Pretty sure I just walked past ex-colleague who bullied me for better part of a year. What a crappy start to an otherwise beautiful Friday.

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DAMN STRAIGHT. https://t.co/Kfa7ocoi9D

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@halfwrittentale I did indeed. 🙂

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@aimee_maree Thank you! I think you successfully cancelled out the dark cloud. 🙂

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I HAD THAT EXACT BOOM BOX. Nostalgia just whacked me on the head! @pillowfortcast https://t.co/DelSPcYVi9

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RT @zachkitschke: Our @canva Instagram profile also has lots of color palettes you can try yourself http://t.co/hI19wKS1sE @ViralChat #vira…

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That’s doing my head in… https://t.co/BR4e191kqy

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http://t.co/xyD4ZZneEw – Whoa. Weird. (Be careful shaking your mouse; can cause seizures.) (Not kidding.) #weirdworklinks

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Chef @songkran_man put on an amazing American feast for the @canva Yanks! Happy Independen… http://t.co/rwGIOSnegH http://t.co/2DOBVeMyvU

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Complete with Flag Cake!! #spoiled #happy4thofjuly @canva @canvavibe http://t.co/LIFC7185Vl http://t.co/HV9JOLoBSm

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@jannism But do you say “whiffy” or “why-fie”?

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@catehstn It’s okay, some lovely people cheered me up. I was thinking of writing it up as a blog post to exorcise the demons.

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RT @mikemaccana: JavaScript ProTip: if you die in JavaScript you die in real life.

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What hath God wrought? https://t.co/3O96hsfjnk

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#GrannyHair: Why is everyone dyeing their hair grey? – Telegraph http://t.co/GWSEKTrV9K – Totally called this trend earlier today! @RoseRed…

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@i386 @nicwinton What is carb night? It sounds awesome.

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Best Chicago fabric stores for sewing projects, patterns & more – Bookmarking for next tri… http://t.co/UqnpjehndN http://t.co/gPAKGk189I

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First playlist suggested to me by Apple Music: “Taylor and Friends.” This is acceptable. (@randomknits @knitabulous)

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Hey @mobywhale @dp_lewis – can I trade some @canva stickers tonight for @SydCSS ones? 🙂

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RT @ABSCensus: You can sit with us! Have a totally ‘fetch’ birthday, @lindsaylohan! The Census provides no insights into the number of mean…

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@mobywhale @dp_lewis I’m skipping my knitting group for this! I hope no one will look askance if I knit during the talks. 🙂

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@SydCSS @mobywhale @dp_lewis Hmm. Well, it is an accessible user interface!

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@mobywhale @GRobilliard @OphelieLechat I think we are witnessing the birth of yet another meetup group. 🙂

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@mobywhale @GRobilliard @OphelieLechat Seriously though, you guys are welcome to Thursday night knitting! We meet at Bowling Club at 99 York

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Office Puppy! I’m counting the minutes until he sniffs out the cat dander on EVERYTHING I OWN. https://t.co/xBIWafRUTE

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I agree! I have a new secret cable project percolating myself… 🙂 https://t.co/4vL1wjQlSd

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I had every single one of those thoughts earlier today. (Except I secretly liked tapping on the globules.) https://t.co/SC23EKAxLe

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RT @qrush: I like to pretend tech execs are always talking about how big the sub they ate for lunch was http://t.co/3uWcE8CVZB

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Reading: We need to talk about startups… – Medium – Food for thought. http://t.co/xVO9jpj3lI

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I have @canva stickers, tattoos, & image credits for any frontend devs at #sydCSS who are interested in joining the team! (I’m the knitter.)

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RT @SydCSS: Omg! We have someone at #SydCSS playing Game of Thrones theme! http://t.co/kRUd2zoH3a

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Hey @iamnotyourbroom and I have the same fave Dr. Seuss book! (“If I Ran the Circus”) #sydCSS

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“I did it because it was fun, not because it was practical.” – @iamnotyourbroom with my new life motto. #sydCSS

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Swapped some @canva stickers for #SydCSS robots. My laptop is going to be very happy! http://t.co/GZADKbtIqg http://t.co/ltPkkb8PkJ

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@diversionary @SydCSS @mobywhale @dp_lewis I just put it away. @iamnotyourbroom’s maths distracted me and I made too many mistakes!

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@diversionary @SydCSS @mobywhale @dp_lewis Also, fancy bamboo needles are quiet. 🙂

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@msharp @canva I think making the stickers ginormous was deliberate. 🙂

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Very much enjoying @ijayessbe’s talk at #sydCSS. She’s very entertaining! http://t.co/WygdenLecH

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The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is… BACON. #baconproject #42 @burgerpr… http://t.co/r2rHtobL0j http://t.co/lfJguJ9NMu

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Continuing the Parade of Forgotten Handknits with the Sampler Sweater. http://t.co/sd5btakLJQ http://t.co/sFSF9WTGtj

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American ingenuity. My Dad will be proud. #ricekrispietreats #patriotic #bungeecords http://t.co/DCeqB3KB5f http://t.co/95PT6WICRr

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Progress. (Really looking forward to blocking to straighten up all the wonky stitches!) http://t.co/7oaMVQVu8O http://t.co/7alXWw6x31

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@Alegrya No, no, a vintage vest for the Snook! http://t.co/qBuuLUf4oJ

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Hey @Swatch_AU – I sent email to service dept on Monday but no reply yet. What’s best way to reach them? Looking for replacement band…

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@gilmae @redambition Not auto-federated. The idiots don’t even have an API for pushing into their walled garden. So it was sadly manual.

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Violinist in the tunnel at Central is playing Game of Thrones theme. Never saw so many ppl throwing coins to a busker! (Gave him $1 myself!)

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@gilmae Nah, I click the share link on the post. I rarely go there. (TBH I mostly did it because I was interviewing there.)

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It was brilliant! Carbonara is always a race against the clock. No idea how you did it for 30+ people! https://t.co/R3ypegDIzN

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@kouky Before 9pm?!

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Knitters: a friend in Arizona wants a jumper. Obviously 100% wool is out. Suggestions? Maybe from Knitpicks?

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@drwitty_knitter Doesn’t it droop a lot? I’m also not sure it doesn’t get cold there in the desert. Hm.

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Pressure Cooker Pork Stew with Sweet Potatoes and Prunes – Made this for dinner tonight, and it was glorious. http://t.co/iCcVqiHnqD

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w-g: VP of Gettin’ Things Done. “So how’s the new job going?” asks EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. http://t.co/tdTequDqk8

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Celestial conjunction: Jupiter and Venus prepare to dance among the stars http://t.co/PXtCY5DiL6 I saw them tonight! http://t.co/thAIAz40jU

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Today: Clapotis. (This week is turning into the Greatest Hits of Forgotten Knits.) http://t.co/Tpfti2j30R http://t.co/VR2infjZH7

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CLAPOTIS TWINS!! RT @Alegrya: Clapotis here too @web_goddess http://t.co/SMgQjud460

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@mobywhale @lisaaharrison1 @techwomenaus EXCITED! Can’t wait to listen to it!!

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@webdirections Congrats! Judging by the tweets I saw, it looked like a fantastic event (as usual). 🙂

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Loving that podcast logo designed in @canva too! 😛 https://t.co/kIRfLRTrTF

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@webdirections Oh, the Ideas. I have them. *rubs hands together* 🙂

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@webdirections Absolutely! Just say when.

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From Hipchat: “So apparently Justin Bieber is at a cafe in Surry hills and that’s why there are squealing girls running down our street.”

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@i386 Do you wanna go stalk him? I’m not above that.

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@lisaaharrison1 @mobywhale @techwomenaus Maybe you’ll get featured on @pillowfortcast! One of the hosts is a @GGDSydney member. 🙂

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@conniecodes @pyko @GGDSydney 90% of organising things is just badgering people until they give in to your will. 😀

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This is exciting. SOUS VIDE HERE WE COME! http://t.co/7WysXpDhwA http://t.co/EEOsE57sVC

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Broke out the Rogue Hoodie for the first time in ages. Disinterested cat is disinterested. http://t.co/kY9F7DDu9B http://t.co/3LmTK43xqs

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Hey @SydneyGA – No women available to talk about productivity? Disappointing. You can always contact @GGDSydney for speaker recommendations.

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RT @JonnoSimpson: Control + Command + Spacebar = Emojis on Desktop and TweetDeck 👍🏽😃👊🏽 http://t.co/OfsgbPpEWl

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Very cool! Thanks for the tip, @mmastertheone. https://t.co/hFqX67xemI

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Hey @conniecodes – turns out @pyko still needs speakers for August @GGDSydney… (HINT HINT!) 🙂

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@i386 Rodd just took the test. He’s a Hufflepuff. He’s disgusted with himself.

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Here’s a giant 800-track alt/indie-focused 90’s playlist in chronological order — Medium http://t.co/AetUqYLGj3 http://t.co/yNynTPOTiD

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Overlocking class. Threading this thing is trickier than setting up the Arduino. http://t.co/VzMwqeNs6R http://t.co/POESOdi1b9

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So, I’m not the only woman to despair about institutional sexism in tech http://t.co/hEl1hGWQTp – Kind of a depressing read.

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FINISH ALL THE THINGS! http://t.co/3flGBdg67M http://t.co/2UDi7hfdjq

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@virtualwolf @TheRealBnut Couple people on FB said the same. Obviously I need to overclock my overlocker.

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RT @JosephBananas: RT @TheDiLLon1: Bree of the House Newsome. First of Her Name. Climber of the Pole. Flagslayer. @BreeNewsome http://t.co…

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CrossyRoad’s latest update has KOREAN STUFF? Excellent! http://t.co/FyXKs16XcY

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Activist Bree Newsome Arrested After Daring South Carolina Confederate Flag Removal http://t.co/u06n98RsNJ #FreeBree!

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@lisaaharrison1 @canva Awesome! Can’t wait to see and hear it. 🙂

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Project Couch is shaping up well. http://t.co/q0BtYqc2IO http://t.co/0gwf4YQPRq

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IFTTT Maker Channel – Awesome! I don’t have to roll my own blog-to-tweet service anymore. http://t.co/LUzw3p3NTQ http://t.co/McRPPzvMoA

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Roald Dahl’s The Twits: How do you make a book that smells? | Children’s books | The Guardian – Great idea, but EW! http://t.co/xXcSeVOX75

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New cat bed in front of the heater, yet she chooses to sit… http://t.co/Pin2z2BjIn http://t.co/VuGLvAGTA4

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What’s the deal with translating Seinfeld http://t.co/bs71zgpxvb – Der Suppen-Nazi. HA! http://t.co/IouEGhQisq

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The Welcome Email: Best Examples and How to Write Yours [Worksheet Included] http://t.co/6h3Gh5zSgk

This is relevant to my interests.

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RT @NickOsbaldiston: Saw this job interview advice. Brilliant. http://t.co/rrmpWbQQEG

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Does anyone know of a place in @surry_hills to get a watch battery? Or do I have to trek all the way to Broadway?

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RT @SwiftOnSecurity: You should get an automatic refund if you know a company’s product better than their support people. There should be a…

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Eating Well at Eating World http://t.co/RFq11FXJbC For @the_snook and @toastman… http://t.co/5LYJnQCq7G

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RT @rachelnabors: Remember friends: we are defined–and remembered–by the things we make, not the tools we used. #wdcode

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RT @developerjack: “Hire someone that is different to you! Diversity in tech is a GOOD thing!” Wise words from @nodebotanist at #wdcode ht…

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Tonkatsu ramen with pork belly, mushroom, miso, and garlic oil. So good on a chilly winter… http://t.co/yrJFznH4lR http://t.co/rvzz5DL0b4

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It’s Friday night in Chippendale, and we built a Christmas light! #arduino http://t.co/WIVBqSsu8j http://t.co/Yhu4811bdj

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Remember Harry Potter? He’s back, in play form! http://t.co/vZTBiu9oWa Well, that’s pretty much a guaranteed sellout!

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Finally had to change my blog comment CAPTCHA for the first time in like 10 years. Fricking comment spamming bastards.

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@gilmae FML. The comment spam was a red herring. Just discovered they fucking managed to upload a directory of spam a month ago.

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@gilmae The support team have been raised. Argh. What’s even the point. I hate the Internet.

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@gilmae I am not clicking that. Ever.

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Once again fantastic service from Jimmy at @QHUpdates. Just wish I didn’t have to bother him so much! (I bet he does too.)

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RT @taradefrancisco: LOVE WINS. LOVE WINS. LOVE WINS. Thank you, #SCOTUS. #MarriageEquaility #LGBTQ #LGBTQ I am so glad to live through thi…

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RT @SusanSchorn: Me: Sits back and waits for the wedding invites to pour in.

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RT @ravelry: We put the Pride flag up a day early because YAY ❤️ 👬 👭 ❤️ http://t.co/CzmZe9ZRJs

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RT @WhiteHouse: #LoveWins. http://t.co/s5aiwIsFz8

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RT @pmdfoster: The rationale behind today’s #gaymarriage #supremecourt decision …as advanced by Thomas Jefferson. http://t.co/YPce6gws7C

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Inside the $499 aluminum NES that’s crafted like a Leica | The Verge http://t.co/ppGPUo11jh – WANT. http://t.co/6u4Bbm6Pyh

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RT @sandimac: New data shows only 25% of speakers at tech events are women https://t.co/0vsUCaueRr http://t.co/RHJn6xHN62

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Interesting. Only 6 attendees out of 70 at FashHack had ever been to a hackathon before. Was it the high ticket cost? http://t.co/xbUCplSz1y

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RT @keisanpablo: 12 Things You Can Do Starting Today to Be a Better Leader by @murraynewlands http://t.co/HlvKo90ftK via @Entrepreneur

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Need to come up with a title for business cards. Ideas? Engagement Mastermind. Strategy Executor. Getter of Things Done. Startup Imperator?

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Today’s @canva lunch: Beef Rendang with salad. Very filling! https://t.co/j9N9TPjijK

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Fave 5 Cafés In Surry Hills http://t.co/TNkwiDoZ4z Eep! Only been to one of them so far… http://t.co/aZFLorAKDV

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RT @jezfletcher: @web_goddess VP of Keepin’ It Real. // LOVE IT. What do you think @cliffobrecht @MelanieCanva? 😀

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@VenessaHunt Haha – can’t believe I didn’t think of that myself!

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Join me in @Android’s global #andproud parade. Androidify yourself and celebrate #Pride https://t.co/w82skys3I8

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Auto backups for apps sounds pretty sweet. Setting up my new iPhone was painful… #gdgsydney http://t.co/9M9QFW1kAK

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With Android M, you can change the status bar to light colour & icons go dark. I’m picturing @canva aqua! #gdgsydney http://t.co/jEHwd3Gxrb

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Since launch of Chromecast, there have been 1.5 billion clicks on the “cast” button: 40% Android, 40% iOS, 20% Chrome. #gdgsydney

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@mootpointer I had something wrong and Genius suggested I manually restore each app in case backup was corrupt. But well noted. 🙂

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@randomknits Awww. (Also, that’s my new favourite hashtag.)

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14+ years later, and it’s still the same routine every single morning. http://t.co/f6mg5ohuzY @the_snook

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Microserfs is 20?! Reflecting on startup life and whether there’s a Computer Age canon. http://t.co/JQzUglZReD http://t.co/95aQPiqd6G

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RT @adwrighty: ‘Serial’ looking to cash in on an impressive 90million downloads! http://t.co/zt2sDFtkPg

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What Is Australian Brekkie? – Bon Appétit http://t.co/dQhi4yDJvU This article is SO WRONG. Brekkie greens? Porridge-like bread? Kimchi?!

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This week on Facebook I learned there’s no point arguing gun control with someone so fake tanned she looks like an Oompa-Loompa. #fml

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And that ultimately, the “Turn off notifications” button on a post is the only thing keeping my head from exploding.

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My fave part was when she said that people commit suicide with cars & those aren’t regulated. “Uh, yes they are. That’s what the BMV does.”

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@drkknits Crossing my fingers for you! Have a great trip.

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@frankarr You mean they get API access AND a power bank? Nice! 🙂

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How To Marry The Right Girl: A Mathematical Solution – I’m going to use to choose a builder! http://t.co/vAqORJxxBe http://t.co/K06ThUEZK4

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@frankarr I’d love one! 🙂

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@virtualwolf She babbled that criminals would always get guns (so laws are useless). Me: People get heroin, so no point to drug laws either?

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@virtualwolf GAHH. I need to let go otherwise this idiot is going to ruin my day.

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Do The Simple Thing First: The Engineering Behind Instagram http://t.co/MRXic4jTDa

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I just backed KnitYak: Custom mathematical knit scarves on @Kickstarter http://t.co/ze2xHv8QlY Thanks @TheRealBnut for the tip!

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Exclusive: Tim Cook says lack of diversity in tech is ‘our fault’ http://t.co/G4cDYBPTUi

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Whipped up a quick design in @Canva for @the_snook, who wanted it to share at work: https://t.co/1KXPaIzyya

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@StringStory What an asshole. 🙁

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@johnlorimer @Canva Woohoo! That’s what we like to hear. 🙂

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RT @Tim_O_Brien: Just processed latest @NASANewHorizons image of Pluto’s moon Charon…that’s no moon 😉 https://t.co/knwmrZr4Fo http://t.c…

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Today I learned Kiwi phrase “smoking a mango.” I’m disappointed I’ve never heard @drwitty_knitter or @Kat13v use it! (Thanks @poppiepack!)

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@TheRealBnut That’s it! @poppiepack used it to mean “Are you high/crazy?” I feel like there should be a Tumblr called Smoking Mangoes.

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RT @DeveloperSteve: Amazing turnout for #wdcode, @johnallsopp and the @webdirections team did an awesome job http://t.co/wSS6zHfdHE

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Geo for Bootstrap, a Timeless Theme – It’s 1996 and I LOVE IT. (Thanks @SamuelKillin.) http://t.co/VZT7U4zKWB http://t.co/qscnMg1kvr

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@mobywhale Congrats. 🙂

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