@aimee_maree @stibbons Chunky switches and LCD panels? I want to go to there.

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RT @tigerlilyva11: Is Canva for Work for the Entrepreneur? http://t.co/3eN3SPEuuv via @tigerlilyva11 @canva #canvaforwork

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RT @TweetTanyaSmith: My latest post is about my fav new #CanvaForWork features. Learn more http://t.co/nRQPVEhTXL @canva #visualcontent htt…

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@stibbons @aimee_maree Thanks for the reminder! Just got my tickets for Sunday. 🙂

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@lisaaharrison1 @ignitesydney You would be FANTASTIC. Stephen does a great job to help too. There’s a practice night that was really useful.

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@lisaaharrison1 @ignitesydney Out there? Did you see my talk on knitting as computer code?! 😛

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Just discovered @theophani’s http://t.co/t4yEteJQjl. Great domain name; even better content for those interested in conference speaking. 🙂

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@mpesce But only one has the MOST WANTED MAN ON THE INTERNET. *eyeroll*

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@jezfletcher Ah, so you’re at Funfest.

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@jezfletcher He’s up there somewhere. Just sent me a photo of the view from his room. *grumble*

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RT @SydTechLeaders: One more sleep until ‘Debugging Diversity’. See you all there. If you can’t make it, please free up your RSVP. http://…

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@SydTechLeaders @darthted It’s sold OUT?!

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@gilmae @SydTechLeaders @darthted Hmmmm… http://t.co/YWmGkucFRP

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It’s interesting how @MailChimp is able to send an SMS to my non-Telstra Australian mobile, yet @TwitterAU somehow can’t.

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@MsJonesInSydney You guys at @ansarada have the coolest events…

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I keep getting spammed by @CharterhouseSyd for FE dev jobs, despite telling them repeatedly I haven’t done that for 6+ years.

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@bemaia, meet @pyko. She organises the Atlassian GGD events, and I told her you’re interested in speaking in the future! 🙂

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@lahondaknitter Clearly! 😀

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Thank you @webdirections for hosting the conference speaking info session! At the very least, I won’t submit any off-brief proposals. 🙂

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“Post-technical” sounds so much more futuristic and evolved than “bitter ex-dev turned management sell-out.” Thanks for the tip, @i386. 🙂

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@i386 #synergy!

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@johnallsopp @i386 You guys just gave me my new LinkedIn headline.

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RT @iamdevloper: speed dating is useless

3 minutes isn’t enough to properly explain the benefits of the unix philosophy

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@mobywhale Woohoo! Can’t wait to see you presenting. 🙂

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Crap. Didn’t escape this winter’s cold/flu after all. Going back to bed. 🙁

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Attack on the pentagon results in discovery of new mathematical tile | Science | The Guardian http://t.co/yErSyYdEFD http://t.co/SJGBLIoun5

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Taylor Swift gets epic domino tribute from fan http://t.co/RdRQaxDAt8 – Dominoes = mesmerising to me. http://t.co/j8nkSfnwM9

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RT @canva: Our very own @web_goddess will be sharing her career journey at The Dream Collective in Sydney. Register now! http://t.co/EHkDMe…

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@lisaaharrison1 Haha, that can be arranged! 🙂

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The amazing Emma kicking things off at #GGDSyd! http://t.co/o3uYsI3CZh http://t.co/i0HrS2oLm0

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@gilmae Excellent. I think I saw the same info as a Twitter stream, but blog post definitely useful.

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@ADuckIsMyFiend Oooh, good luck!

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@lisaaharrison1 Are you here? I didn’t see you come in!

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@lisaaharrison1 There’s a spare seat in the front row…

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The eternal dilemma – PIZZA versus ROBOTS? #ggdsyd

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The lovely @shvedma knitting at #GGDSyd. This is my legacy. http://t.co/7jx7N17uOc http://t.co/3KAICbijiN

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RT @ADuckIsMyFiend: Puppy time #ggdsyd http://t.co/vno7758wvR // You can think @pyko for the cute animals!

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The Benjamin Franklin effect: ask your enemies for favours to make them like you. #slightlyevil #worlddomination #ggdsyd

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Damn. @kimchatterjee said to use her suggestions for good, not evil. There go my plans. #ggdsyd http://t.co/75tARucJfg

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RT @julliettajung: #ILookLikeAnEngineer and I can multitask while listening to @sammy_lee12 talk about #killerrobots #ggdsyd @Atlassian htt…

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Hope Delahunty giving out massive @canva props in her #ggdsyd talk tonight! http://t.co/0A44RIsm5O

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“…so I got really shitted off.” Understandable. #ggdsyd http://t.co/KGkWwhQLt3

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@MylanVu Yay, glad you enjoyed it! And welcome. 🙂

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RT @blahblahzine: Dry cleaning it’s expensive, pretty toxic and bad for the environment. I had a look at the alternatives… http://t.co/rg…

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@blahblahzine Bran?! Huh.

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@ReenaRajani I think you’re right!

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If any of the #ggdsyd folks want to see what @ignitesydney is all about, my and @kimchatterjee’s talks are in here: https://t.co/Gv0Cvr8u3g

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@julliettajung Here you go! https://t.co/sAPq7ABNXj It’s on the FB group too. 🙂

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@JSLouez We have a 24-7 support team! Just drop an email to support[at]http://t.co/7g7TJo5noR and they’ll sort it out for you. 🙂

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Sew Your Own Yolo Bookmark http://t.co/CxnKSzwc3J // LOVE IT. http://t.co/dag9bf4QAC

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@JSLouez Ah, sorry, it was just an email address. But you can also use the form on this page: https://t.co/C7J35RIUhn

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Monday just got awesome. Thank you @hazel_gascon! STICKER ALL THE THINGS. http://t.co/yb3Vuk2GYK http://t.co/jPRNK71CAZ

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Now my sticker collection rivals only that of @developerjack!

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Canva’s CEO: 5 ways Aussie startups can attract foreign investors http://t.co/lODpXjyhV1 Woohoo! Canva’s media onslaught begins. 🙂

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@gilmae @randomknits Looks yummy. (But I don’t handle oats well, and Snook doesn’t like sweet muesli. WE SUCK.)

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RT @canva: Here’s a way to bring consistency to your graphical design http://t.co/YOn6Bwbt9v via @BIT_au

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For @roseredshoes. Go on, say it. You know you want to. http://t.co/HkScgkU4wh http://t.co/zGYaKXrM0p

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Bride with grandma as her bridesmaid is the sweetest thing ever http://t.co/6tK4VUjusV

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When I have a rock band, my first album will be “Sporadic Professional Death Wish.” (Yes, I’m re-watching Angel while drinking cocktails.)

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@gilmae I didn’t actually read it as a typo. You relaxed it!

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RT @TheRegister: If G is for Google, then W is for WTF, T is for Tax, and A is for Antitrust http://t.co/VLUEiL773T #Alphabet

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Now With 4 Million Users, Design Platform Canva Launches To Businesses http://t.co/sr7BjQH4aU We’re in TechCrunch!

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Windows Solitaire Cards. http://t.co/GQtTCHb329 When these come back into stock, I’m so getting for the @Canva office.

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@i386 The OC? SHUT YOUR MOUTH. That’s news to me. 😛

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RT @StartupDailyANZ: The magic of @canva’s new Canva for Work platform is the way it facilitates team collaboration: http://t.co/NVCl7LMJxB…

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Also demoed at the July SydJS meetup. Definitely worth a vote! https://t.co/6VaREYL9iq

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Bee research in Sydney – free public talks: http://t.co/vnUW8Lv1Eb For the aspiring apiarists. @Saibhai @TheRealBnut @i386 @nikyoudale

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RT @InsidersABC: The latest Huw Parkinson mashup featuring Bronwyn Bishop: http://t.co/sSeWO9z5jw @rabbitandcoffee #auspol #Insiders http:/…

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w-g: Negotiation http://t.co/ZMyrXoycUj Shout-outs to @WWCSyd, @meganwcook, and @conniecodes! http://t.co/mv0s904cTa

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@randomknits Oh no!!

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Does Stating What Your Company Stands for Affect Your Bottom Line? http://t.co/xiMu0SOuVR

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@darthted Haha, I wondered if you’d call me out on that one!

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Sewing Indie Month Bundle https://t.co/hzdPrM6KI3 OOH! Whaddaya think, @randomknits? http://t.co/Y8YnXp2j4Y

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@randomknits Yep. And of course the ones I like the most are the three at the $38 tier.

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RT @randileeharper: Why are only 2% of open source developers women? IT IS A MYSTERY.

http://t.co/5fkMOk1opI

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“Fresh fruits and vegetables could help improve mental health by giving astronauts something to nurture.” AWWWW! http://t.co/69OZS81mV5

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RT @zachkitschke: Start-up Canva has launched a new platform that is already used by @HuffingtonPost + @Upworthy http://t.co/l1Ns5c8BOf via…

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@gilmae @canva Haha, I’m not sure – that decision pre-dates me. But if you want more fonts… just wait a little longer. 🙂

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Discussion of “yarnbombing.” Gritting teeth.

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Monkey the Cat Hunts for Dinner http://t.co/99Odu9yAfN https://t.co/KfghLVl7BK Arduino-powered cat geekery! Very cool.

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RT @Lauren_Redding: Me today, playing around with the new #canvaforwork. Thank you, @Canva!! http://t.co/kfRQFXi7G1

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RT @deedispeaking: This is how I feel about my #CanvaForWork free trial starting today: @canva http://t.co/94DNArTkrI

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I spoke at Ignite #13 and LOVED it. It’s scary and challenging, but it’s so worth it. Highly recommended! https://t.co/9pJxbbhOq5

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@sthcrft Thank you!!

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It started out ironic, and then it wasn’t. #shameless #chairdancing https://t.co/kEr7sUh44V http://t.co/bwZrew2mUZ

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@developerjack GAHHHH How did I forget that hashtag?! 😛

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@Lackadazy Hahaha, I know! I’ve enjoyed a few of their singles; just haven’t done any dedicated catalog listening til now 🙂

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Resisting the urge to read the comments on the Daily Mail article. @i386 told me seriously, “Just don’t. You’ll have an aneurysm.” Okay.

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@DamonOehlman @johnallsopp I will definitely be campaigning internally for @webdirections speakers at @canva… 🙂

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@gilmae http://t.co/VM8sNKQNTr I couldn’t even get past the title, really.

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@gilmae She’s about to email you again (if she hasn’t already), by the way.

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@RadhikaR Really?! How cool! Are they enjoying it? 🙂

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RT @RadhikaR: So you know what I’m loving today @web_goddess?In a FB group of mums w shared textile interests (baby wraps) & your ignite ta…

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@RadhikaR Awww, thank you!

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RT @StartupSmartnow: DIY design platform @Canva for Work to launch. http://t.co/SeW57TYxjr http://t.co/JiaVOWJxPq

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My face is because @TheRealBnut had just taken a friggin’ Defuse from me two seconds before pulling a third. https://t.co/YguIhRnUmQ

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@sjhfletcher Love the Duck Inn!

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RT @iamdevloper: Kylie Jenner is 17 years old and just bought a crib for 3 million dollars, I still haven’t paid for Sublime Text.

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@i386 What are you doing awake? GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU CRAZY PERSON.

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@catehstn Wonderful folks at @webdirections are hosting a brainstorming/encouragement event for women next week related to their CFP

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@catehstn I’m facilitating. Have you heard of anything like this being done before? Looking for tips, good info to share, etc

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@msmichellegar @founderscoders @GGDSydney @WWCSyd ABSOLUTELY!

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RT @LoveFabricStore: This fashion student 3D printed her entire grad collection. Next level. http://t.co/75v8KSZlBk

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RT @webdirections: Weds night, 12.8 we’re running a women’s CFP brainstorming & feedback night with @ggdSydney & @WWCSyd https://t.co/mqF3j…

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Fairy Bread – just what you want to see on the morning after a late night! Thanks @canvavi… http://t.co/ucWsNOdsBp http://t.co/3HfftRJTDd

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RT @BRW: 4 million users, now for revenue as Canva launches first subscription product http://t.co/Pc8ZS4f6Uc

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@lisaaharrison1 Are you going to @WiredForWonder? I’ll be there!

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@chrisgander Awesome! So glad you’re enjoying it. 🙂

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@gilmae I watched the morning and Rodd overheard just the audio. “Is that Erlich?” he said. Yep.

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@gilmae Haven’t seen Silicon Valley? https://t.co/Wjb19Xad3z

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@catehstn @chiuki Awesome! Will do 🙂

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@gilmae I thought the first episode was pants. Then I gave it some time and it grew on me. I liked it by the end.

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RT @zachkitschke: The secret to this woman’s success was not having any experience. @MelanieCanva sharing the @canva story @MailOnline http…

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@gilmae See, that one I couldn’t get past the second episode. I should go back to it?

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@HannahGilburt Hi Hannah! The @canva team are investigating. Can you DM me your email address so they can check the logs? Thanks!

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RT @SallyPompom: Open to members AND non-members. https://t.co/2ok9FwgIvu

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@randomknits Was about to proclaim my jealousy when I realised I could probably wear that in Surry Hills and no one would bat an eyelid. 🙂

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I was really sad to get this email this morning. Thank you Valerie, Mary, and everyone else involved. https://t.co/J1jIcnEGft

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@FlipPrior Congrats! That’s definitely one for the bucket list. 🙂

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@Xavier_Ho That looks like a fantastic event. Are there any guidelines on what makes a good proposal? Or examples from previous years?

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@Xavier_Ho Brilliant, thank you! (And nope – no notification for quotes. Interesting…)

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@Xavier_Ho I’ve turned off all the emails, and I use Tweetdeck on the desktop. So I was never going to get it anyway. 🙂

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@Xavier_Ho Also just found this, which seems useful too! https://t.co/ZX22CfgI5v

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The Apple Music playlist creators continue to kick ass. Today’s soundtrack: https://t.co/cKJARdRlaW http://t.co/lVPThRpy9Y

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@randomknits The Fabric Store! Indeed – they have a big “now open Sundays” sign in the window. 🙂 http://t.co/Mpv6lgtW5Z @LoveFabricStore

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@randomknits Oh wait, did you mean in Chippendale?

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Me: Damn. That class I wanted to take is same day as career summit I’m speaking at. 🙁

Snook: Have you tried not being incredibly popular?

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@randomknits The Chippo one is Fabric Muse: http://t.co/FHB01uLYQB. Not open Sundays though. 🙁

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RT @AngelaBishop: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a rock star in possession of a pair of leather pants, must go commando. #len…

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@drwitty_knitter Ah, did you not know about that one? It’s been there for a couple years. On Cleveland St, but they don’t advertise much.

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@drwitty_knitter Not a massive range, but it’s all high-end stuff from what I’ve seen!

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Google just boosted the odds that it will eventually acquire Twitter http://t.co/XQgNh2Xgjk On plus side, maybe @the_snook will use it then.

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Anybody want to buy my 2 tix to Insert Coins tomorrow night? The Snook’s been really sick so partying is cancelled. http://t.co/El4XfFtamT

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@DamonOehlman That’s an awesome security feature, more like.

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@gilmae I dunno; I don’t think @SamuelKillin wants to be a robot. I suspect he’s just lazy about cooking sometimes. 😛

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There really was. https://t.co/fHLuM0UQzc

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Woohoo! Thanks @pyko. Pineapple on pizza is scientifically proven to be THE BEST. https://t.co/dYjssQ5o8H

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@pyko Ooh, new game! How did I miss that? I’ll have to get Rodd to install on his Android so I can play. 🙂

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It’s important to stay hydrated when working late into the night. #g&t #startuplife http://t.co/6Cj0Lb1BtL http://t.co/wRWGnuZro0

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@tinypang @tableflipclub Hells yeah!

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@developerjack My portion of the actual work is a lot smaller than @i386’s. One of the perks of being the non-engineer n00b. 🙂

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@developerjack You really do.

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@i386 @developerjack Not even! I made the mistake of teaching @MelanieCanva to push the buttons, and she has stolen my glory.

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@developerjack @i386 Oh, I’m long gone. This is my view right now: http://t.co/36tW9ZpsSu

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Hillary Clinton and the ‘Makeup Tax’ That Hurts All Women – The Atlantic http://t.co/iq841jLm6w GRAR. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ http://t.co/Xgz0buG6Lj

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@sundress And the stupid thing is – I occasionally like wearing it (I love bright colours) but then if ppl comment on it, I feel pressure

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@sundress like I should wear it all the time, and ugh, who has time for that?, and patriarchy, and spitefulness, and GRAR, table flip. 🙂

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QFT. https://t.co/5uCTohmgcT

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@i386 WOOOO! I couldn’t believe it when I saw the timestamps in hipchat. You’re a legend.

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Waiting for a phone call and starting to suspect this meeting room is a damn Faraday cage.

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@julio_ody Hello! I work with @DamonOehlman at Canva. Was hoping to chat to you today about our upcoming tech event. DM me?

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@bezthomas Just heard it. So awesome! Thanks to @TheAmpHour and @fbz for the mention. That was my Ignite talk: https://t.co/8H17Hb3VIK 🙂

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@eevblog Just heard you talking about my Ignite talk on steganographic knitting in Amp #257! Very cool. I just left a blog comment. 🙂

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@fbz Thanks for the follow! Coincidentally, I’m a big supporter of KnitYak and I’m so thrilled you hit the goal. Can’t wait to get my scarf!

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@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes I’m going boxing with the guys from work tonight. My first proper exercise in well over a year. Ugh. Dread.

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Just got emailed by a recruiter about a frontend dev job, despite not having done it for 6 years. STILL GOT IT, YO.

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So that was a total of 4 days elapsed before someone in Russia tried to hack into my new WordPress admin. Is that normal?

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@gilmae Ahh, good tip. I knew it changed but didn’t think to redirect it. http://t.co/bJ1CEVZPdW is the new one

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@gilmae 301 Redirect added!

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@gilmae WordFence caught it. I’ve since reduced the number of bad attempts needed to trigger lockout.

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RT @canva: Not long now! Here’s a sneak peak of one of our most requested features http://t.co/IK7xaR6XQs #canvaforwork http://t.co/hKWtljI…

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@thomdane Cool. Well, if you’ve got any tips for hardening WP, I’m all ears. 🙂

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@thomdane Awesome. I had done 90% of it, but I still picked up a couple things to add. I might be being overly paranoid. 🙂

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Modernized Space Camp Allows Kids To Simulate Frustration Over Lack Of Funding http://t.co/uwFf5OxHvx via @theonion

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Soylent 2.0: Why Soylent Is Hitting The Bottle http://t.co/OCTbibHfNR – A guy in our office drinks this. I’m fascinated by it.

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RT @ElizaCussen: It’s lucky I don’t judge candidates by their 404 pages cause Jeb Bush’s is pretty great. http://t.co/Gb0miOeUOZ

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@glasnt Lovely dress!

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@randomknits That looks very nice. 🙂

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RT @codepo8: I’m not fat, I’m bold.

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The Return of Favorited Tweets – I made a tiny hack to @whalespine’s excellent Twitter Digest plugin for WP http://t.co/xxCMe0noU0

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What if all the lyrics in “Don’t You Want Me” were that line about working in a cocktail bar? http://t.co/EiKQzfw5kN – HA! Brilliant.

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@trudib73 Me too. I use The Old Reader and it’s perfectly nice, but the community is gone. Still bitter.

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The Companies Trying to Recapture the Original Spirit of the Sharing Economy http://t.co/mvXWg8PapG ANTI-UBER http://t.co/JpNEquCCa8

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@gilmae What was wrong with it?

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@gilmae Ahh, I wondered how you got it fixed so far out of warranty!

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My @canva colleague @anna_guerrero shared her Strawberry Watermelon Cake from @BlackStarCh… http://t.co/UzACOUuCdQ http://t.co/7b5wQTng4I

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Me: Every time I click my Uploads tab, it cracks me up.
@i386: hahaha
+ all the cats
you have to tweet it http://t.co/ALZ6c0CrFU

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Ooh, lovely! I don’t like a lot of crochet, but this is a very cool use of the medium. https://t.co/QroGTIcaSS

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@aimee_maree You’re participating? I thought you’d be there as a mentor!

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@aimee_maree Hmm. Paging @AshleeMcCusker! She’ll know. 🙂

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@developerjack @ijayessbe Ooh, I need to know about WP meetups going forward now that I’m In The WP Club. 😛

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RT @keisanpablo: 5 Ways to Build Your Personal Brand Every Time You Speak by @etiquetteexpert http://t.co/ZY5a9TLWX8 via @Entrepreneur

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@ijayessbe @developerjack I gathered! But I’m going to a @WWCSyd thing. Too many events…

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@gilmae I did, and I started installing Jekyll… but I’ve got 15 years of browser-based blogging workflow. Too much inertia.

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Kicking off The Art of Negotiating at #wwcsyd! http://t.co/VUJDOGi8Nm http://t.co/eD1GSbRcUo

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Here’s @meganwcook earning the parental advisory on her excellent #wwcsyd Negotiation slides! http://t.co/Y0sQ4m1VyA

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RT @mobywhale: Excited about #wwcsyd’s negotiation workshop tonight! Ready to go back to work tomorrow to negotiate for a pay rise 😉

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Why babies in medieval paintings look like ugly old men http://t.co/UxOe32yP57 Homunculus is one of my fave words. http://t.co/y5l0ZHRKgM

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w-g: Long rambling blog post about Girl Geeks and how I finally grew up and learned to embrace the sisterhood. http://t.co/JdIweRPjka

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@virtualwolf Which one, the logo? My friend @4colorcowboy drew it for me many years ago! He’s a very talented illustrator. 🙂

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@bezthomas @TheAmpHour OOH. I better migrate the page to my new site then so the QR code doesn’t break!

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@bezthomas @TheAmpHour Fixed! 🙂 And oh nice, I backed @KnitYak!

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