Giant bowl of milk steeping in caramelised corn flakes. Holy crap.

Behold the world’s first Bogan Domer! Happy Australia Day…

Seasonal Tuscan feast! Steak, homemade ratatouille, green salad. #paleo

Made-Up Kris is still dubious about this whole "performing femininity" thing. #youaskedforit

Tonight I made @nomnompaleo’s Super Porktastic Meatloaf. YUM. +5 for the bacon!

I’m sick. I get it this time every year. It’s CABLE FEVER, BABY, YEAAAAHH.

This is momentous. There is Android in our house. See? Not total fanboys.

*Somebody* doesn’t mind that I suck at knitting lace. *Somebody* is the handsomest boy in the whole world!

It’s too hot to wear actual shoes. Luckily @the_snook hooked me up. #swag

Tonight’s FoodConnect veggie box included the biggest Black Russian I’ve ever seen. Get in MAH BELLEH!