@johnallsopp What’s really fun is that a lot of time when it crashes, you have to sign in again. Including 2FA if you use it. *sigh*

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@johnallsopp It’s extremely buggy. During the week, server crashed during rush hour and lunch. Imagine lots of folks on it right now.

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RT @RoaldDahlFans: BBC Radio 4 is airing lots of Dahl-related programs. You can even listen online! https://t.co/aW3Z7iwd7g (Thanks @TheVoi…

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@asmallorange I’ve had a support ticket open for 5 days. Not urgent, but just need an answer! NEW-638-77276

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RT @saladinahmed: you haven’t experienced the 21st century until a shirtless guy smoking an e-cig slurs WHERE DID YOU GUYS FIND SQUIRTLE? a…

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Shhhhh! Pokemon have invaded the @knitguildnsw meeting. https://t.co/S3nSUmt4tX https://t.co/WS5LZns98F

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@imdominating Way to go, ADULT!

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RT @BuzzFeedOz: The Two Hermiones Met And It Was Pure Magic
https://t.co/oAN0HWvh2N https://t.co/5a5dscCfBu

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The only thing worse than dickheads with golf umbrellas on the footpath is dickheads with golf umbrellas playing PokemonGo on the footpath.

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@jimmyng @stufromoz Actually I was a very early adopter. I’m just better at walking and playing than those idiots.

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Crap. I meant to invite @taylorswift13 to @KnitGuildNSW tomorrow morning since she’s in town!

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This is my cousin, and she’s AMAZING! https://t.co/Yfyw3198fo

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Over and over and over… https://t.co/2EJ6GgI5AO

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@gilmae Yep. Even made by Niantic. (Way smaller learning curve than Ingress. I hated Ingress.)

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RT @iamdevloper: The sell: “become a designer, change the world”

The reality: “become a designer, create Jira tickets for devs to fix stu…

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@peterfinlan “create Jira tickets”, eh? A LIKELY STORY. https://t.co/RPvUNjhJLw

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Listening to Mitski’s Best American Girl over and over and over… https://t.co/etPYgammuu

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RT @kibblesmith: Why do we still use the expression “phoning it in” when making a phone call is now the most difficult thing a human being…

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@JM77 I caught like 3 on the streets of Surry Hills. 🙂

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@mmastertheone LOLOLOLOL

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@unlikelylibrary So fall on your BUTT!

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I am going to get run over catching Pokemon.

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He brought me fried chicken and we watched “Hot Fuzz.” It was a good night.

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@evanderkoogh I’m having a crappy week. A little schmoopiness goes a long way! 😉

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Whoa. John Cena just brought tears to my eyes. Genuinely beautiful message. #WeAreAmerica https://t.co/c1qHAZGjL3

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@randomknits That’s what you get for buying wool on the dark web.

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WHY IS MY STUPID TENSION SO TIGHT GAHHHHH. #frogging

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Frobscottle! #rotsomebfg https://t.co/6lF7EFF7ni https://t.co/pakWR23oON

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Honoured to be invited to the #rotsomebfg VIP lunch. Stay tuned for a full review on Roald… https://t.co/77fgQY52Vs https://t.co/FUWkIKfhVh

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My amazing ZOZIMUS dessert! #rotsomebfg https://t.co/iWZT0wDuCM https://t.co/K3wdoDg7gU

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And with that, my brief visit to Giant Country is over! Well done @koidb! #rotsomebfg https://t.co/BQYUFnGdc1 https://t.co/iTi4ECYPrt

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RT @webdirections: Thanks to @Atlassian there are 5 diversity scholarships open for #code16 Sydney. Apply now! Please pass it on!

https://…

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4th of July, courtesy of @canvavibe. #nailedit https://t.co/jj5uwxgLkT https://t.co/Wo5MaVMwZz

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And then there was apple pie with stars and berries. Impending sugar coma… Thanks @canva… https://t.co/4MVnZ3c57a https://t.co/CZfLowkkJn

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@allybeaton @canva I’m so full. Feels more like it’s Thanksgiving!

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@tcn33 @mattallen See, I was more impressed by the popcorn machine!

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Changed my Slack avatar to Sally Ride today for Independence Day. It caused some confusion. https://t.co/mDbc4N3I99

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@Jonwestenberg Well, not really, given that I was talking to another fellow American. 😂

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@TheRealBnut Not really. But there were little fruity bits in it that went down, and they looked pretty cool. https://t.co/OedFRd7YpA

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Me: “Everyone’s mad but thee and me.”
Rodd: “…and I’m not too sure about thee.”

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RT @RoaldDahlFans: Review: Rotsome at Koi Dessert Bar #rotsomebfg https://t.co/6YuDCRH5U0 @reynoldpoer @DisneyStudiosAU @ThisIsMangoAU htt…

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@i386 Oh god. No.

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Happy birthday, USA! I baked you, like, a LOT of cookies. https://t.co/gsYmMRvG7P https://t.co/jZI2XnUQLX

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Exercising my democratic right to great hair. (@ Noddy’s on King in Newtown, NSW) https://t.co/Xx0yxKenWW

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Stepped out of the salon with a big fabulous blowout and ran into @surrenderdotty on the b… https://t.co/ylskPGQoM0 https://t.co/A3SLu7U4Qt

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Australia’s foremost Dahl expert is seeing The BFG! (at @eVent_Cinemas in Sydney, NSW) https://t.co/CpBYbeRFDm

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Voted at Town Hall. No queue, but also no democracy sausage. 🙁

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RT @RoaldDahlFans: I saw “The BFG” today, and I really liked it! Check out my (spoiler-filled!) review: https://t.co/NgGV4VYwiR https://t.c…

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@Salon @unlikelylibrary Not to mention less likely to get really, really dumb haircuts.

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@roalddahlmuseum I’ve seen a few posts online about “Charlie in the White House”. Is this a fake or do you really have a draft chapter?

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RT @kouky: We’ve gone full Canada at the breakfast bar today 🇨🇦 @ Canva https://t.co/7WmrX5XwU2

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@randomknits You can’t make one up? It has to be real?

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@randomknits Let me know if you want my sister’s number. She won’t mind! 😀

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@i386 Define good? I bought a custom cover from here last year for our old IKEA couch: https://t.co/8BzYaZAHas

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@i386 @jeremybrown Aren’t you worried that Burrito will claw it up? That’s why I have an IKEA couch.

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@randomknits Good thinking!

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@peterfinlan Ha! Let it be shown that I’ve never tortured an animal with knitting! (Just people.)

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