Sadly, it’ll be without me and my beanie this year. #traipsingaroundeurope @gusseting
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@gusseting @loisivethe Unfortunately Paris isn’t on the itinerary :(. Someday!

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I know that really it’s a good thing, but man, the fact that there are a zillion ways of doing the same thing in Git is confusing for newbs.

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@antonemdin I can see it.

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RT @cameron_rogers: “I can’t stand people who say things like, ‘That’s not really Agile.’ Of…” — @writebeard https://t.co/Ta56TFykzr https:…

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Too wiped out to cook. Thai it is! https://t.co/bjpQxGydyG https://t.co/H3jqIfbFc4

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@elegantpoem It was merging and squashing and rebasing and fast-forwarding and… TRAUMA. Let’s discuss no more.

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Ancient Greek sculptures dressed up in hipster clothing. I LOVE THIS. https://t.co/HOqLfpYsk5

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@mmastertheone Fascinating!

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RT @brtrx: My initial review of one of MIcrosoft’s new Cognitive Services. https://t.co/37CscGxJjm https://t.co/PcfLbSU9bY

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@chrisgander Elope. Much cheaper, and I can recommend a great Elvis. 🙂 https://t.co/T4JEJ9SSj8

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RT @nzkoz: Code comments http://t.co/2KDRdfFE9u

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Relaced my sneaks today. Thanks @skinsau! #knotme #rainbowlaces https://t.co/KtX7Dab2Lw https://t.co/EP9phvaLNT

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Brightly coloured patterned fabric LOVE: Uniqlo’s Liberty collect (https://t.co/iH1uhziNst) and IKEA’s Giltig (https://t.co/P1bg7YbmB7).

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@chrisgander Don’t blame the baby – you worked a second job like 6 years ago way before you ever had kids! (I remember the water heaters.)

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Totally available for celebrity endorsements. 😛 @OphelieLechat @getvero https://t.co/Lb6uwRREWo

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@chrisgander I remember you churning out articles on random topics like water heaters for some content marketing spam house. 🙂

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@randomknits Wow. Mine won’t go near vegetables. They only like Costco Whiskas food. They’re weirdoes.

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@lemon_lime It’s kind of a rip-off of this one, which has been around for years! https://t.co/oGDinzdrXn

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RT @joeyellis: Got a handlebar clip for my phone. I feel like Batman. Like if Batman rode a bike and purchased a $30 phone clip on sale fro…

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RT @RealGDT: @RealGDT It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a fucking love story.

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@lemon_lime It’s a much thicker wool too, which is why the “resolution” isn’t as good. Probably faster to knit though.

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@rosepowell The fonts are different? But if it’s responsive, it doesn’t respond to different browser widths. That’s weird.

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@johnallsopp I’ve never understood why there’s such a prejudice against “lifestyle businesses.” Seems like the dream to me!

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I think I confused Dr Chin by referring to “maxing out my Hep B stats.” #vax 💉 (@ Broadway General Practice) https://t.co/MK56Pm6GGU

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@chrisgander Series 1? I’m on like ep 5. You mean the one in the hallway? IT’S SO GOOD.

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RT @Feministfists: how fucking perfect is this family I mean https://t.co/2pbN3H2aBw

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@chrisgander WOW. Okay, something to look forward to! (I’ve been consciously NOT bingeing it.)

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@johnallsopp @jmmastey And what do those of us with dodgy knees and the puny arms of a T.rex do? Do you “belay” at indoor climbing? 🙂

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@diversionary I actually thought to myself when I got up, Hey, I should go for a bike ride! HA. Lucky for me, I am not a morning person.

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Is there a Kickstarter for this? Because I will fund. https://t.co/t7d187dnmK

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TIL Irving Berlin wrote a song called Snookey Ookums. Obvs I need this as my ringtone for the Snook NOW. https://t.co/sfilXX1u9p

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Simpsons lunch at the Lord Gladstone. We sadly passed on the Flaming Moes. @ The Lord Gladstone https://t.co/sFUUBjmMIa

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Simpsons lunch at the Lord Gladstone. We sadly passed on the Flaming Moes. https://t.co/g94QrNB0GM https://t.co/E39JX5a6wV

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RT @jennijenni: Interesting insights about chores and relationships. I think I’ll get a cleaner. https://t.co/Vm9lGlG4sb

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RT @shanselman: This is AMAZING. An Alexander Hamilton + Batman Parody?!? And The Joker here is the one we deserve. https://t.co/oQVGIktW55

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Geeks at Glebe Markets. He bought me a necklace. https://t.co/IlhAivY7Rw https://t.co/cZHdnXYogy

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Country Bumpkins vs City Slickers Craft Beer Challenge! https://t.co/d7ojrxL5p0 https://t.co/YD0I2IMUHc

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@RoseRed_Shoes Please start! I am wearing the Margaret mantle today and am only just leaving my house. Be there in 30min or so. 🙂

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Still life: What I Could Be Eating, and What I Am Eating. #virtue #maniladetox https://t.co/AGEcXNhNFH https://t.co/X1EHKJvC5h

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Had a lovely catch up with @drkknits on her flying visit back to Oz! https://t.co/Dq2rtyOczn https://t.co/TTwtz2LUCu

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When a Phillips is not a Phillips! https://t.co/3K0jgrGf9N // Fascinating stuff if you’re the type who likes to void warranties. 🙂

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@kosamari That sucks! I’m glad it worked out in the end. Ad Ops -> Dev is totally a raise-worthy transition.

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@GeorgiCodes Unicorns? Bah. I’ll see your unicorns and raise you GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PLANETS. https://t.co/bobFt4JIJW

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Stuff like this is pretty much why I married him. #bobbelcher https://t.co/2PhEGunZ43 https://t.co/AJjYcF2ihz

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@lucykbain Ha! Actual surname that became a weird pet name. 🙂

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@randomknits Please document EVERYTHING!

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@amesimmons @Charlie__Gerard Seconded! That’s so awesome!

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Chrome extension I mentioned to flag “sorry” words: https://t.co/3ycUX7PQC0 #GGDSyd @tigerspike @GGDSydney

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Hearing stories and advice from several inspiring women tech leaders! #GGDSyd (@ Tigerspike Sydney in Surrey Hills) https://t.co/S3xFCMxW0o

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Fist bump of the child-free cat ladies with @emmainsydney. We’re leaning way in.

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Highlight: a colleague responding to a question I hadn’t had time to get to and ending it with “</kris_for_a_day>” 😂

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RT @kouky: Sweet! Our @canva app is featured on Apple’s iPad page.

https://t.co/Oy8VnEKygI

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@rosepowell I know some of the engineers there. Let me know if you don’t get a good response. 🙂

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@rosepowell Interesting. I’d assume you’d be blocked from watching videos, not from managing your account on the website. Not great UX.

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Jet lag is giving me seriously messed up sleep patterns. GRAR GRAR GRAR.

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@developerjack To be fair, could also be Carb Flu. I am detoxing in a major way from the ALL FRIED ALL THE TIME weeks in Manila. 🙂

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Pretty sure I may have used that one in junior high, except it would’ve been Greek Mythology. 🙂 https://t.co/AwG9vynJjv

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@glasnt @developerjack I am in no mood for puns, Missy. *glares*

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@developerjack @glasnt I’m shutting the computer. All the computers.

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