With twelve hours to go to Thanksgiving,* I have just discovered that I am in the Land of No Pork and Beans. Seriously. Canned pork and beans just doesn’t exist in Australia. How am I supposed to make Aunt Deb’s Crockpot Baked Beans without pork and beans?

* Okay, we’re not eating til Saturday, but I thought the anecdote needed some sense of urgency.