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    @unixbigot There are folks working on the tech part. @indigitek is one group I know that is making a difference!

    @minxdragon Camping on the sidewalk for tickets to the London previews, 1998. I’m third from the left. ❤️ https://t.co/YgztW8dsBf

    RT @awscloud: New #AWSLaunches!
    🚀New in AWS Deep Learning AMIs: Updated Amazon Elastic Inference for TensorFlow, TensorBoard 1.12.1 & MMS 1…

    I can say with no hesitation this also applies to all @SydTechLeaders events. Don’t believe me? Ask @darthted. No patience for this shit. https://t.co/1cxwltx3sM

    “Damn, it really feels like my eyesight has gotten worse in recent years. I wonder why that is.”

    *returns to sewing black pipe cleaners to black felt*

    Sophie Lee is the best part of any film she appears in. “Bulimia’s not cheap, you know!” https://t.co/EgLuNx4uQK

    @mattdelves JELLY.

    It’s time to unveil the triumphant return of the w-g Oscar Contest. If you predict the most winners correctly, you could win your very own FREDDIE MONKCURY! https://t.co/rjtUxBbQqR 🐵 https://t.co/dMt3vOg9xS

    Entries for the contest are pouring in! Today’s goal is to provide a real time view of the current predictions. Don’t miss your chance to win your very own Freddie Monkcury sock monkey… 🐵 https://t.co/2yOSLY333X

    “Did you see the long Reddit rant about the fabric cutting counter?” My husband gets me. https://t.co/VHKxMVrhem

    RT @wesbuc: suck it plato https://t.co/exO6kXB5uQ

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    This makes me very happy. PLEASE let Sam Elliott be involved, whatever it is. https://t.co/4dszynmWV1

    RT @DavidTennantPod: I’m just going to leave this here… https://t.co/JxJLXQ7YEw

    RT @MichelePlayfair: #yow is excited to present the Passionate Product Ownership Workshop with @jeffpatton in Sydney 28 Feb – 1 March 2019!…

    Ooh. The second Brosnan Bond brings us digital boobs. This one’s going to be about the Internet, isn’t it? https://t.co/mKwzF7Lhhr

    “Release the software. It’s full of bugs, so people will have to upgrade FOR YEARS.” 😂 https://t.co/29HAbJRJ4B

    @mmastertheone I argued for it, but Rodd’s a purist and says it’s not canon.

    @mmastertheone The David Niven one? We didn’t include that one either.

    “What is this? WHAT IS THIS?! This is so f**king bad.” Turns out the Snook isn’t a big fan of this film. https://t.co/MDUSisnNZV

    This – except I was 19. ❤️

    https://t.co/FengYBJLcd https://t.co/Z2Nj2AbtDJ

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    RT @MWatsonSYD1: What a start to the year for @MSFTReactor Sydney hosting the @SydTechLeaders for their 1st Meetup of the Year. Looking for…

    RT @mobywhale: . @AllSchuckUp asked the audience “Who here works in a distributed team” and quite a few people put their hands up! More tha…

    RT @SydTechLeaders: Groaning as @AllSchuckUp shares some common frustrations with remote working – waiting overnight for code reviews, coll…

    RT @SydTechLeaders: Language matters. “Distributed office” is a more inclusive term than “remote office.” @AllSchuckUp #sydtechleaders http…

    RT @SydTechLeaders: OMG!! 😱 https://t.co/IaHbl6HGAY

    Oh god. “Providing way too much context when asking for help.” This is a thing that has been increasingly annoying me. JUST SPIT IT OUT. WHAT IS THE REQUEST. #sydtechleaders https://t.co/aSJgGwR3Ob

    THAT’S RIGHT – able to run the microphone around for Q&A and do the social media at. the. same. time. 🏃‍♀️ #sydtechleaders

    @melindafentonsm @SydTechLeaders Admittedly never as well as I’d like.

    RT @rachaelcarson: What is necessary for distributed teams is good for colocated teams. Share information by default, use proactive written…

    Our SCOBY is floating! It’s finally doing something! https://t.co/XoY3HwC5XT https://t.co/Iw3wjHr3Yk

    @gilmae Sometimes I like to lean into the stereotype.

    RT @BugHunterSam: @SydTechLeaders @AllSchuckUp @canva Shout out to @InsightTimer, Australia’s contender for the meditation app space

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    @darthted @diversionary @mobywhale @hannahyanfield @SydTechLeaders https://t.co/1qghEJpsBa

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    🎉 The Oscar nominations are out… which means it’s almost time for the triumphant return of the w-g Oscar Contest! Voting will open this weekend. 😉 https://t.co/F4DmQSYDIq https://t.co/lUti8c6YaQ

    If you agree with this… you’re gonna want to enter my Oscar contest this year. 🙂 https://t.co/Wgha6dkPHG

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    2019 is the year I go to war on drive-by Meetup RSVPers who don’t turn up. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. https://t.co/kUTNbuDXGr

    @zarahjutz There’s no set plan yet on how I plan to punish them, but I’m working on it.

    Folks in SYD, come along on Feb 5th to engage with @jrhunt, delivering his world famous AWS re:Invent re:Cap – great opportunity to learn about all the services launched last year and get more details – https://t.co/s2GsSk5eMM @AWSCloudANZ

    @jrhunt LOL, you can thank @wadeis for the specific wording. 😉

    @Gaohmee My Dad just texted me from the US about this! He’s too much of a wimp to step out in the cold and take a photo for me. 😛

    @Gaohmee I now have some photos of blurry blobs of light. 😂

    Looking for a new role? I’m hiring a dedicated Startup Solutions Architect for my team in Sydney. If you live and breathe tech and have startup experience under your belt, I’d love to talk to you about this one! https://t.co/kpMNbAOcU4

    @NaveenS16 Just because I was basing it off an existing tutorial: https://t.co/66DM8pKGpM

    @heuschnupf Neither. Basically forked the web app tutorial from here: https://t.co/66DM8pKGpM

    RT @ReinH: well I can’t argue with this https://t.co/ddVRRMvy9i

    @richbuggy @JessTelford I know – I gave him my wish list like a year ago. Code faster Jess!! 😂

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    @randomknits Ugh, that sucks. 🙁

    Successfully built a web app today with serverless backend, REST API, user authentication, and DynamoDB integration. Then I went to Coles and only realised halfway through the shop that my shorts were on backwards. 🙄

    @darthted I know exactly what you mean.

    @twasink Yup.

    @msharp @wingletang Hmmm. I don’t do a lot of toy knitting – too fiddly – so I’ll pass on these!! Thanks. 🙂

    Thinking of all my friends at #LCA2019 this week and hoping they have the BEST time! So proud to see the Art + Tech miniconf happening again due to amazing efforts of @maetl. 👏🖼️❤️💻 @minxdragon @KathyReid @unixbigot @voltagex and everybody else…

    @jeffblankenburg @AmazonPrime I’ve recently discovered Schitts Creek on Netflix and I’m really enjoying it!

    @Techman_83 Awwww, glad to see the Hug Detector is still happening!! ❤️

    @voltagex @maetl @minxdragon @KathyReid @unixbigot That was more the “waving at folks I’m sad I won’t get to catch up with” part of the tweet. 🙂

    There were some good tech puns in the replies to this one. Just now over coffee the Snook offered his: “Unit tests passed; integration tests failed!” https://t.co/39Cj3XVqst

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    @misswired Ahhh, this is why my Mom’s dog creeps me out, because he has it and he therefore looks like a person that has been cursed to live as a dog.

    I know some of you think Konmari is bullshit, but it inspired the Snook to finally get rid of some old clothes, including a jacket that had a movie stub for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – from 2005! – in the pocket. https://t.co/Kk4ZkiKcuD

    Dropping off clothes at Smith Family. “Are you guys here because of the Netflix show?” 😂

    Come to Mama… https://t.co/n7haPCafHu https://t.co/te0eCAWpMD

    @jonoabroad Corner Smith in Marrickville. I’m sure some poor sap in the gig economy could be enticed to bring you one…

    Ploughman’s lunch. (Note him staring at my toastier though!) https://t.co/fLFZZcYBrK https://t.co/NuL2qf50TS

    @annie_parker So full. 🐷

    @itgrrl Same! I’m jealous of everybody heading that way…

    Monkey business afoot… https://t.co/eUYRjbSRpH https://t.co/tTOysubF7v

    Watching the Fyre Festival doc, and I had NO IDEA the guy behind the debacle was a tech entrepreneur. I thought he was just a promoter. That explains so much. 😂

    The Snook: “Some people want to party on a private island with models. *I* just want that lady’s living room.” 😂 https://t.co/1IF1XOZF4N

    RT @sailorhg: adding this to pre-empt the inevitable “isn’t it insulting to imply that girls need pink & sparkles to be interested in tech?…

    Melbourne – I finally convinced the Snook to take me on the tram restaurant for my birthday, and I just found out it’s GONE! What happened?? 😭 https://t.co/85FUWxDmah

    @themaninblue Yeah, when he got out the wadding I was like, where the hell is this going? Quilted denim next to that beautiful deskktop??!

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    RT @johnallsopp: Indeed CFPs are now open for all 2019 events. Code, Design, Product, Culture and Summit as as well as code and design lead…

    RT @awscloud: New #AWSLaunches!
    🚀AWS Backup Integrates with Amazon DynamoDB for Centralized & Automated Backup Management
    🚀AWS Storage Gate…

    I’ve done B… and never again. https://t.co/NfazZXZJ51

    RT @edgarwright: Please enjoy a thread of GIFs from the ‘Kitten Kong’ episode of ‘The Goodies’. https://t.co/NpscxmK5Gf

    We enter the Brosnan years… https://t.co/FautMmy8Eo

    @rotnroll666 @JulieKalitis No love for Lazenby? They KILLED his WIFE!

    I just realised the entire plot of GoldenEye would’ve been irrelevant with… wait for it… BLOCKCHAIN. 😂 https://t.co/jT1pYjRPnP

    @Paul_Bone The latter. 😂

    My new obsession: the r/ArtisanVideos subreddit. Just spent nearly 20min watching some Russians make an amazing desk. It’s not entirely to my taste, but the craftsmanship is exquisite. https://t.co/jQtMwwsk5n

    Was telling Mom about a machine learning app idea I had to disrupt the knitting industry, and she promptly suggested an application for quilters that would be A) simpler to build and B) monetisable. Mom continues to be way smarter than me. 🙂

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    WHAT? This is huge!!! 👏 https://t.co/8onK0l2MLQ

    @artsandsocks It is! Very charming. 🙂

    @lindamciver @MichelePlayfair @FalknerKatrina @WinnovationSA @AustCyber @betheworrall @jade_mikaela @RebeccaVivian @Chooks_SA @nickyringland @DrCatherineBall @cloudaus @yow_conf @annie_parker I didn’t know about it until this. YAYYYYYYYYY 🎉

    Please help @hannahyanfield and me* with an argument we’re having with @gilmae. Which is grammatically correct? “She worked with me and Sam” OR “She worked with Sam and I.”

    * He’ll probably argue this one’s wrong too.

    @GlennSarti @hannahyanfield @gilmae I was tempted, but figured the results would be skewed by people who are wrong, as you are.

    @The_McJones @hannahyanfield @gilmae Cop out. 😂

    @GlennSarti @hannahyanfield @gilmae You’re losing…

    This is correct. Everyone suggesting “I” following the preposition “with” is sadly wrong. https://t.co/U5mNdgzlUX

    @betsybookworm @hannahyanfield @gilmae Betsy. BETSY. Ugh. #prescriptivist4life

    @DeveloperSteve @hannahyanfield @gilmae Nooooooooooo!

    @darthted @hannahyanfield @gilmae YOU ARE A GODDAMN HERO TED

    RT @darthted: @hannahyanfield @web_goddess @gilmae None of this showed in my feed. Twitter is so very wrong, as I would have been all over…

    Goddamn it. I was so cross from grammar pedantry and the failures of the Australian educational system that I knitted 8 rows incorrectly. https://t.co/n9o1wFHqhJ

    @glenngillen @hannahyanfield @gilmae Nah. Subject is always “she.” Following the preposition “with,” it should always be “me.”

    We’re in the middle of a heat wave, and now my hair smells like Korean barbecue. Still… worth it. 💯 https://t.co/ZBLKS8f6v6 https://t.co/1ee66i7RZN

    This is me with every taxi driver in Australia for the past two years, except replace it with American and Trump. 😐 https://t.co/qzTvxfpn8I

    @minxdragon It was! You’ve been there? It was my first time.

    @zarahjutz I’ve still got the pair you gave me! I’ve always intended to turn them into a sock monkey. 🙂