This is very, very relevant to my interests. 🕹 https://t.co/VNp4hDhBvI https://t.co/WHk384v7RS

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I would tell you the number of times I’ve screwed up this stupid lace section, but it would just make @randomknits and @knitterjp laugh more. (READING PATTERNS IS HARD.) 😩

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@randomknits @knitterjp The Rav page mentions which chart is which. I finally nailed it on like my sixth try. ✊

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@randomknits @knitterjp OH FFS I MISSED A GODDAMN YARNOVER ON THE LAST ROW.

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@randomknits @knitterjp I’m leaving it.

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@randomknits @knitterjp I hate lace.

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After a day trying over and over to accurately knit an 18-row lace pattern into a parallelogram, this thread really resonates. Last weekend I spent coding. The coding was way easier. https://t.co/MbTMuStvWr

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Oh what a day! What a lovely day! (LACE VANQUISHED.) 💥🌈 https://t.co/uUM95Cz6DT https://t.co/5VRYJSDfMu

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@Alegrya Fiberfest 2018 shawl from @KnitGuildNSW, but modified as a scarf.

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RT @tlakomy: Advice for conf speakers:

When someone you care for is speaking, sit in the first row. Be there for them. Laugh at their joke…

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I did not expect this to crossover with Hamilton… 😁 https://t.co/iWs7QxxuA9

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Tasty! – Drinking a P.I.S.S. by @StavesBrewery at @StavesBrewery — https://t.co/T924Th8Sbd

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WAIT JUST A SECOND. Is Timothée Chalamet playing Laurie? Because that is going to killllll me, in the best possible way. 😭 https://t.co/djmwqbufPT

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RT @awscloud: We’ve created a blog & guide to offer a peek inside the exciting things happening at #VMworld related to VMware Cloud on AWS.…

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@tunaranch I’ve been using @TheOldReader pretty much since Reader went away, and I’m happy with the UI. It’s the loss of the community that I had built up in Reader that’s irreplaceable.

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@StokesXandra My husband half-joked last night that I should start charging consulting rates for any who wants to pick my brain about Yet Another Women in Tech Initiative. It’s getting to that stage.

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Very cool event that will be of interest to some of you! https://t.co/Tqk9gwByce

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RT @AWSCloudANZ: Are you going to be at @pyconau 🐍💛💚 this year? Come chat with the team to learn how you can join the AWS team in Sydney. h…

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What’s It Like to Be A Solutions Architect at AWS ANZ? For those wondering what my team actually does! https://t.co/QK9t4WDT7Z via @YouTube

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@LukeSleeman @starkcoffee Yes! Two awesome SG folks are @purnimakamath and @coderkungfu. 😊

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Korean Royal Court Stir-Fried Rice Cakes. Got to practice my knife skills a lot on this one! https://t.co/yWnFXBkrvq https://t.co/PxiIlW1uV4

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RT @iamnotyourbroom: I don’t use Twitter much these days, but I’m popping back briefly for this.

I finally got around to writing down some…

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My first Alexa skill went live (Roald Dahl trivia!) so I scored a sweet new hoodie. 😊 https://t.co/9WbAtW5o4O https://t.co/rCw298rifQ

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@frankarr @mattallen Uh, I am the Queen of this Club. Have I not shown you my ridiculous contact management system that I had to develop so I could search people based on arbitrary attributes (like “the guy with the eyebrows”) because I can’t remember their actual names anymore?

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@frankarr @mattallen PS neither of you are the guy with the eyebrows.

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RT @awscloud: Are you interested in building your knowledge on the foundations of AWS? Access our complimentary digital training. https://t…

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RT @awscloud: Learn how to pick the right design pattern for your serverless application with AWS Lambda in our upcoming tech talk! https:/…

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@DrNemski @frankarr @mattallen Yes. It’s called @FullContact. Still requires a lot of pruning to keep it useful though!

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@bartlorang The hardest part isn’t really anything you can help with – it’s making the time to add in my notes on new contacts. Maybe a way to find all contacts *without* notes? Prompt me to provide it for recently added contacts while it’s still fresh in my mind?

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@bartlorang I also tried out Cloze and liked how it gave me a single view of all contact with a person. (I just didn’t like all the CRM stuff around it.) That would be a pretty significant request though I’m guessing! 😂

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@bartlorang @lioromano For me, the context isn’t meetings with invited guests so much as conferences and meetup groups. I need some sort of AR glasses. 😂

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We need a “Days Since Kris Has Bitched About Google Reader’s Demise” counter on the wall. It doesn’t often get above 30. (Currently sitting at 0, fwiw.)

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A plea: ask for permission before you introduce Person B to Person A, especially if you know Person B is going to immediately ask Person A to do unpaid emotional labour.

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@StokesXandra Oh, I know. And if they ask, I always say yes. But it’s rude not to ask.

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@imdominating Jesus. Glad you’re okay.

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@johnallsopp Same. Same. Same.

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Always amused when a story from The Australian is the top shared one on @nuzzel. At least it saves me from clicking on it… 😂 https://t.co/izMTI0MimM

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TFW you’re having a busy stressful day and you step out of the lift and run into @lemon_lime who gives you the biggest hug, and you really needed it, and suddenly everything is okay again. ❤️

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@lemon_lime AWWW, so the universe was really looking out for me!

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@incunabulista It’s the official FibreFest 2018 Knitters Guild NSW shawl, except I’m making it not a shawl. 😂

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@lemon_lime New service idea: HaaS. 🤗

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I’ve put up my hand for Sunrise this year as part of the @startmate Mentor Experience, powered by @awscloud. Looking forward to meeting some passionate founders and talking to them about engaging with the right technical folks to help them out! #sunrise18 https://t.co/rAX0rtkyjw https://t.co/v3z1PpFNMK

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Current mood. 🍷 https://t.co/ljc7TABSca https://t.co/1CL7U5g5gJ

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@charis It’s actually a fairly small glass. 😂

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@Asher_Wolf Mine was a hug from a good friend when I needed it! https://t.co/ovXkJ4UuWp

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@gilmae I keep picturing a vampire, but I can’t remember what from…

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@gilmae I KNEW IT! (LOL at Lester. Lestat would be so put out.)

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@thursdayb @otterfaseowl @glasnt @hawkieowl Same.

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@AllSchuckUp @themaninblue @canva @MelanieCanva @cliffobrecht @davidhearnden @crankymate Congratulations all around!

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RT @SydTechLeaders: All of our speakers for the “Ethics in Tech” meetup on Aug 30 at UNSW have been announced! @kcarruthers, @johnallsopp,…

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@decryption And my finger’s hovering over the button…

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Do NOT call it a shawl. https://t.co/GzGVdSbMZa https://t.co/77DlowHddf

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@bluesmoon Yep. You can use them for straight knitting too. I don’t really use straight needles anymore as I find them annoying.

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Last night I asked Google Home to play some “Frederic f**king Chopin”. It demurred and actually BLEEPED in its denial! Tonight I’ll have to check Alexa… #ihavenotyetbeguntodebasemyself

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@holdenkarau @charis @charisrooda @rovetastic It’s a tiny little cafe but the food was decent! I shared some more photos here: https://t.co/lDZ6vNJZS4

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Was reading an article about skateboarding films and ended up watching this short, which I LOVED. And now I’m googling whether it’s possible to learn skateboarding once you’re 40+. 😂 https://t.co/lijD9WzYPt

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My first Alexa skill is now live! If you’ve got one of the devices, please test it out and let me know if you’ve got feedback. More questions will be added in the future… https://t.co/BZKMiE2u2h

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RT @paulcoxon: Happy birthday, Margaret Hamilton. She led the team which developed the flight software for NASA’s Apollo Moon missions. 82…

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Hm. You might have to switch to the appropriate country’s Amazon store to install it. Seems that the deep link doesn’t redirect to the correct geo…

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Number of times I have gone to click on the @tweetbot Activity tab so far today: 4. Damn you @twitter. 😕

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@nitecoder @tweetbot I need my dopamine hit!

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@jesse_bryant Ooh, this looks amazing! Thank you for sharing. 🙂

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@evolvable 😂

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Sunday roast! The Snook made Chicken & Leek Suet Pudding (from the @hairybikers). So good! ❤️ https://t.co/WrmpXiDQy1

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@elegantpoem I’m trying to keep mine minimal too!

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@stringy Did he do it via the words he played? Because that would be next level.

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@lindamciver There are subtle distinctions, I grant you!

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You know where you really want to be with a hangover? On a ferry in the South China Sea. 🙃 (@ Cotai Water Jet in Central, Central and Western District) https://t.co/leqvbBPZZK https://t.co/Sfw5kYsEnm

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Sophisticated world traveler. 😂 (Thanks @charisrooda for photo!) https://t.co/PyEkbO0Vcp https://t.co/vzMz82oYPY

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@Mandy_Kerr @charisrooda I realised afterwards that I hugged something that any number of grubby children have drooled on, but it looked cute! 😂

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Time to go home! (@ Gate 218 – @hkairport in Hong Kong) https://t.co/8HqQoHSC1b

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TFW you get home after a 9hr redeye flight and discover someone got up early to make you biscuits. ❤️ https://t.co/FlHCqpCV4n https://t.co/ENSQzY3UZB

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When one is appearing on a panel of “Wonder Women,” it’s important to dress appropriately https://t.co/MBazZHlYOS https://t.co/BrXeVtkC77

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RT @mattallen: Sunrise Island is coming up and we’ve got two tickets to give away.

Retweet to be in the running! #Sunrise18 @blackbirdvc.…

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The Queen is dead. Listening to Aretha sing Nessun Dorma and weeping in my hotel room. Legend. https://t.co/epI1pE8VVp via @YouTube

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