Him: The Polar Vortex collapsed.
Me: What does that mean?
Him: Means it’s cold af!
😳❄️ #icantputmyarmsdown
Realised tonight that my meal plan for the week has some variation of “pork and cabbage” three days in a row. 😂 I have been assimilated. 🇩🇪 (Pork chop, Brussels sprouts, and “melting” potatoes tonight!)