- krissiscribbles: I'm screaming fr https://t.co/R9Oa4REoRy
- IjeomaOluo: Women: no amount of selfies will make you as vain or self-centered as the random dude who thinks you need his opinion on them.
- deanmcevoy: Wife: "I love you"
Husband: Is that you talking or the wine?
Wife: No you idiot it was me talking to the wine
- thepaulrayner: @web_goddess My 14 year old son shared my Spotify account last year and now Spotify is convinced I'm addicted to EDM. 🙄😉 (in reply to web_goddess)