Somebody else agrees with me about Roger Clemens being a big fat wuss.
Category: Random Links
Links that I’m reading/watching/listening to/thinking about
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Mmm-hmmm.
“We love baseball because it’s about manhood.” Oh yeah, baby. We do. (Especially where it pertains to Mike Piazza.)
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Clemens sucks
Roger Clemens is a big fat ass. When he walks down the street, people say, “God damn! That’s a big fat ass!” And if he tries anything with my Mikey again, I’ll deal with him personally. (Sorry for the obscure South Park reference. But the man is a fat bastard.)
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Ask Yahoo
Where did “Win one for the Gipper!” come from? Ask Yahoo! finds out.
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The Pope
You knew it was coming. The Pope may resign.
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SCABLY
I think “Elizabeth Scably, U Make Me Hurl!” is the best sign I’ve ever seen in my life. Maybe now she’ll think twice before crossing picket lines.
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Nooooo
NOOOOO! Converse nears corporate extinction. Time to stock up on the Chuck Taylors NOW!
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OUCH
Why breast implants are bad – sometimes they burst. Just ask Toni Braxton. *cringing in horror*
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Rockers
Women rockers unite for breast cancer show. It’s too bad that I’d only consider maybe two of them (Sheryl Crow and Melissa Etheridge) to be actual “rockers”, but I guess that’s beside the point. Oh, and they name Ellen’s new girlfriend. Yippee.
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Sorry not sorry.
I laughed out loud when I read this rundown of the weekend’s college football action. My favorite part: “Miami (Florida) will not be playing this week, allowing the players to snort coke off hookers’ asses with Darryl Strawberry and Michael Irvin. I’m sorry. That was harsh and uncalled for. I didn’t mean it. What I meant to say was: ‘Miami (Florida) will not be playing this week, allowing them to further prepare themselves for the no-doubt arduous midterm exams that are coming up.’”