanding but, as this is the second time this has happened with the very same image, it kinda pissed me off. I decided to get revenge. How long do you think before this guy and these people and the friggin' Emperor notice?

For future reference, I'm really happy to have people put the Valentine on their sites. I've gotten some great thank you comments in the past week or two and I'm just glad that folks like it. But if you want to display it, save it to your hard drive, upload it to your own web host, and source it from there. (You're welcome to link - as in, <a href="whatever"> - to it all you want. I'm just talking about people who do this - <img src="whatever">.) I know this is a controversial issue, and I've had lengthy arguments about it with the Snook. Some people think that everything posted on the 'Net is fair game. I think of it as more a question of courtesy. For example, consider the little old lady that gives away samples of food at the grocery store. Sure, they're free, and theoretically you could sit in front of her all day eating the samples without any intention of buying the food. But it's a jerk move, you know? Just because something is free doesn't mean you should hog it, especially without asking the permission of the giver. Am I in the minority here? Does that sound totally irrational? I'm really asking, because it just seems like there are fewer people who care about such niceties, and more people who are only interested in taking whatever they can.

And it didn't help that I was hungover today.

Thursday, February 6, 2003

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The beach is... that way!I'm too sexy for this scarf.
I've been waiting for Moire (who just set a wedding date!) to receive the scarves I made her before I showed them off. Since she got them today... here they are! {Don't worry, Moire; he doesn't have cooties.} The Gryffindor scarf shown here was acrylic and turned out really long. The Slytherin was 100% wool (some gorgeous soft Tasmanian stuff that I'm now obsessed with) but is wider and shorter. Read on to see more of the Snook's modeling poses. [more...]

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RunningBlog: Walk Against WantAs some of you know, the Snook and I participated in the Walk Against Want last year. The Walk raises funds to help poor communities in over 30 developing countries worldwide. The Snook and I managed over $150, thanks mostly to the kind donations of you readers. Thanks for that.

Well, it's that time again. This year's walk will take place in a few weeks and I've decided I'm going to do it. I've signed up for the 15 kilometer walk, which is over 9 miles. Anybody want to sponsor me? American dollars and British pounds go pretty far here, so you don't have to donate very much to make an impact. You can even use PayPal to send me the cash (and I'll cover the transaction costs myself). In addition to the warm glow of helping out your fellow man, each person who donates will also receive something hand-crafted by me. I'm not sure what it'll be yet (it depends on how many people donate), but I'm leaning towards marble magnets and maybe even sock monkeys (for the very generous). If you're a tight-ass, I can even send you a receipt so you can deduct it from your taxes. So what are you waiting for? Send me an e-mail or leave a comment if you'd like to help out.

Wednesday, February 5, 2003

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Me in the Purdue HatSide view of Purdue hat
Feedback needed.
My brother is a sophomore in college and I asked him recently what he'd like me to knit him. He said a hat would be nice, and that "the more unique the better". This is what I came up with. (Don't worry; he never reads the site so it won't ruin the surprise.) I based it on this pattern for an "ear flap hat". Instead of using the provided zig-zag design, though, I decided to try my hand at doing some fair isle knitting. So I laid out a design using the name of his university in their school colors. It came out pretty well! Slightly wonky shaped, but I figure some blocking this weekend (i.e. me wearing it around the house a lot) will square it up. Now I'm wondering... Should I put a pompom on top? He said "unique." Would any of you guys actually wear a hat with a pompom on it? Is this whole discussion moot because it's so dorky he'd never wear it regardless? Please advise. (I've set up a poll to register your thoughts on the issue.)

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You all know of my deep and abiding love for Legolas, right? I'd just like to clarify however that I do not love Orlando Bloom, the actor who plays him. Especially after seeing pictures like this. *shudder* (I'd have linked directly to his bio in the "Cast & Crew" section, but the stupid site is all Flash.)

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The first woman-to-woman HIV transmission has been reported. On one hand it's silly to be surprised; of course this sort of thing could happen. But on the other, it just seems weird, you know? I feel like women have kinda gotten the idea that our gender is always on the receiving end of such stuff. It's a good reality check. Play safe, kids.

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This Fametracker discussion of Celebrity Urban Legends made me laugh out loud. There are some real quotable gems in there. My favorite exchange: "Where would you even get a frozen gerbil? Health food stores?" "Man, that would be one effed-up GNC." (Bonus points to the first person to guess which celebrity was being discussed...)

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Sweet! I just discovered that Martin, one of the new guys here at work, is Korean! He didn't believe I was at first, though. Now I'm all excited to re-begin my Korean language training, since he'll be able to help me with the accent and stuff. We're already planning an outing next week to a Korean restaurant in the city for some bool go kee.

Tuesday, February 4, 2003

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Scary-Ass Lesson O' The Day: Cockroaches can fly! I never knew that.

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I seem to be getting a lot more hits for the Simpsons Valentine this year than previously. It's still available if you want to tell your honey that you "Choo-Choo-Choose" them!

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Which OS are You?Which Operating System are You?

Nooooooooooo! Nobody tell the Snook. He'd never let me hear the end of it. (Link courtesy of John.)

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"If there were no children on this Earth, if someone announced all kids were dead, I would jump off the balcony immediately."

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michael Jackson needs a good PR person to tell him to stop talking about children whenever he gets interviewed. And before the psycho Michael defenders get all up in arms, I didn't say anything bad about him, just that the fact that his name and "kids" keep getting linked in the media repeatedly isn't good. You know, what with him being an accused pedophile and all.

Later: Okay, we just watched "Living with Michael Jackson", the big special interview he did that's airing in, like, every country this week. I actually found myself feeling sorry for him at times. Of course, he's still a complete nutjob. He's clearly got some body dysmorphic disorder going on. And what was up with his special climbing tree? It had steps! "He's a cheating bastard," said the Snook. I had to agree.

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Here's a helpful tip for those of you planning a wedding: You can save money by dyeing your shoes with coffee! Isn't that a great idea? I'm sure that splotchy brown shoes that stink of espresso would look great with the latest white satin wedding fashions, don't you agree? *roll eyes* I'm all for being crafty, but let's be honest here: you can take it too far.

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Bored at work? Want to give the impression that you're slaving away? Check out these stereograms (also known as "Magic Eye" pictures). Everyone will think you're concentrating on some super-difficult problem when really you're just trying to see the one with the 3-D boobies. (Yes, they're really in there. No, I won't tell you which one.)

Monday, February 3, 2003

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Oh my god. It's finally over. The addiction can finally end. Free at last!

Sunday, February 2, 2003

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Chicago was excellent. I've had the musical soundtrack for years and I finally saw the show while we were in London. I honestly didn't see how they were going to translate it to film. When I first saw the trailers, I thought that the introduction of, like, "plot" and "setting" was really going to bother me. In fact, it was great. The re-imagining of the musical numbers as Roxie's fantasies really worked. True, it meant they had to cut a couple of songs, but the only one I really missed was "Class". (Though Amos's number was sort of a cheat, since the impression it gave of him was more his own than Roxie's, right?) I was all set to be annoyed that Mary Sunshine wasn't a drag queen, but then I remembered that I never really liked that number anyway and Christine Baranski is always a good thing. In terms of the leads, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Renee Zellweger were amazing. (Some of you know how much it pains me to say that, given that historically Zellweger has been, well, my nemesis.) Their dancing, singing, and acting were all wonderful. Richard Gere... not so much. I didn't like the "shoeshine boy meets the full monty" thing they did with his first number. Granted, they probably just wanted to save his razzle dazzle stuff til the big finale, but I always imagined him as a real slick James Brolin type. Not a dorky grinning Richard Gere. *shrug* Other plusses: John C. Reilly is a god. Queen Latifah kicked some serious ass. And the dancing, which I expected to suck having seen Anne Reinking's choreography for the revival, was actually really good and seemed like a homage without being a total ripoff.

In short, I went in expecting to complain. Instead I came out raving. This is, like, Moulin Rouge good. Oh, and I felt really cool for correctly spotting "Mya" as one of Cell Block Tango girls. :)

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I just realized that it's Groundhog Day here. If Punxatawney Phil were in my backyard, he'd definitely be seein' his shadow.

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Man. Reagan's "slip the surly bonds of Earth" and "touch the face of God" speech always makes me cry.

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When you live in Australia, everything elsewhere in the world happens while you're asleep. I woke up this morning and switched on my computer to discover that the Space Shuttle had disintegrated, killing all the astronauts. How awful. I was at Kennedy Space Center in 2000 to see the shuttle land. The most amazing part was how un-excited everybody seemed. It was like the act of leaving and returning the Earth had become somehow routine. I also remember when the Challenger blew up in '86. Much like Punky Brewster, my dream had been to be an astronaut and my courage was shaken by the disaster. I just hope this doesn't lead to a cessation of the current space program. (The Snook's reaction this morning: "Damn. Guess we won't see them go to Mars in our lifetime.")

Saturday, February 1, 2003

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Friday Five:

1. As a child, who was your favorite superhero/heroine? Why?
Much like every other girl of my generation, I had Wonder Woman Underoos. Why? Because she kicked ass and looked pretty!

2. What was one thing you always wanted as a child but never got?
A Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.

3. What's the furthest from home you've been?
At this very moment, I am 9,438 miles from home. London was only a third of that distance. This is definitely the farthest.

4. What's one thing you've always wanted to learn but haven't yet?
Korean. I've got the books, I've got the CD... I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

5. What are your plans for the weekend?
Today we're going to see Chicago (the movie) with our friend Steve. I'd also like to go to the gym, clean up the house, and finish my dad's birthday present.

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I really enjoyed this article about a vegetarian who returned to eating meat after 14 years. I think she sums up my position really well: Nobody wants to eat animals that are mistreated, over-produced, and pumped full of nastiness. But things are getting better and, if you're willing to spend a little more money, "healthy" meat can be found. Which is great, because meat tastes really good. I like lots of different vegetables, but nothing can beat a thick, grilled-to-perfection Aussie lamb chop. Yum.

That said, I'm wondering what you veggos think. (Like my Aussie slang?) Do you thinks she's overstated improvements in the industry to justify her meat cravings? (Link courtesy of John, who already has a heated discussion going on over at his site.)

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