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    @gilmae It was!

    My amazing friend @shvedma introducing the next speaker at #YOWData! Be sure to check out @GGDSydney. https://t.co/QkgpvWkrFV

    Hearing @mck_sw talk about his experiences with big data and microservices working for largest Scandinavian classifieds co. #YOWData https://t.co/ee8UALTJ2k

    My old colleague Richard Morwood is going to tell us about using AWS for near real time video game analytics. #YOWData https://t.co/i059EAzTvh

    Richard gets a chuckle by pointing out the weirdness of the term “serverless.” 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/eW88GV8FBs

    @unixbigot As someone currently stuck on a too hard level in a game, I wish more game devs did this.

    Massive unsolicited spruik for AWS Athena from Richard, who is a big fan. He’s giving us SO MUCH INFORMATION in a short talk! #YOWData https://t.co/jCOsZQ2Wwd

    Natalia from @Data61news giving an intro to graphs before jumping into graph analytics. #YOWData https://t.co/Rwn2ZCCvhq

    I’ve been looking forward to hearing @sausheong speak for 6+ months! He’s visiting us all the way from @SPGroupSG! #YOWData https://t.co/I5FWama0gT

    @phoebegoh They’re all being recorded! Will be on YouTube eventually.

    Learning about Lambda and Kappa architectures from @radek1st. Helpful comparison info! #YOWData https://t.co/9uYGObzc51

    Protip for tech speakers: be like @radek1st. Recording demo and narrating it is so much easier than live coding! #YOWData https://t.co/AeURngLJ4A

    @battlepanda_au @radek1st It’s been recorded! Will go up on YouTube at some point.

    Deep dive into writing better R code from Ondrej Ivanič at CBA… #YOWData https://t.co/m3RN3CE7e2

    Next up is @yow_conf veteran @unixbigot telling us about IoT and data at scale. (I liked the footnote in his intro.) 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/OyqDneWVAh

    “Should we be paying our dishwashers a living wage?” @unixbigot asking the hard questions at #YOWData. https://t.co/4iXmeoCNsF

    Bluetooth – don’t chew on biros. 😂 @unixbigot #YOWData https://t.co/pHrVlAHOjB

    Honestly, if you want a great IoT speaker for your conference, you should invite @unixbigot. Funny, smart, and entertaining! https://t.co/iuyKr1Jpz1

    Daniel from @EPICentreUNSW telling us about some of the cool visualisation toys he gets to play with at @UNSW. #YOWData https://t.co/XqI5cwVvCi

    “Visualisation… transforms the symbolic into the geometric.” Well put. #YOWData https://t.co/uZU7BbrqMS

    Daniel’s talk is making me want to re-read Flatland… #YOWData https://t.co/uya9QAXqfP

    Fascinating and beautiful examples of a geometric approach to data visualisation. #YOWData https://t.co/Tq9pcxLA7L

    Heh. @ramanbob’s vintage @yow_conf 2012 t-shirt nearly distracted me from spotting @JeffreyTheobald in his team photo. 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/SLRL1bMKp9

    @lyynx @msandfor Whaaaa. @antonemdin – I am disappoint. I am a PATRON and recognised your art immediately! 😂

    Zendesk Data Product team worked to break down silos and have single product teams. Ratio changes whether in prod or research. #YOWData https://t.co/U2Ai07x9T3

    @minxdragon The photo makes it look like you’re on the cover of YOW! MAGAZINE. 😁

    Last talk of the day is @aaronmorton from @TheLastPickle talking about IoT and Apache Cassandra. “I might be a little biased…” 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/M8uVh6xx0z

    More tech talks should describe availability and consistency using 🐶 and 🐱. #YOWData @aaronmorton https://t.co/yrbqHwpdJ1

    Protip for tech speakers: use GIANT text for code like @aaronmorton. Everyone in audience can read it easily. 👏 #YOWData https://t.co/EiNbXW7z6k

    Highlight of the day was definitely scoring a 3-D printed Lanyard Looper from the inventor himself, @unixbigot! https://t.co/ze6voJrYFa

    RT @ADuckIsMyFiend: Going to be speaking about street names at #yowdata tomorrow. Also going to be talking about them at @linuxconfau next…

    @ADuckIsMyFiend @linuxconfau Got selected? YAYYY awesome!

    Upcoming @yow_conf events for the remainder of 2017! Don’t forget to submit for the CTO Summits… #YOWData https://t.co/2qmza0W4qZ

    Really excited to have @jessetanderson here from the US to talk about Apache Beam! #YOWData https://t.co/lfIqtjsbLw

    RT @unixbigot: First up at #YOWData @jessetanderson hypnotizes the audience YOU WILL USE APACHE BEAM.

    Also note @HealthHackAu is coming up in Sydney in November! I’ll be a judge. You should sign up to participate. https://t.co/f4N00axaij https://t.co/hpPL9vqIGv

    There are far too many big data frameworks and technologies out there. Beam means you don’t have to rewrite code. #YOWData @jessetanderson https://t.co/ToK4Sjy00n

    How to amuse geeks – sneak in a Star Wars reference in your code examples. 😂 #YOWData @jessetanderson https://t.co/ME0Kf32wpM

    From Star Wars to Star Trek references… it’s all happening at #YOWData! @nomiddlename talking about image recognition for non-experts… https://t.co/qEJ3aXQgXs

    Learning how ad networks work. “…because the relentless acquisition of material goods keeps us from staring into the abyss.” 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/BAkEwEe5ch

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    @chaitanyakuber I’m gonna go with 8.

    RT @yow_conf: The fun never stops on the YOW! train. The team are now heading to Sydney for #YOWData. Stay tuned for blow-by-blow updates t…

    If you liked the people slides in my #dddperth talk, several of them came from @wocintechchat. Such a great idea! 😁 https://t.co/BquJelO0bb https://t.co/mPxE7JgWqx

    RT @BodegaBot: These two ex-Uber designers want to replace Thai restaurants with stealth aircraft

    RT @BodegaBot: These two ex-Facebook founders want to replace Falafel restaurants with home fuel cells

    RT @TheRealBnut: The plebiscite is ON! A lovely day to vote yes. #yes #VoteYes https://t.co/vqGFMJaiyN

    I talked about this yesterday a little at #dddperth yesterday. Polled the room on burnout, and nearly everyone raised their hands. https://t.co/7tS9OrYavh

    Here’s the excellent 😴 talk by @JamieSkella at @theWebMeetup that I mentioned yesterday at #dddperth. https://t.co/rAK5UUSR16 via @YouTube

    @the_nathanjones I was getting riled up. 😤

    See ya, Perth. Thanks to all my local friends for welcoming me as always, and to all the new folks I met at #dddpe… https://t.co/bYmsvSzrRL https://t.co/JV6BEndoYI

    RT @coopesdetat: Also good https://t.co/46D55McULs

    RT @battlepanda_au: Some of the champions of @DDDPerth #dddperth https://t.co/qR9341bUR3

    RT @yow_conf: Don’t forget our next Brisbane #yownight with @sveta_isakova on Kotlin on Sept 27 https://t.co/Ej769wADhq

    “I’d like to invite you to a VIP event! Tickets are $60.” Wait, what?

    @hannahcancode My miniconf got approved!! 😳

    @chrisgander Totally made me cry.

    @hannahcancode Art + Tech! SO MANY IDEAS. We will talk. 🙂

    @yow_conf Yay, is that @chaitanyakuber? 👋

    @glasnt @hannahcancode Yes! I’d also like any advice you have on running a successful, awesome miniconf.

    @LapTop006 You really should!

    @TheRealBnut @hannahcancode Brilliant – thanks for the tip!

    Fun #YOWData speaker drinks tonight! Great chats with @minxdragon and @ADuckIsMyFiend. https://t.co/sirplHdbvf

    Love is… arriving home after 4 days away to “I made you chicken Wellington and there’s rosé chilling in the fridge.” 😍

    @cprieto Your talk gave me flashbacks to when my Aunt sold off her vintage 2600 and collection of games in a GARAGE SALE before I could stop her. 😭

    RT @msandfor: “The Campsite Rule” https://t.co/kqFdPNXml1 by @msandfor on @LinkedIn Inspired by @Web_Goddess and @DDDPerth #DDDPerth

    @msandfor @DDDPerth You wrote a thing, inspired by my thing?! 😍

    @lemon_lime Around the same time “basic” became an insult, I reckon.

    Slides from my #dddperth talk are now online! The Campsite Rule – Leaving the Tech Industry Better Than We Found It https://t.co/H2cDAVJ8hB https://t.co/GwF7vo6vgj

    Though really, they’re not going to mean a great deal without the accompanying video…

    @battlepanda_au Nah, only 2-5, 8, and 22 were mine. The rest all @unsplash and @wocintechchat!

    I have a BA in Film, TV, and Theatre. Have been working in tech my whole career! #unqualifiedfortech https://t.co/rjs25C1wa1

    Great thread. Especially like the suggestion that one way you can improve things is calling out toxic behaviour when you see it. https://t.co/b3snJD5Zcx

    RT @unixbigot: Good morning Sydney. I’m excited for the #YOWData conference, and awed to be among so many brilliant minds. Yes, you.

    @maybekatz @natalieisonline @alicegoldfuss Same! I had no idea there were so many of us. 🙂

    Morning keynote! Learning about big data and genomics from @lynnlangit and @allPowerde. (10% of ppl hate coriander? Poor things!) #YOWData https://t.co/iMB1ONYRsT

    RT @delitescere: Kicking off @yow_conf day 1 of #YOWData – a heavy-hitting and information-packed programme. https://t.co/9RQutS5X4F

    Sad about missing #YOWData? You can still sign up for @jessetanderson’s Apache Beam workshop on Wednesday! https://t.co/fJdyUpV3wh

    Due to privacy conditions, @lynnlangit & @allPowerde can’t show cancer genomics data. So instead… HIPSTERISM as fake disease. 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/cnxMnPtoMt

    The hipster phenotype is characterised by unibrow, checked shirt, beard, and coffee consumption. 😂😂 #YOWData https://t.co/H0lRV1NdcG

    RT @minxdragon: Fake disease genotypes – hipsters! Of course Melbourne is the main vector #yowdata https://t.co/cFIKYJDm5z

    Somewhere my friend @diversionary just had a shiver go up his spine. 😂 #YOWData https://t.co/2kzYen7Vw2

    Genetic editing offers the possibility of eradicating genetic diseases. Currently achieving a 70% success rate in some cases! 😳 #YOWData https://t.co/eaA0ELRJ1W

    Loving @minxdragon’s amazing slides about the future of art created by computers – some of them a bit disturbing! #YOWData https://t.co/Yl2woZ2gmC

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    Important #dddperth schedule planning being done by @amykate_94! https://t.co/8enwDhbvKX

    Woohoo! #dddperth kicking off with @robdmoore giving an acknowledgement of country. Big crowd! https://t.co/1JIHSjJqjU

    Big clap for the sponsors! Very proud to be here representing @yow_conf at #dddperth. https://t.co/CkKfIdLUpD

    Nice – #dddperth giving away books from @TGAsuperheroes! 👏 https://t.co/JLBtSPlkzF

    @Mandy_Kerr Me too!! Thanks 😁

    RT @jessbudd4: Love how aussie @DDDPerth’s chatbot is lol https://t.co/Od3Sj5vUT8

    Morning #dddperth keynote – @gojkoadzic straight from @yow_conf Singapore! https://t.co/qqbzUuZdTR

    When self-reinforcing algorithms go to war, you end up with the most expensive book in history. 😂 @gojkoadzic #dddperth https://t.co/kuRxP9rOIt

    Traditionally most software testing happened before deployment – but now with cloud, major risks are POST deployment. #dddperth @gojkoadzic https://t.co/zq2Da0ZcfW

    @msandfor @the_patima @DDDPerth Agree. I shared with our conf team immediately!

    Who is this guy? It’s @the_nathanjones! #dddperth https://t.co/QPvCFO2nUo

    Woooo somebody found the @yow_conf stickers! I’ve got more where that came from. 😁 https://t.co/9XbxcHRQO3

    YAYYYYY some PHP ❤️ from @the_nathanjones. Don’t practice Resume Driven Development. Choose mature tech over shiny. #dddperth https://t.co/mYLVxEkOnu

    @gilmae Not at all! It’s just a general developer event.

    “If a report is written and no one reads it, was it really written?“ aka the story of my career as a business analyst. 😂 #dddperth https://t.co/iZi4d2sgQx

    @gilmae Could also just be that organisers were from that world. It’s volunteer run, so highly variable I think.

    @gilmae Thanks. I’ve got like six more hours to fret. 😵

    RT @msandfor: @the_nathanjones sums it up #dddperth @DDDPerth https://t.co/MrqJZkci8b

    @FakeSamRitchie @RaphHaddadAus @DDDPerth 😳 Wow. Same.

    YAY – I get a sneak preview of @FakeSamRitchie’s upcoming #YOWconnected talk next week! 🚫👖😂 #dddperth @yow_conf https://t.co/kcWGVTOu8k

    If I take photos of every pun, I’ll kill my battery. Rest assured, @FakeSamRitchie has delivered as always. #dddPerth https://t.co/tnCeaZBQ1z

    RT @mjhilton_: “The only thing worse than losing a project because you bid too high, is winning it because you bid too low” – @FakeSamRitch…

    @stringy @jas_quek ASS advice? Now I have serious FOMO.

    Really loving Subrata’s energy! Learning about challenges and trends in mobile testing automation. #dddperth https://t.co/P36qqeTaLt

    Can confirm that ALL bathroom stalls in ladies room were occupied in last break! 👏 (I’m not complaining; it’s a good thing.) #dddperth https://t.co/t2oBItS5nV

    @transprogrammer @zoeydoesnttweet We literally just chatted in the bathroom. 😂 I was happy to see your tweet and realise you know her!

    @the_nathanjones @the_patima @DDDPerth Pro tip: put a sticker on yours. I made the mistake of grabbing someone else’s Logitech once and fumbled when it didn’t advance my slides! 😵

    Time for the talented @the_patima! Already loving her energy. Great way to finish the morning session. #dddperth https://t.co/AVYTNQpvlu

    RT @FakeSamRitchie: “Can I say shit?” @the_patima @DDDPerth https://t.co/6qYWYrVY9Z

    RT @mike_s_airey: “so, yes. I’m saying that we’re mind athletes.” @the_patima @ #dddperth

    Shineybriation – getting too distracted to focus.

    Irony – tapping this tweet during @the_patima’s #dddperth talk. 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/tJpJ9i1O70

    Lunchtime is the perfect time for sticker placement decisions. Loving the rainbows @canva @github @buildkite! ❤️🌈 #dddperth https://t.co/50RAbI8Wz3

    RT @msandfor: @TGAsuperheroes Donna Edwards @Ignia_AU talking about hiring and retention for diversity at #dddperth https://t.co/d9UP5t0L9y

    Culture fit should be about shared values – not whether they cycle or like having beers after work. 🙌 @Donna_Ignia #dddperth https://t.co/ay5LVs5l3w

    Family support is so important. 😂 https://t.co/M250vGqLAw

    @msandfor @canva @github @buildkite I’ve only got a couple, so I didn’t put them out. I can hook you up though. 😉

    @lyynx @msandfor Sticker swap during afternoon tea? I’m down with that. 🙂

    Ohhhhh man, I am HERE FOR THIS. Atari 2600 development. 😍 #dddperth @cprieto https://t.co/y58jUmvMGA

    @TheDetentionPod @cprieto It’s being recorded!

    @TheDetentionPod @cprieto It’ll be on the @DDDPerth website, I reckon!

    The takeaway for @cprieto’s talk: Atari failed because games were so new, they treated them like toys. See also: Virtual Reality. #dddperth https://t.co/Pv98ny8IH6

    @lyynx @msandfor Sticker swap in the big room when you’re free!!

    All mic’ed up and ready to go! #dddperth https://t.co/5kB3ordx2L https://t.co/zjnODqji9r

    I’m not stressed. I’m excited. I’m not stressed. I’m excited. </mantra>

    RT @FakeSamRitchie: Inspired by @web_goddess, if anyone is chasing a tech mentor, let me know (esp Swift/mobile dev).

    Actually T. Swift wears Dragon Girl. This is Mysterious Red. 💋 😂 #dddperth https://t.co/wfrryWPEN4

    That time I told a whole room of developers to “punch a f**king Nazi”… 😂

    @msandfor @ACSWAofficial @DDDPerth @MicrosoftAUTech @canva @yow_conf @ACSnewsfeed 😂 We kept a close eye on our picnic baskets.

    Too many amazing tweets to respond to just yet. Thanks so much. 😍🍺 #dddPerth

    @Donna_Ignia Thank you Donna! I loved your talk too. 🙂

    @webprofusion @cprieto @shiftkey @JakeGinnivan Thanks Christopher! Nice to meet you. 🙂

    @CamilleHein Legit teared up at that. Thank you so much. Pay it back and be up on stage yourself next time. 😍

    Uh, I trended. Perth, you need more happening on a Saturday night. 🤣 https://t.co/BUg6JgkDwn

    @notdetails @Mandy_Kerr @amykate_94 @DDDPerth Hi Joel! I actually need to watch yours. I quoted it secondhand via @Mandy_Kerr’s post, but I’ve heard great things about it.

    @caseymarcallen Thanks Casey. 😊

    @davidbanham Married, in fact. 😂

    @stringy Don’t tell Damian. He most certainly wouldn’t condone dropping f-bombs in such an unprofessional manner. 🙂

    @al5848 @arggrande Thank you both! I’m glad you found it useful. 🙂

    *cough* Looks like they quietly revised the text. #DDDPerth https://t.co/8IdhL9EQp5

    @baralong Thank you! I’m glad you liked it. 🙂

    @jessbudd4 You = AWESOME. Thank you so much! I’m glad you liked it. 🙂

    @the_patima Haha, as soon as I met you and @Mandy_Kerr, I wanted to be as awesome as both of you! #mutualadmirationsociety 😍

    @shiftkey @DDDPerth Thanks Brendan. 😊

    @leftclickben Thanks Ben!

    @AshleyAitken @DDDPerth Thank you SO MUCH for your positivity and upbeat attitude in all speaker comms. I want to you to send me a daily affirmation via SMS now. 😂

    @lordmortis She’s pretty awesome. 🙂 Thanks!

    @msandfor @ACSWAofficial @yow_conf @MicrosoftAUTech @ACSnewsfeed @DDDPerth Right back at you. 😍

    @mike_s_airey Ah, good. That’s what I was going for. It was very tempting to make it just the first, awful part. 🙂

    @robdmoore Thank you so much again for inviting me. I loved it!

    @afcowie I do much better at meetups where I have a beer. I have a theory that, much like billiards & darts, one beer is sweet spot for performance.

    @arggrande 😍 Thank you…

    @glasnt Thank you! With this and the LCA announcements, it’s been a very good weekend. 🙂

    @zoeydoesnttweet Looks like your battery made it. 😍

    @battlepanda_au @msandfor @ACSWAofficial @yow_conf @MicrosoftAUTech @ACSnewsfeed @DDDPerth FEELING THE LOVE!!! 😊 Sensing I’m going to be having a lot more coffees with folks the next time I visit Perth!

    RT @MadeleineS: Farewell @CassiniSaturn – I have knitted a wrap from your image of Saturn’s rings as tribute! #spaceart #sciart https://t.c…

    @zoeydoesnttweet Oh thank you! It was my first ever keynote, so so it was a new approach for me.

    RT @betaorbust: For the record: that’s not a “strong work ethic.”
    That’s exploiting young unattached engineers and spinning it as “team cu…

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    #YOWDATA will feature speakers from Google, Cloudera, Data61, CBA, Zendesk, Quantium, Singapore Power, and more! https://t.co/0ThgVXQkxR

    @LizlingC @joycexinyuewang @Data61news @yow_conf @joycexinyuewang is finally on Twitter? Wooo! Followed. 🙂

    Whoa, so excited about @minxdragon’s talk at #YOWDATA Monday! The Future of Art https://t.co/CkTllJTTm8

    @FakeSamRitchie @DDDPerth Oh god. Incoming punnery.

    Best in Perth, I’m told. 😍 https://t.co/NH8xUyvGuH https://t.co/bLiqwnla8D

    @BartholomewD Should’ve posted that shit back to them to cost them more $.

    @the_patima @the_nathanjones @DDDPerth I did a full run an hour ago. Came in at 42 min. Crap. I wanted to be less than that.

    @CoreyGinnivan @the_patima @the_nathanjones @DDDPerth Meh, but it’s the last talk. Shorter is better.

    @tarciosaraiva @yow_conf Ooh, I’m looking forward to that one!

    @CoreyGinnivan @the_patima @the_nathanjones @DDDPerth Time for another practice, I guess…

    @BartholomewD In that case, I fully support destruction. 😀

    Enjoying @DDDPerth speaker drinks! @FakeSamRitchie @usualballer #dddperth https://t.co/7Hts00RlbX

    @robdmoore It was very nice, and the proprietor was charming! A+, would nom again.

    TFW you submit a miniconf idea for @linuxconfau not thinking it will get selected and then it gets selected https://t.co/p29iYunwd7

    @woollythinker 😍

    RT @AshleyAitken: Patima, Kris, and Sam – speakers at #DDDPerth chillin’ at Speaker & Sponsor event before the big day. @DDDPerth https://t…

    Quick hotel brekkie before I venture through the pea soup to #dddperth! https://t.co/ScybEj0EQm

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    If you want to hear the Roald Dahl interview with the BBC last night, it’s here! https://t.co/UChYgGmVOr Probably around the 90min mark… 😄

    @bezthomas ❤️

    @amorphic @yow_conf Hi James – which URL are you seeing that on? We’re no longer using Confui. Maybe something we missed in migration…

    @amorphic @yow_conf Ahh, last year’s Programs for Syd/Melb/Bris pages? That’s a mistake; I’ll remove now. We won’t publish this year’s until closer to date.

    RT @emd3737: I’m hosting a lab workshop on pneumococcal ID and serotyping- all the more reason to come to Melbourne! #ISPPD2018 https://t.c…

    Still spots available for @yow_conf #JewelbotsBuild kids learn-to-code workshop in Melb Sept 23 with @SaraJChipps! https://t.co/R29Mmv2vaK https://t.co/huAM0f9E5n

    @johnallsopp @msharp Unethical and deeply dangerous. Why are they proud of driving people to burnout?

    @darthted @johnallsopp @msharp Ah, I get it. Three developers stacked on each others’ shoulders in a trench coat. GENIUS. https://t.co/uD16xLIH86

    RT @LJKenward: So excited that @juniordev_io Perth is happening tonight! 🙋‍♀️ Can’t wait to meet all the JDs and friends of JDs in #Perth !…

    @aexmachina @yow_conf Thanks! We’ll take a look.

    @tcn33 So wrong. (PS Happy birthday!)

    The fabulous @LJKenward kicking off @juniordev_io Perth in front of a full house! https://t.co/JcRwPGGlex

    Big shoutout for @DDDPerth at @juniordev_io… and they’d giving away a free ticket! https://t.co/0aAwTXI7QR

    The journey from being a junior to hiring them, from local dev (and former @yow_conf speaker!) @JakeGinnivan. @juniordev_io https://t.co/OraJyj38ZF

    Nice shoutout to @pragdave from @JakeGinnivan in his talk at @juniordev_io! https://t.co/OzWSPOZDhW

    Someone at @juniordev_io Perth just asked how to find good meetups to go to. You can use my handy Meetup scraper! https://t.co/TafJ0JSwuk

    Look at this crowd. Motivated, curious, dedicated! If you’re not hiring juniors, you’re missing out. @juniordev_io https://t.co/ngWxqHRKeh

    Jemie from Bankwest telling us about the *real* gateway drugs to a programming career. 😂 @juniordev_io https://t.co/3Vv0pYMTEa

    @MichelePlayfair @juniordev_io There are easily 70 people here. Hugh turnout!

    @MichelePlayfair @juniordev_io LOLLLLL. Totally didn’t catch that. 😂

    Hometown hero and iOS developer @AndyyHope (visiting from Melb) is telling the crowd how to scale your career. @juniordev_io https://t.co/W9Yggjur4S

    Massive congrats to @LJKenward for this fantastic @juniordev_io Perth launch! https://t.co/WFBmztrE0N

    RT @DDDPerth: @web_goddess doing a quick shout out for @yow_conf …and @DDDPerth! https://t.co/0re2ptvZHG

    That. is. fascinating. I think it would actually be even more interesting to see it mapped in “flat” organisations. Secret hierarchies! https://t.co/eakg6aCuvL

    I wish I’d read @Mandy_Kerr’s post before I saw her last night, because I would’ve bought her a damn drink. 👏🍺
    https://t.co/T4CrhBvesC

    @JaimeeNobbs @juniordev_io @DDDPerth WHAAAAATTTT YOU’RE GOING? THAT’S AWESOME! 💃

    @collypops The definition of “pose” seems fairly wide, @collypops. 😂 https://t.co/YYyf2FC9zX

    This whole thread is spot on, but this was my favourite part. 🔥 https://t.co/tFHCgu9Pr6

    @DDDPerth @the_patima Just finished a full run through too! People in the next hotel room probably annoyed. 😂

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    Me, driving to airport: “Bayside? WTF is Bayside Council?” Oh right. That amalgamation thing. 🙄 https://t.co/JPmPcfN7o7

    RT @RoaldDahlFans: Happy #RoaldDahlDay! I’ll be reading Sturrock’s “Storyteller” bio of Dahl’s life. How will YOU be celebrating? https://t…

    RT @sofra: The Melbourne Clojure user group, Clj-melb, is now on twitter @cljmelb! Follow us for news and events.

    @mooretoddy @seekjobs Nice one!

    @stephenlead I read Flatland, thus I believe you are correct. 🤓

    Let’s do this! I’m @dddperth bound… (@ T3 Qantas Domestic Terminal in Mascot, NSW) https://t.co/0XRNQpYt1N

    RT @akafrancie: Took network of people (+moved mountains) but Amazon List for Anguilla Relief is live +WE HAVE A PLANE to deliver -> https:…

    @stringy I watched Silicon Valley instead. I didn’t want to get bummed out. 😕

    @unixbigot Dude. I actually possess an Edge pan (for that is the technical term) and they already suggest you use it for lasagna!

    @msandfor @DDDPerth Oh, that sucks. I saw something about high winds. I hope you get here eventually!

    @tcn33 BUT TOBY, WHAT WILL I READ AT THE HAIR SALON. ANSWER ME THAT.

    @tcn33 I’m not *that* much of a hipster.

    No big deal; I’m just doing a BBC Radio interview about Roald Dahl RIGHT NOW.

    @starbuxman It’s Roald Dahl Day, so they wanted to hear about my website. 😀 https://t.co/9RAtnLYo9V

    @starbuxman Which, of course, I entirely forgot to mention the actual URL. 😆

    @starbuxman I didn’t know you were going to try to kill yourself with shellfish to protest my absence.

    I was there too! They are a fun bunch. 🙂 https://t.co/04KFXSeot3

    Dear Perth: I really like your light-up space needle thingy, and all the Art. PS. IT’S COLD… https://t.co/5e6ARbdhtA

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    My @knityak scarf is here! Rule 73 in purple & white. It’s gorgeous! https://t.co/95JitTA6pF https://t.co/tj44l4LZhJ

    @KnitYak Thank you @fbz!!

    SWEPARTURE. 😂 https://t.co/QQKBUIFkzd

    @mpesce 👋 (just ran into you at Sample)

    Kicking off tonight’s #GGDSyd meetup at @OFX. Excited to hear from @holasammy, @knitterjp, and more! https://t.co/PX2tJSkXc8

    Andrea Culligan from @getredii telling us her story of how a girl from Edmonton ended up working with @NaomiSimson! #GGDSyd https://t.co/BCsaV2zr1i

    Wow. High school dropout, athlete, kayak tour guide, blues singer, publican, businesswoman… Andrea Culligan is blowing us away. #GGDSyd @OFX https://t.co/b5qs7RQxvm

    “F**k the purpose. Stay curious.” Great closing advice from Andrea Culligan. #GGDSyd @ofx

    Next up: @holasammy telling us about her “iterative” career journey. Law degree, SurfStitch, Startmate founder, @blackbirdvc… #GGDSyd @ofx https://t.co/FkNbO7XTJD

    Career advice from @holasammy: Optimise for learning. Work with great people. (Life’s too short to work with assholes.) Just do it! #ggdsyd https://t.co/Ke8XulicPb

    Last talk of the night: @knitterjp and Josh McKenzie talking about mentorship… and Snakes and Ladders. 😂 🐍 #GGDSyd @ofx https://t.co/XBpOvUdzdv

    For @knitterjp, it’s all about helping others climb the ladder of success! #GGDSyd @ofx https://t.co/nNqdnIoOZC

    Our own @shvedma wrapping up the night with her own story. We ❤️ her. #GGDSyd https://t.co/VLr8V40qhs

    😐 @kamyan3 said my @knityak scarf looks like religious vestments. Me: “Yeah, IF YOUR RELIGION IS MATH.” https://t.co/th7tHySWfy https://t.co/WaBop3IkUV

    Except on Twitter, she’s @hannahyanfield. (Ugh, Instagram.) https://t.co/gfHN9nkJF2

    @JennaGuillaume Ugh, Pacey’s Dad is the worst. And I only realised the other day his Mom is the evil cheerleading coach from Glee!

    @JennaGuillaume Later episode! Pacey’s 18th birthday in Season 4. (I cannot believe I know this.)

    RT @Quellie: https://t.co/4lCsbP6IXH

    @boundvariable @msharp What a limp joke.

    I’m flying @Qantas to Perth today, and I’m going to have a smile on my face the whole time. 👏 way to go, Alan. https://t.co/PKooVv6RDw

    Congrats @arynchoong! I hope you enjoyed @yow_conf Singapore. 😁 https://t.co/NINk9uZg6N

    Just ordered Kindle version. Should I read on my flight today, or will it enrage me, I wonder…? https://t.co/tpP8kAPlx2

    RT @georgiedent: I’d add that I also have little patience for men who oppose them too. https://t.co/BxCYU53zWi

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    RT @yow_conf: How brilliant to see someone with a #YLJ at #yowsg! @CarloHamalainen https://t.co/sHHeXqnp2g

    @LapTop006 @freakboy3742 This is a common misconception. It’s actually “pumpkin pie spice” aka cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and it’s DELICIOUS. 🙂

    @LapTop006 @freakboy3742 #piesplainer

    @LapTop006 @freakboy3742 One time I mixed up pumpkin pie spice and @i386 and I took it to @samplecoffeebar to try to convince them to make us a pumpkin spice latte.

    @LapTop006 @freakboy3742 @i386 @samplecoffeebar That’s when I discovered that SUGAR makes up the other 99% of the flavour.

    RT @MrPommyGit: Great to see Women who code at #YOWSG @Wwcodesingapore https://t.co/Ye8GlG4k7M

    RT @bodil: This is perhaps the primary reason we don’t get to call ourselves engineers yet. https://t.co/x4TvTU2JMP

    Coffee snobs – where’s the best place in Pyrmont to buy beans? I just paid $15 at Antidote – there has to be another option? 😳

    @rachaelcarson Yeah, if I remember in time, I stop there on my way to Pyrmont. But if I forget, it’s like a wasteland. 🙁

    @desplesda @parisba Damn you guys and your confusing, knitting-related libraries and hashtags!

    @geeksrgood Whole beans – 250g

    @RMcKergow Yeah, Sample deliver too. We just have a very weird coffee consumption rate. We go through 250g about every 6 days.

    @RMcKergow GOOD GOD ELABOR8ERS ARE YOU JITTERY OR WHAT

    @evanderkoogh Absolutely. As my volume of email has gone up, I’ve had trouble keeping up and it leads to massive guilt. It’s nice when people poke me.

    RT @caitie: Blogged: Resources for Getting Started with Distributed Systems
    https://t.co/onLM101gmk

    @caitie Adulting all over the place! Congrats. 🙂

    @tinypang Got, that fucking show. We started new season last night. Two eps in and it’s already GUTTING ME.

    @tinypang I saw a description of the show the other day as “Nihilism and animal puns.” Yep.

    @tinypang And I am way overinvested in Princess Caroline’s happiness.

    @TheRealBnut @tinypang Pretty sure I “liked” that tweet too. 🙂

    RT @LukeSleeman: Its looks like we are going to have a truly fantastic lineup this year! https://t.co/teQfsCaz7O

    One week to go before YOW! Data – there’s still time to get a ticket! The Program has been published so you can persuade your boss. 😉 https://t.co/TGGfbrMBwK

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    Baking Day started with a blueberry Dutch baby! #bakingday https://t.co/wn5rYHGQT5 https://t.co/XAwSgRf7IN

    Better! (Just ignore the puddle of cheese in the middle…) #bakingday https://t.co/fiZWmoJAEZ https://t.co/pVJHYgFnkd

    @leftclickben @DDDPerth At least mine will be end of the day. No one will be listening at that point! 😂

    Really proud of the @yow_conf team, especially my colleague @marlousteh! And so glad that @starbuxman is on the mend. Scary stuff. https://t.co/xhHqFn2HWR

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    @dp_lewis 👏 Next stop – French braid!

    @supercres First three seasons really grew on me. Some scenes were devastating. “Am I a good person? I need you to tell me that I’m a good person.” 😭

    @supercres And now I just accept that I am an unabashed 100% fan of Mr. Peanutbutter.

    @supercres I haven’t started Season 4 yet. Glad to see it’s living up to expectations.

    @mmastertheone He’s so cute! Even just sitting there. 😂

    RT @yow_conf: Our very own @web_goddess will be speaking at DevFest Melbourne 2017 on Oct 21 https://t.co/eUtIDaSSbe

    Polishing my @DDDPerth talk intro over and over. It occurs to me that I put like 20x more effort into intros than conclusions. Anyone else?

    We’ve had veggies delivered from @OooobySyd for several yrs – organic, local, & good quality. Highly recommended! 7N6X32 code gets you $20. https://t.co/8Pw0W1irRg

    @starbuxman @yow_conf Hope you’re feeling okay today! 😱