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@aurynn Sweet corn, mashed potatoes and gravy, and a dinner roll.
RT @kvlly: How many times does it need to be said?
FRONTEND DEVELOPMENT IS DEVELOPMENT. https://t.co/73kaLFGv4E
@Jonwestenberg Your new name is brilliant. Here’s to a wonderful 2019 Joan!
@mmastertheone I once made a Soctopus. https://t.co/6cQEHIf5U6
@mmastertheone The beard and hair are black. 😂
RT @neilhimself: The @BBCRadio4 Norse Mythology adaptation is up at https://t.co/agqywmonA1
First showing is complete, and I’m off to bed. Have brokered a deal with the children to let me sleep until 7. We’ll see… 🎅 #fragile #thatsitalian https://t.co/m5Omv2ItJF
Merry Christmas! I hatched a Hatchimal. 😳
Knitting and Ralphie. Merry Christmas!! https://t.co/lWsWYT54n9 https://t.co/rCNUO2Ny1f
Korean-American Christmas dinner is the best, Jerry. THE BEST! https://t.co/2WRSgZs6wt https://t.co/YJnpcLB4EF
@darthted DID YOU GET IT FOR ME?? I’ll pay you back!!
@darthted Or, like, knit you one. You’ll need it in Tassie. 😂
@hlnbee I’m in the US now, so taking advantage of the cold weather!
That was pretty darn good!! https://t.co/sdYuwmgL3n https://t.co/NAVZn29wYQ
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED https://t.co/plvlSdWQ9B https://t.co/uxOFtyOY8W
@gilmae I had some in my Chinese takeout two days ago!
RT @erinruberry: An 8-year-old in Mexico attached her Christmas list to a balloon, hoping it would reach Santa. A man across the border in…
Plenty of knitting has been happening… https://t.co/BEtuFK5DrP https://t.co/zzlN2VcEWk
Gudetama hates air travel. https://t.co/GecH210O28 https://t.co/QXM1paQAce
Straight from 24 hours of airplane travel… #siblings https://t.co/Xyv91wjE40 https://t.co/yToBCHByG3
@FakeSamRitchie Northridge. 😉
Biscuits and Gravy. 🇺🇸❤️🐷 (I’m on vacation!) https://t.co/vbG6irEwMU https://t.co/HmUKG57FVS
@carylwyatt @whereistanya @__apf__ Glad you liked it! ❤️
RT @vogueandcode: If you think coding is hard, try making your own clothes 🧵
I’ve been sewing since I was 12. The process of making a gar…
My AWS dress got featured on the official @InsideAmazon Instagram account! ☺️❤️ #bepeculiar https://t.co/dPnEVprTu1
RT @anne_theriault: I feel like a billion have already figured this out, but I realized tonight while reading the Chamber of Secrets to my…
@merxplat @NatDudley @frankarr Unfortunately the only info I have is what’s been published. Sorry…
@darthted Not the view from the retirement house?
RT @6Gems: Also can we nix tech conference tshirts in 2019? I don’t want anymore conference shirts. Ever.
Her description of being humiliated at that final party in front of her colleagues and peers… Horrifying yet sadly familiar. Ugh. I hope these guys get taken down. https://t.co/eXGLRw4erM
@soxyface OR I could make my own. 😉
Yes to this whole thread. Sleep is incredibly important, and too many tech folks don’t get enough (and oddly think it’s somehow a badge of honour?!). https://t.co/jtkg4lkont
@jonoabroad @nothergeek I spoke at an event for soon-to-be tech grads earlier this year, and one of the Q’s they asked was “how intense is it in the industry?” I’m like, “It’s as intense as you make it.” But actually it turns out …
@jonoabroad @nothergeek That a previous speaker had told them they needed to be working 24-7, have a side hustle, etc. They hadn’t even started and they were already preparing to burn out. I was so mad at that person for normalising that shit.
@busbub DAMMIT. I still haven’t hit the Christmas bus lottery yet this year.
Greatest accomplishment as a manager for the past 6 months: teammate gave me a Gryffindor Christmas present, correctly guessing my Hogwarts house without being told. ❤️🦁
@mattallen @johnbarton Well, what house would you have put me in? I can’t support you as AWS Sorting Hat without seeing if you meet the bar.
@SydTechLeaders 👊🍍
Dear Twitter – what do you do if your amazing gorgeous clever mermaid of a friend is marrying an unscrupulous Slytherin? Hypothetically.
@mmastertheone As in, he told me he thought I’d be in Hufflepuff. ME. HERMIONE. IN HUFFLEPUFF. Therefore, I must assume evil.
@hannahyanfield @mmastertheone I’m not a Hufflepuff, but @i386 is. He’ll be proud to claim you.
@merxplat @NatDudley Hmm. I asked my colleague @frankarr who pointed me to some public info: https://t.co/xIXRg7Y2vU and https://t.co/dbGE5FMq53 and https://t.co/ELcMwDbsGE and https://t.co/fX0bkOZwdq
Made Nuts & Bolts and Hello Dolly bars for work tomorrow… (Why yes, my house *does* smell amazing, thanks.) https://t.co/10fAe2oWyV
I would’ve thought that using words like “mermaid” and “Slytherin” would’ve tipped people off that I was joking, but apparently not on Twitter. Unclench, folks. It’s the silly season. https://t.co/atbExjjpcW
RT @BilgeEbiri: What if your definition of “success” includes “not having to get up at 4 a.m.”? https://t.co/qvQcywPZ6O
My reward for braving the shops: the Snook baked a Lemon Poppyseed Buttermilk Drizzle Cake. 😍🍋🍰 https://t.co/kgeATO2A0N https://t.co/M5lyhcCHyS
@DreamingMetal It was invented for brownies, but I’ve also used it for lasagna and lots of other stuff. 🙂 https://t.co/4H61cgJ8eD
@gilmae @randomknits As you should be. (This shit is gooooood.)
You know what’s fun? Trying to order falafel for 45 people on a Sunday night.
@DreamingMetal It’s more for folks who like the crispy edge bits, which is us!
Falafel procured! And there was much rejoicing.
@gojkoadzic I have almost the exact same photo! Lovely place. 😂
@morgan_gary My husband introduced me to this mystery via Reddit – so nuts!
