Author: Kris

  • Yarn-bombing in the NYT

    Oh good grief. The goddamn New York Times has an article about “yarn-bombing,” aka “graffiti knitting,” aka that annoying “movement” I ranted about two years ago. I thought it had jumped the shark back then, but here we are still taking about it in the most famous newspaper in the world. VOMIT. I also like how a “movement” that is supposedly so DIY and subversive and anti-consumerist is now being officially sponsored by Toyota and Smart Car. The founder of the movement has quit her job to make a full-time career out of this. She doesn’t even knit the stuff by hand anymore; she has five assistants and uses looms. I guess this gives me yet another reason for not taking part in any “yarn-bombing” projects: they get sold as some sort of community-minded art project, when in reality you’re just helping promote somebody’s made-up trend that’s now used to sell cars and surfboards.

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    @knitabulous If it’s not on Runkeeper, I DON’T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED. 🙂


    Massive spec that’s been in the works in one form or another for, oh, A YEAR just got signed off. HUZZAH, good to get monkey off my back.


    @Opheli8 Hahahahaha, no, that sucker is dead and buried.


    Working on a gift for a friend. Not bad for a night’s work! http://twitpic.com/4zmi6s


    is personally bringing the oversized 80s jumper back into fashion. You can all thank me later.


    @randomknits I think Jesus is like Santa Claus, in that he follows the time zones.


    @witty_knitter This is like an episode of The Amazing Race!


    @bellsknits You didn’t see R.Pattz in the Harry Potter films? At any rate, he uses a Yank accent in Twilight.


    @NylaSwander9882 Blocking you and reporting for spam.


    @bellsknits Goodness. I thought the only folks who didn’t like HP were homeschooling fundamentalists! You should see/read them; they’re good


    @drkknits @bellsknits Actually I’m not a big R.Pattz fan, and I could leave the movies. The books made me feel icky.


    @knitterjp @drkknits Totes my new imaginary boyfriend!


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    is personally bringing the oversized 80s jumper back into fashion. You can all thank me later.


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @steven_noble His post is all I know about it. Will try to find out more details tonight when I pick up our veggie box from him.


    @lemon_lime Damn. Can’t see it from my CBD bus stop. Curse your beautiful commute! 🙂


    @gilmae As long as they don’t ask you to kill cockroaches in the basement, you’re okay. (You don’t have a red stapler, do you?)


    The day I forget my headphones is the day the guy behind me on the bus decides to loudly relate the plot of “Human Centipede” to his friend.


    @jannism Come now. You’ve met *some* of us. 🙂


    RT @ljc: Hey … there is a Zooey Deschanel show coming to FOX! // @toastman will be very excited!


    @Lackadazy On a night home from the pub, sure. On the morning ride to work when I just had breakfast – NO.


    @sharre Nah. I grew up in Amish country. They’re actually big users of technology; they just can’t own it.


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    The day I forget my headphones is the day the guy behind me on the bus decides to loudly relate the plot of “Human Centipede” to his friend.


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  • Duck and Swan closing

    Well, this sucks. Just saw on Michael’s blog that the Duck & Swan is closing. That’s our favourite local pub. That’s where we went to celebrate moving into our house. The new owners are English and – reading between the lines – they sound like jerks.

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    @randomknits @HoneyBeeMine I *do* have a set, and I like them! I’ve never had a problem with them popping off or the joins breaking.


    @randomknits @HoneyBeeMine My only complaint with them is the GIANT BOX they came in. I think the new sets are in more portable kits?


    @imdominating I just wish @teefury would have an RSS feed so I could put it in Google Reader and see it every day automagically.


    @randomknits Can you get just the case on its own?


    @HoneyBeeMine I got mine from CR&K, so I think these are the exact ones: http://bit.ly/iEbKaZ. Nickel, I think? No issues with catching.


    Sitting here like Elaine Benes on the subway, quiet on the outside but SCREAMING in my head: “STOP COUGHING! JUST STOP IT! STOP ITTTTTTTTT!”


    @Lauren_lolly_ Unfortunately I’m not on a bus or the street. I’m sitting at my desk at work. No escape.


    @HoneyBeeMine I’ve got a couple; not a full set. I prefer the pointiness of the Addis as I, too, am a Very Tight Knitter.


    Supercilious cardy-wearing bearded Inner West hipster appraises your graffiti and snorts, “Derivative.” http://twitpic.com/4z0lsh


    @gusseting Been reading a little about that one. I like Stephen King, but not so much the straight horror ones.


    RT @c41: Only person not staring at a mobile on this bus is reading a book.
    About iphone dev.


    What? The Duck & Swan in Chippo is closing? http://bit.ly/lX0oL5 THAT SUCKS. (cc @steven_noble @innerwestlive @InnerWestNews)


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    VERY easy recovery run/walk…


    I keep arguing with people who think there’s something inherently unsafe about running long distances. Sure, if you don’t train for it. But human beings evolved to do this.


    Supercilious cardy-wearing bearded Inner West hipster appraises your graffiti and snorts, “Derivative.”