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Shared today on Twitter

Oh. Discovered there’s a “Message Requests” screen in Instagram. There’s where old army dudes message me about my beautiful profile. 🙄 (Another one to add to your privilege pockets, @gilmae.)

@i386 The. Worst.

@i386 I MEANT YOU

We stayed in Gillette last year for the eclipse. It wasn’t remotely full. We didn’t see any people of colour. This guy seems like an ass. https://t.co/G5EIIOtVk7

@mark_sabbatical Don’t forget the ants!

*cough* You know who you are. https://t.co/kK5W3IT0l7

@twasink So are tomatoes! That was the point! 😂

I want a white noise machine with a “Noddy’s on King on Saturday morning” setting. Chill music, indistinct chatter, hair dryers… 😴

Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.