Good grief. I am *still* getting spammed by recruiters on LinkedIn for PHP jobs despite not having done that role for nearly 5 years.

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Having a little red wine to lubricate my voice before @suzyhausfrau’s podcast recording…

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@drwitty_knitter I just noticed the Twitter name change. 🙂 Niiiiiice…

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RT @jpoh: On Disembodied Fingers and the iPhone 5s http://t.co/gTjLJc7XDZ

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RT @DavidJCMorris: A fresh approach to retrospectives from @ellengott: The 4L’s Technique http://t.co/i6HziX6OYc #agile #scrum

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@lemon_lime I didn’t realise! I should have reminded you. Sorry…

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@Orange_Swan Hug-Me-Tight? My first thought was: BANDOLIER.

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@imdominating @JustShireen “Powdered”? Weird.

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@aunty_toots Niiiiiice.

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@mudsurfer Huh. In burgers I couldn’t tell the difference from beef!

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First pavlova of Spring, courtesy of our neighbour Marlene. It was delicious! http://t.co/cYym8oj0NH

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@gilmae Because – pretty. That’s about it. But it’s just a whim; I don’t think I will. My existing phone meets my needs.

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@drkknits @randomknits The lodge doesn’t have them, but I believe @knitabulous is bringing plastic ones for the party…

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Interesting. Just found out one of my Sydney followers (who I haven’t met, I don’t think) is cheating with a friend of a friend’s partner.

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Not calling anyone out specifically, but if you’re being a dirty dog… You should know that People Know. And They Are Watching You.

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Not that I condone slut-shaming, mind you. Get your freak on, I say. Just don’t be sneaky and hurt other people when you do.

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@ChrissieM It’s all a bit tawdry, isn’t it?

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@supercres Awww, but 14yo girls need pictures of non-threatening boys! And there’s no “Sassy” around anymore.

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Running late to Guild! In a cab now… (And I have 4kg of candy.) cc @ClareLouise1308 @aunty_toots @SallyPompom

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Adventures in paleo: camel burgers! (Found them at our normal Coles in the game section, if you can believe it.) Tasty.

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Running quite a bit late to Amanda Palmer concert… Still just the openers, right?

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Drinking beer out of a can and sitting on the floor like a damn STUDENT. (at @Enmore_Theatre for Amanda Palmer an…) http://t.co/vzVPIkxHjM

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She’s got Honi Soit students talking about the vulva cover. Quoth the Snook: “Kids are awesome.” http://t.co/5K13PP06UW

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“Go forth and bravely fight Tony Abbott.” – Amanda Fucking Palmer. Hells yeah.

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F*ck yeah, science! @ Enmore Theatre http://t.co/VT6dstEt0n

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Old people hiding in the back… @ Enmore Theatre http://t.co/mtCbpHNwon

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It doesn’t matter if you want it back, you’ve given it away. You’ve given it away. (She played my favourite song.)

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Amanda covered Smells Like Teen Spirit. It RULED. Only marred by the fact that half the audience thinks of it as an “oldie.”

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@miahorri You’ve been hacked. Just sent me a dodgy DM.

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@Ezzles You still all right for housesitting in one fortnight? That really snuck up on me!!!

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@randomknits @Gidgetknits WHAT? WHERE?!

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@venks79 I’m annoyed they showed it next to a dumb-looking woman. Maybe I should send them an e-note to complain. 🙂

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@Ezzles Wonderful. I’ll email you!

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@drkknits My office is a place where Fridays usually end with beer. I am powerless.

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RT @davidwalliams: Here is a picture of me as the great @roald_dahl ‘s BFG. Happy #RoaldDahlDay x http://t.co/zq8DSIhzSu

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RT @likeomg: Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, part infinity. http://t.co/Xv6nUV9Odo

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@mrs_sockvictim It was yesterday. I did a radio interview. You are out of the loop!

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I used to think Russell Brand was an idiot. Nowadays I think he’s absolutely brilliant. http://t.co/92mUEGTBd3

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@Gidgetknits Nope. Just read a few things by him in the past 6 months and realised he’s actually really intelligent and funny!

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@miahorri I think you’ve been hacked!

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@drkknits Mine tonight will probably cost just slightly more than Petey’s visit Tuesday. Stupid silly cat. 🙂

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If I were still able to run, I’d be putting Katy Perry’s “Roar” on a running playlist RIGHT NOW.

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Just picked up another lovely door prize for @KnitGuildNSW Camp from @Morriswool. Thanks Albert and team!

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@esmewatson Is it meant to be the Deathly Hallows?

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@suzyhausfrau Lucky for you, @SallyPompom and I never turn down a chance to be famous. Not sure about @ClareLouise1308 though…

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@knitterjp @smark31 Let’s see the shoes!

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Katherine always makes me look way more stylish than I actually am. @ Travis George Hair Lounge http://t.co/1bXOzTAlLF

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Dietary requirements submitted for @KnitGuildNSW Camp. This train is rolling on without stopping! 7 days left!

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Must go to bed and get some sleep before my RADIO INTERVIEW tomorrow morning. *clears throat*

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@mikeefreedom I didn’t know about it til yesterday afternoon. It’s Roald Dahl’s birthday, so they want to talk about the celebrations.

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Um, NIKE make Liberty print sneakers. Did we know this? http://t.co/P1VwxBRlDh #liberty #insanity

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My radio interview with http://t.co/c7OsIPUxK1 will be airing around 10:40am Sydney time if you want to listen live! Happy Roald Dahl Day!

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@catehstn Are you back at work? Feeling better?

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@BCain Oh, the limitations of a hashtag. I was talking about Liberty (as in, the English textile company) FABRIC. Ha!

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@catehstn Great! Supposedly being aired in about 40 minutes. 🙂

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@catehstn Do you know if any of the photos from gWiT have been published? Wondering if there’s one of us I can use for office newsletter.

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@catehstn Roald Dahl Day. 🙂 I run http://t.co/OAcaIg1chj. They just wanted to chat about the celebrations, his popularity, etc

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@witty_knitter Haha, I wasn’t fishing for more accolades! 😛

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@supercres “No-sim” version showing on US Apple store. Just can’t order yet.

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Just picked up 8kg of candy from @stickylollies in the Rocks. That’s a lot of candy.

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Learning about bigquery at gWiT summit. Very cool. #internetofthings

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Excited to hear from @me_gardiner and @adainitiative at gWiT. (Is she using a Chromebook?)

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Second mention of TitShare at gWiT. Good to know I’m not the only one who was appalled (and embarrassed it was Aussies).

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Google really do give the best swag at their conferences. #respect http://t.co/V3tPAG3DSY

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@amygdala Haha, that was you! I never recognise people from their Twitter names/avatars. Yes, lovely to meet you. But where was @catehstn?

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@amygdala That was @SerriLaw, by the way. 🙂

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@catehstn @amygdala Ack, that sucks! Sorry to hear it. You were missed.

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@SerriLaw Haha, I told it in the context of realising that I’m suddenly the old one on the team. And where are MY role models?

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@SerriLaw We met a girl from your program, by the way! Julia, I think? Tiny Asian girl. She said you rocked your preso today. 🙂

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@kcm74 Did your FB get hacked? You just posted a really random looking link.

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Breakfast with some of the Sitbackers
– PK’s photo http://t.co/RAhvFHDlMm

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Worried. The Snook is taking Petey to the vet. We thought he was faking; now it seems like he’s not. Poor little guy. 🙁

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Said @knitterjp this morning: “Look what you made me do!” #liberty #everwhere http://t.co/nHZGi5vknf

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@suzyhausfrau Oh no! Do you need to stay home? Yikes! cc @ClareLouise1308

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@Nat_Sutton @knitterjp If there’s three of us, then it’s pretty much a club. The Mi9 Liberty Vans Club.

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@SerriLaw I used to think I was iObsessed. But you’re an even bigger Apple tragic!! 🙂

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RT @jchyip: To my daughter’s high school programming teacher https://t.co/5LTZBkXae0

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@drkknits @Yarna_ @knitterjp Hm. The only way to compete would be to get the damn Liberty fedora. But then I wouldn’t respect myself.

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@jannism Rodd and I hadn’t seen it until very recently. And now I am completely addicted.

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@drkknits @witty_knitter @Yarna_ @knitterjp Hm. No, it was Sportscraft. Not showing on their site now though. Maybe it sold out? *shudder*

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@witty_knitter @drkknits @Yarna_ @knitterjp I am sensing some potential for WARDROBE THEMING at Guild Camp here…

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@witty_knitter @drkknits @Yarna_ @knitterjp Alas, she’s not coming. And neither is JP. SO WE’LL BE THE LIBERTY QUEENS OF CAMP.

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86 people coming to Camp, only 5 of which didn’t have email addresses. Impressed! (There were also 5 Anne’s & 5 Kate’s. That’s just weird.)

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@witty_knitter Not counting retailers and the masseuse. We’ll be close to 100 people on Saturday!

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@witty_knitter Your teacher information email is coming very shortly, by the way. @SandraHW already got her Guest version today…

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@RoseRed_Shoes Heh. “Roaming” masseuse giving 5 minute massages all day Saturday. That’s a surprise though. Shhhh.

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@RoseRed_Shoes I don’t actually know if it’s a “strapping young man.” That’s what I asked for, anyway.

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@RoseRed_Shoes Teacher email coming through to you right…. now.

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Happy to report Petey is back from vet and on the mend. What a funny. http://t.co/UxZppd4zF7

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@catehstn Looking forward to tomorrow!

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@randomknits I think the US cost is with contract. Nobody there buys phones outright, or very seldom.

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@trudib73 @witty_knitter Heh. I’m the worst secret keeper in the world. I’ve told everybody!

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Hm. Assuming I can find one in stock, if I buy an iPhone 5c in the US next month, I’ll save ~$170.

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RT @webblastsyd: WebBlast is on again on the 19th of September. Get your ticket here: http://t.co/9aGOSd8hfx // Even though I can’t go. 🙁

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@witty_knitter @trudib73 Not really. But it would have been a fun surprise. 🙂

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@webblastsyd Definitely!

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Appreciative email from @KnitGuildNSW Camp attendee. *sniff* That was nice.

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@witty_knitter @redambition My grandad has a crappy Linux tablet he Skypes me on. It’s great, except he can’t work out time difference. 🙂

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@suzyhausfrau How you feelin’? I’m sorry to hassle, but I need your rego details ASAP so I can give final meal numbers to The Tops.

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Anybody know where I could find 100 cellophane bags for party favours in the CBD?

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@twalve Great tip, thanks! AND HEY, welcome aboard! I didn’t realise when I saw you Friday you weren’t just stopping by… 🙂

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@knitterjp Wow. All those ENDS! I am in awe.

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Putting together final Camp information packet. *yawn* Only 11 more days….

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Thinking all good thoughts in the world for my sister @carbolicious and BIL @carbocommander as their 3rd child arrives in a few hours!!

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Congrats to @carbolicious and @carbolicious on the birth of Cali Sue! Tell her Aunt Kris can’t wait to meet her in 4 weeks. 🙂

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That play “could be the dagger”? It was the dagger. Let’s be realistic.

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I appear to have lost Internet. Crap.

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@mrembach Good tip! I found it! 🙂

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As an American-Australian, it feels a little weird to vote at a church. (@ St Barnabas Church Broadway) [pic]: http://t.co/TqH27B819M

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Massive queue to vote at Barney’s, by the way. Never had that problem when the polling was at Notre Dame across the street.

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Should have taken a How to Vote card to use as a hat.

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A lady in the voting queue asked me where I got my awesome shirt. “I MADE IT!” http://t.co/6dZeGJS3OR

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RT @miss_raej: Ladies: Don’t forget to set your clock back 60 years tonight when Abbott wins. #auspoll #ausvotes

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Inclination to vote below the line disappeared after 15min wait in hot sun.

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Snook and I agreed we would’ve been more inclined to vote for the Bullet Train for Australia Party if it had been called “Fuck Yeah Trains!”

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Also, the Stable Population Party should’ve been called “People Are the Worst.” Amirite, @drkknits?

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Waiting for the @9NewsAUS election live stream to start on Jump-in! via @jump_in

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Have now entered the phase of Camp prep that involves me, @ClareLouise1308, and @SallyPompom running into each other like the 3 Stooges.

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Mantra: Nobody’s perfect. We’re doing our best. It’s just a weekend away. It’s not the end of the world.

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@suzyhausfrau Aww, don’t favourite that one! It’ll be awesome, I promise. 🙂

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@suzyhausfrau Incidentally, I don’t have any rego details for you! Need your contact details and what workshops you want to attend…

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@suzyhausfrau Yipes! No worries then. Hope you get better soon. 🙂

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@witty_knitter @SallyPompom @ClareLouise1308 I know you’re joking, but you’re also killing me a little bit. 🙂

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@mpesce The Snook is worried that since we’re going on holiday, he’ll miss delivery of the free chain to lock me in the kitchen.

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@drkknits Is it a SURFACE? #microsoftrules #indoctrinated

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I bought some lovely earrings today at Sew Make Create! #peacocks @ Sew Make Create http://t.co/VYT3WxxOF5

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Inspired by zenasmithwhite: my own sad election night selfie. Very sad, indeed. http://t.co/J992IEp2hr

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