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    Working on my presentation “Building Software That Lasts” for @agileindia on Friday. Spoiler: more lines of code does not equal more robust software. 😂


    @chrisgander What’s the controversy on the posters? You know my feelings about it anyway 😜


    Me: “What would you do if your manager insisted on counting LoC every week?”
    The Snook: “Write a script that inlines functions where they’re used. Instant employee of the month badge.” 😂


    @chrisgander Tweetdeck hides the trends from me, and I’ve been been travelling most of the past 24 hours! But yeah, those are laughably bad.


    RT @yow_conf: Wanna get started with Elasticsearch? Here’s your chance https://t.co/MO1YoVknTg


    Excited as @nashjain kicks off the day at @agileindia. Proud to spot a @yow_conf logo behind him! #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/4mAa2dCI1W


    Spotted a familiar face in the Lobby this morning! Poor @jystewart got in even later than I did last night. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/wsTxQIUn05


    It’s like a @yow_conf family reunion! Lovely to catch up with the inimitable @jeffpatton #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/u3IWtA0UaZ


    @sergiu_bodiu I didn’t realise you were here! I’ll be on the lookout for you.


    Would not have believed I’d travel all the way to India to hear about design at @Walmart! @mak0ski really engaging the crowd at #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/3OzK5otavw


    Something like 94% of Americans live within 15miles of @Walmart, so they offered discounts for picking up in store. Much cheaper than “last mile” delivery and increased engagement at stores. #AgileIndia2018 @mak0ski https://t.co/bdeLwKqxz4


    LOL. @mak0ski made us draw each other. Such a great creative exercise! Didn’t @soganmageshwar and I do a good job?! 😂 #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/k2eiDxDPi2


    “Only two industries call their customers ‘users.’ Software development… and the illicit drug industry.” #AgileIndia2018 @mak0ski


    We’ve been given Playdough for an activity. I just had 2 realisations: Man, fresh Playdough smells *good*. This is a brilliant “fidget” that doesn’t make noise or disturb others. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/x37NlMgqIt


    #designforalexa Help me formulate good habits. Ask me each day if I’ve made progress towards goals and give me encouragement and tips. #AgileIndia2018


    #designforalexa When I hang clothes out to dry, alert me if it’s about to rain so I can bring the clothes in! #AgileIndia2018


    @candeira Seems to still work okay! 😂


    @slace Grossssss


    @mark_sabbatical Smelled the same to me. 😂


    @lynnlangit @agileindia I unsuccessfully tried to convince @allPowerde to let me impersonate you in her talk. I know all the lines! 😂


    Every day of my life. https://t.co/rE2Yg7oPAI


    @stevelikesyou Is there a way I can donate for the party without creating a Paypal account? It keeps forcing me to sign up, and I’ve sworn off it. 🙁


    @stevelikesyou Awesome. Will give you some next time I see you. 👍😁


    After lunch: Peter Jacobs, CIO of @ingnl, talking about going from doing things right to doing the right things. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/BprlE2aVr6


    “I don’t know about in India, but in Europe ‘Agile’ means having a beard and a cap and working in a cool office with cool furniture.” 😂 #AgileIndia2018


    Cameo by @davefarley77 (well, his book anyway) in Peter Jacobs’s talk! Sounds like it was critical to @ingnl’s agile transformation. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/zeMOirGNpM


    RT @yow_conf: Tomorrow is #InternationalWomens Day, so don’t forget #DiversityScholarships are available for #YOWData and #YLJ18.

    If you…


    Love a good panel discussion. Six women talking about leadership and building diverse teams! #agileindia2018 https://t.co/9XYikd3Hbo


    Research shows that just knowing that you’ll be working with someone different from you means you’ll work harder and smarter. It changes your way of thinking. It makes you more creative. @TeresaBrazen #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/tXKsb7EC4o


    Interesting. India has barriers to women in leadership I hadn’t considered. Affluent middle class means women stop working, no financial need anymore. And poor safety in cities doesn’t help. #AgileIndia2018


    Cultural hurdles too. Women are ingrained from birth to feel responsible to keep house and raise kids. There’s also a lack of confidence, avoidance of putting yourself forward for promotions. Corporate gatekeepers also enforce rigid leadership styles. #AgileIndia2018


    Women tend to share success as a team, not claim it individually. @carlickcooper says we need to amplify women’s accomplishments. (I also think more men should share credit! As a manager I was taught ‘Succeed as a team, fail as individual.’) #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/v2Xtkj2Ok3


    When men have to fight for paternity leave or are discouraged from taking it, it means companies are deciding who ends up caring for our families. @TeresaBrazen #AgileIndia2018


    A challenge from the panellists for #iwd2018 for both women and men: Sponsor a deserving woman, put your reputation on the line to help her grow. And if you see something wrong – call it out. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/llcsLPC6NR


    I’m not crying. It’s just, uh, dusty in here. 😭❤️ https://t.co/3lntSlFMPr


    Managers: if a woman on your team asks you for a raise, start by complimenting her on the effort she’s made to back herself. It takes confidence. Change the culture. #agileindia2018 @TeresaBrazen


    @joeyhacks @TeresaBrazen No no, not how it came across at all. Limitations of the tweet form. More about giving an acknowledgement of ambition before you start haggling over dollar amounts.


    @allPowerde Are the hipsters staying in? Pretty sure I saw some of the Indian variety today. 😂


    Excited to see my new friend @soganmageshwar talking about designing for voice and building skills for Alexa! @alexadevs #agileindia2018 https://t.co/pYvZBxxH8E


    #designforalexa A counter! Ability to provide a named variable of sorts and then increment, decrement, and retrieve values. So useful to remember where I am in my knitting pattern. 😁 #agileindia2018


    Automatic speech recognition is more than just identifying phonemes. Humans use the same sounds to mean many things! Alexa skills developers need to provide training data to allow utterances to have meaning in app context. #agileindia2018 @soganmageshwar https://t.co/Z9ujHn2idI


    @jeffpatton 😂 It was the morning! I’m surprised I wasn’t glowering myself.


    Voice applications should evolve over time. At the simplest level they should remember your preferences. Let users know when new features are available. #agileindia2018 @soganmageshwar https://t.co/qsroolYAvD


    @halans @mattallen They never toured my podunk town in Indiana, but I remember reading about them in Sassy in 1994 and wishing Evan Dando would take me to prom. 😂


    @drzax @Asher_Wolf Whaaaa?! Congratulations!


    It’s very easy to spot the @yow_conf alumni when they’re wearing our shirts! 😂 Always nice to run into @fgeorge52. #agileindia2018 https://t.co/hh3StBIbAI


    @yow_conf @fgeorge52 I was saving it for my talk on Friday!


    “Who’s excited to see @jeffpatton?” Massive cheer. “See? He was worried people would leave. I put him last because I knew it would make people STAY.” 😂 @nashjain #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/rll3i4YAUD


    “Women in Tech – My Story” Great post from my friend (and Perth legend) @Amys_Kapers. So thrilled to have her helping with @yow_conf ! #IWD2018 @lindaliukas @SaraJChipps https://t.co/jFZZaC3p5z


    RT @TEAMwomenaus: I will #PressforProgress and …
    🤛 supportively call-out inappropriate behaviour
    🤛 campaign for equality in meaningful wa…


    RT @tdpauw: Plan to measure outcome: If you ship a feature and can’t measure if it is used, it has no value. @jeffpatton #agileindia2018


    @starbuxman Aren’t you speaking here in like 18 hours?? Are you in transit yet??


    RT @tdpauw: Everyone in the team needs to spend face time with users and customers to build empathy, not just the product owner or manager.…


    RT @codepo8: “A Counterintuitive Way to Increase Diversity in Tech” by @rachelnabors https://t.co/7Jcl4Iqra1

    “Put yourself in a position t…


    @allPowerde @AIDevDays LOVE IT!


  • Shared today on Twitter

    Landed in Singapore and couldn’t resist a quick visit to the Changi Butterfly Garden! https://t.co/0sp4RkwVx3 https://t.co/Tgim9C9QHf


    @drwitty_knitter I pretended to sleep for an hour. That’s about as good as it gets for me.


    @starbuxman I’m in the KrisGold lounge! I’m flying out with @ghohpe later tonight.


    @starbuxman @ghohpe Aren’t you joining us in India in a couple days? Are you pit-stopping in Dubai?!


    @ahontwi @starbuxman I will be back next week! I’m speaking at @Wwcodesingapore on Monday the 12th. Is there anything happening on the 13th I should go to? Also thinking about meeting up with local folks.


    @starbuxman @ghohpe Safe flight! See you soon, friend!!


    @RBlundell @ChangiAirport Yep! Don’t even have to go outside. 🙂


    I think I’m going to have to include a Jacquard Loom in all of my talks from now on, like a little Easter Egg for @gilmae.


    NEXT STOP INDIA!! https://t.co/gPWnSouNuN https://t.co/YMrUyQLOR6


    22.5 hours after I woke up in Perth, I finally made it to my hotel room in Bangalore. Wiped out. 😴 https://t.co/y9HaJmIxyV https://t.co/BJfUAtNio2


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @mmastertheone @subfuture9 They’re so heavy!


    RT @dylanmarron: Lord grant me the confidence of a person who raises their hand at a Q&A with, well, not exactly a question per se, more of…


    Adventure time! (They gave me a red one.) 😉🚘 https://t.co/OSLKbwFcpB https://t.co/ayngNIYjyV


    Food tour of Swan Valley – Oggie’s Ice Cream! 🍦 https://t.co/poRppXMITR https://t.co/m7VyooAWu9


    Next up – CHEESE! Best of the West board. 🧀😍 https://t.co/pQcJ0mXnN3 https://t.co/TJ45Fg0dci


    The driver’s wee beer versus the navigator’s many beers. 😂🍻 https://t.co/xTOn7l8j8k https://t.co/sH2keQhxdQ


    Beautiful on a hot day! – Drinking a Watermelon Warhead by @FeralBrewing @ Feral Brewing Company — https://t.co/bwSOC9WzOS #photo


    Man cannot live on beer alone… https://t.co/5XpGBZVEM9 https://t.co/7okvNYXY4L


    @gilmae Yeah, we dragged @Amys_Kapers to Little Creatures yesterday and she’s not a beer drinker. 😂


    @gilmae @Amys_Kapers Just realised my reply was supposed to be to @mmastertheone’s tweet. 😂


    Listening as @the_snook rates his beers in Untapped. “Philistines. Only a 3.5? We’re definitely in F**k That’s Delicious territory there…” 😂


    In high spirits. 😉 https://t.co/vhvxgsEXh6 https://t.co/iepc5ccGyd


    Mischief managed. Said goodbye to my best friend and put him on a plane back home. But my adventure is just beginning… https://t.co/SMgQXWCeyd https://t.co/LzQd3Hg5lY


    @FakeSamRitchie We packed a hell of a lot of culture/beer in < 72 hours!


    RT @OphelieLechat: I’m doing a thing to observe #IWD2018: offering three 1-hour mentorship/consulting sessions on March 8th, in the Melbour…


    RT @yow_conf: 14 days is 2 weeks.

    That’s how much time is left to put together and submit your 30 min talk on #bigdata and #functionalpro…


    Me to @the_snook: “Did you have a good flight? I went to @stringy’s house to foment insurrection.” ✊ @the_patima @_SamCross


    @JennaGuillaume HOLY CRAP I did not know Logan was on this show. Imma have to start watching!!


    @rosemary @stringy @Mandy_Kerr @_SamCross @the_patima @kylietimpani @Chisa Every time I interact with the Perth developer community, I’m in awe. You’re all so amazing and inspiring. I always go back to Sydney totally fired up. 🙂


    RT @gravislizard: I only want to work at the warehouse with people who drive forklifts at home. If you aren’t passionate about forklifts an…


    Just booked a wake up call for 3:45am. Christ. I better get to sleep.


    Survived 3:30am wake up call. My kingdom for a cup of good coffee tho… (@ SilverKris Lounge – @sq_australia in Perth Airport, WA) https://t.co/qrFKkRftqJ


    @gfixler Hey, way to go! Circular knitting right off the bat is no mean feat. 👍


    @gfixler I’d say knitting is more like executing code than writing it, but you get it I’m sure!


    See ya Perth. This very tired lady is heading to Singapore! https://t.co/JWE6nDfdl3 https://t.co/qNxZHngQW6


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    @MichelePlayfair We didn’t think they’d sell out! How does a ferry sell out?!


    @MichelePlayfair We’re gonna go hang out in Freo instead.


    @GlennSarti Varnish on King!


    @crankymate I know, right? I was literally just reading this article over breakfast… while eating bacon. 😱 https://t.co/Rcn2SwyYS8


    @crankymate We like food, and I’d rather spend money on that than stuff. Hopefully visiting the Little Creatures brewery today!


    Sentenced to 28 days in solitary. https://t.co/hikBUG4W7N https://t.co/73qdm22pu5


    In our happy place learning about beer! 🍻 https://t.co/AWcv2ZR2ch https://t.co/Sh2tLtDkfA


    Little Creatures brewery tour! ❤️🍻 https://t.co/3Sh4t8fO2X https://t.co/LFYcnIybA0


    Current view. Ice cream sandwich, beer, and harbour. https://t.co/WIce0tJVBf https://t.co/tbpgscJoOj


    @carnivorous8008 Chocolate and caramel. 😍


    Finally dipped my feet in the Indian Ocean! 🌊 https://t.co/1uRNdo0qT2 https://t.co/KEyu1gLe0w


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @GlennSarti Work! We had a #yownight on Thursday, and some meetings. Heading to India next week for @agileindia.


    Modernist Perth. ❤️ https://t.co/Je03Pq4TmA https://t.co/jO9BoX6Nh0


    We are not amused. 👸 #meandvicky https://t.co/g4M7fYAJdC https://t.co/zeYY9PbK6M


    RT @CloverMoore: Look what google maps has done 🎉🌈 #MardiGras40 https://t.co/LuAyGmOBql


    Trying to convince the Snook to move to Perth… https://t.co/tfgYI4drjB https://t.co/j2egzF8XM0


    @MichelePlayfair I CAN HAVE TWO HOUSES MICHELE. (It gets stupidly cold in Michigan in the winter.)


    @stufromoz We’re going to Rottnest tomorrow!


    The Mirror was a LIE! Ferry tickets to Rottnest are sold out. 😭


    @starbuxman @i386 OH YEAH AWESOME PEOPLE I KNOW BEING AWESOME TOGETHER! (PS Happy birthday @i386 !!)


    @gilmae Oh. Good point.


    The Snook said it reminded him of peanut butter, and now that’s all I taste. 😐 – Drinking an Acidulus II – New England Sour by @wolfofthewillow – https://t.co/0uOPvR18Zx #photo


    @randomknits PLEASE EXPLAIN


    Me: “I picked this especially for you. They do whiskey and bacon tasting flights.” He was very happy. 😍 https://t.co/Z8iaiUvhzm https://t.co/UipjOolkZT


    BONUS. Rosé and bacon tasting flight for me!! ❤️ https://t.co/n7UzgNz6lT https://t.co/Qu8ZPQMPui


    Still life with bacon, whisky, and wife. https://t.co/21DdEPL5aQ https://t.co/OnIt4UenNG


    @GlennSarti There’s another one on the 13th! I won’t be at that one though.


    RT @haikatte: therapist: so, what do you like to do with your friends?
    me: n-nothing, normal people activities

    me and my friends: https://…


    @NickyWill100 Talk show host. 😊


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    RT @rilan: Everybody look this is so awesome!!!

    (100% female design leaders as speakers.) https://t.co/9wgNxm4H8y


    Dear Perth: please get more tech companies so I can move here forever. https://t.co/paBYkDfB65 https://t.co/KbME5UNMdD


    @Techman_83 LEON! Didn’t realise you were here. 🙂 👋


    @battlepanda_au @yow_conf We don’t have an office! Wherever I am, that’s my office. 😂


    @stevelikesyou *shakes fist*


    @yow_conf Summer flies?? Seems fine. Haven’t noticed any!


    @stevelikesyou @msharp @LookaheadSearch @GRobilliard I want to join that hug! 😍


    @annie_parker @PlusEightAU Ha, I was at Spacecubed just today talking to a startup! I’m on board with this plan. 👊


    RT @Techman_83: Did I reach peak nerd by carrying an oscilloscope on the train, or when I tweeted about it? https://t.co/G7EKwoyhSB


    @Techman_83 It’s like a zen koan. 😂


    @chrisgander Ha, somebody told me about that today! Evidently I need to look up a password to get in. That is a level of hipsterism to which I have not yet ascended.


    TFW you realise you’ve been misreading the @agileindia schedule for weeks and you’ve actually got an extra day before your talk!!!!! https://t.co/iINiqAckXn


    @hi1z @Data61news Really? How many folks? You should tell ’em to go to @yow_conf Perth this year. 😜 More YOW business here means more visits for me!!


    Honestly, one of the best presentations on tech speaking that I’ve ever seen. I was at the Sydney Night (well before I worked for @yow_conf) taking feverish notes the entire time. If you present, you should watch it. https://t.co/Mbopq5UZft


    My hotel features the Mirror of Erised. In it, I see ME taking a selfie with a QUOKKA! https://t.co/FUMoNvpeEY


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    “I’m talking business, which is why I wore the three piece suit.” 😂 @eleybourn #yownight https://t.co/J0DmoKcz1l


    “Given that I’m writing a book on #noprojects, you can probably guess where I stand on the PMO.” 🔥 @eleybourn #yownight https://t.co/sZGHpm4NEZ


    Now I’m sad there isn’t actually a “FUN AGILITY” conference. @evanderkoogh @eleybourn – we need to work on that. 😂 #yownight


    RT @Amys_Kapers: You shouldn’t run your business to make money. Run it to serve value to your customers.
    Money is proof that you’re doing…


    Our tech teams have the ability to deliver value very quickly. So where’s the bottleneck now? Usually PMO, HR, Finance, and Legal. @eleybourn #yownight


    “Who’s heard of Teal organisations? The Spotify model?” *cue me groaning in my head like Tina Belcher* #yownight


    RT @FakeSamRitchie: “Approvals are only good where the cost of delay is less than the risk” – @eleybourn #yownight


    “Ever heard the term ‘Safe to Fail’? RUBBISH.” 😂 The best part of @eleybourn’s talk is hearing @evanderkoogh’s squeaks from the peanut gallery! #yownight


    @AstroHyde @yow_conf The public can’t see that link! It’s private to you and the program committee until they decide on which talks are selected.


    Day 2 of a two-week work trip, and I have woken up with a cold. FML.


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @yow_conf My guest room has availability but rates are climbing fast. 😜


    TFW you go to a meeting and realise it’s with an ex-colleague from 17 years ago! (Hey @codepo8 – @mattsharpe says hi!) https://t.co/16xKlBwXzB


    IT FOLLOWS MY MOUSE. 😵 Amazeballs… @soxyface https://t.co/9HusHmUOkC


    RT @beneltham: Penny Wong just marched into Employment estimates and extracted an apology from Michaelia Cash. Got it, then left. Stone col…


    RT @yow_conf: Contain yourself – literally. You can’t avoid Docker, K8s for long https://t.co/CMr7cCbeEc


    @joannaferrari48 How lovely to see you pop up on my stream! I hope 2018 is off to a good start for you. Let’s catch up sometime. 🙂 (PS I love that dress!)


    Photoshop wizards: can any of you turn me into the Deal With It meme? Bonus points for animation. It’s a present for @hannahyanfield. 😂 https://t.co/Bqw9bNASYt https://t.co/S7uCFJjhmB


    @LJKenward @Asher_Wolf Gahhh, that’s so awesome! Sorry I won’t be there. 🙁


    RT @yow_conf: We’re still looking for volunteers to help us out at our upcoming #yownight with @TacticalGrace. 1 for Sydney Mar 6, 2 for Pe…


    @joannaferrari48 I am travelling for the next couple weeks, but I will email you when I get back! 👍


    @msharp @sydjs LOL. Did @canva have to put a gate in front of the climbing wall, @crankymate?!


    @the_patima Oh, fun people! Hello @JakeGinnivan and @LucindaBurtt and other person whose name escapes me at the moment. Sadly, I am packing to go to Perth tomorrow.


    Sent my Mom a link to my Ignite talk today.

    Me: Warning: I do say “shit” a couple times.
    Mom: What, like that’s supposed to surprise me?

    😂


    @randomknits Look at that sleepy dawg!!


    @unixbigot @girlgerms My house is riddled with them. Give in. I’m actually debating taking one with me tomorrow when I travel. They already hear everything I say at home; why not on the road too? 🙃🔫


    @AbstractCode @girlgerms @unixbigot I wrote a blog post about everything we use ours for! https://t.co/JRTOBWQsN2


    @MVEG001 @sauramaia @glasnt @KathyReid I don’t do much in the way of crochet. My friend @RoseRed_Shoes would be the type of person who knows this!


    @girlgerms @AbstractCode @unixbigot My husband has been working on a new one. I can now say “Hey Google – it’s getting hot in here!” and the AC (which is not WiFi enabled!) turns on!


    @girlgerms @AbstractCode @unixbigot Involving a Raspberry Pi, infrared blaster, and IFTTT!


    @unixbigot @girlgerms @AbstractCode Well, in my case the market did solve it, but it involves replacing our AC with one a lot more expensive!


    RT @GuardianAus: Bill Gates: cryptocurrencies have ’caused deaths in a fairly direct way’ https://t.co/zHNLB8efay


    Heading off on another adventure. See you soon, Perth! https://t.co/VTONkYbEgC https://t.co/LWCnc6LMdI


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @rem_ram @sarahpannz @gem_sherwood Awww. 😊 BTW my company @yow_conf has a speaker development program for women! Entry is here: https://t.co/DL1IidZg6W. 10 women get flown to Sydney for free day of training with Damian Conway. No strings – just trying to increase number of Oz women tech speakers!


    My sister @carbolicious just sent me this. I think she was celebrating it, while I myself see it as a sure sign of the End Times. https://t.co/yneb20FSgn


    RT @Harkaway: Here is a thing I will tell you that is real. I do not often talk about my kids online, because they are small and they do no…


    RT @randyprine: The guy who said he’d enter a school to save *your* kid. https://t.co/oCCrijCD9U


    RT @TonyFifoot: @evanderkoogh explains how unexpected things happen all the time. They’re not failures- don’t manage and govern like they a…


    Popcorn Negroni. #hipster https://t.co/mt5HBLAljy https://t.co/5OreT5DVWi


    Another day, another dude blocked on @meetup who thinks that a group “for professional women in technology careers” is for making new lady friends. 😡 https://t.co/RIvYGrI8wY


    My @ignitesydney talk is now online! https://t.co/Bqw9bNStQ1 It’s 5 minutes of me singing, explaining how eclipses work, and helping you plan your 2028 Sydney eclipse party. 🌘❤️ https://t.co/o2riJVEgxF


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    @lynnlangit Sprechen Sie Deutsch, meine schöne Freundin??


    RT @TacticalGrace: With the widespread adoption of functional programming, we need to think about how to teach it & bring more devs on boar…


    Weekly Meetup Wrap – February 25, 2018 – FIVE tech events last week with more folks than I can possibly tag! https://t.co/qw7Kbj3TBA @yufanghua @shestarts @WAWSydney @DeveloperSteve @KenScambler @philnash @JohnSietsma @MeasureCampMelb @ScottSunderl4nd @MoeMKiss @johannux …


    @charis ❤️👏


    RT @yow_conf: Perth, don’t forget our first #yownight with @eleybourn is this week! Register at https://t.co/x5j3xgd1gH


    RT @JFriedhoff: 🚨 LOST WAGE RAMPAGE is out NOW!! 🚨

    You play as 2 shopgirls who realize they’ve been paid less than the men, & decide to ma…


    @Malarkey Ugh, you’re killing me. I may have to watch the Towering Inferno tonight for research.


    @sydjs It’s the night before I head off for two weeks… so was planning to chill at home. The March one, I promise!


    @developerjack @jeamland @vmbrasseur How do I sponsor? 😂