“Hey Mum! I’ve got good news! I got an acting job in a historical drama on Channel 4! Well… I’m playing a syphilitic Hackney whore being impassively tupped by a boil-faced plague-pit digger in the desperate belief that my pox will cure his plague.” That is some funny stuff.

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