@1funkyknitwit What time should I expect you, O Divine Funky One?

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Paper Dolls finished! World’s fastest, bodgiest zipper installed with 20min to spare… http://t.co/4YjoHAOE

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All the best parties have BUNTING. http://t.co/Y0plgaWX

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It’s @knitterjp and the Amazing Purple Blanket! http://t.co/oIYuhXna

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RT @randomknits: Baby shower layer cake! http://t.co/cr1vzjmL // 6 layers of purple cake, and I ate it. #sugarcoma

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@astroboysoup Nah, tho most of these folks are in it. This is just @knitterjp’s baby shower. 🙂

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Most people picked my baby photo at the shower pretty easily… http://t.co/krtWeez9

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ROBOT QUILT!! I LOVE THE ROBOT QUILT! (Zena made it.) http://t.co/4FUwr1MN

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I have been in a cake coma all evening. Nothing got done. “SNOOKUMS, THE CAKE MADE ME SAD. WHY DOES IT HURT MY BELLY?” He is unsympathetic.

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RT @flipgaming: These Are The 40 Most Powerful People In Video Games http://t.co/ojxWStfa // One woman. ONE. *sigh*

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@shanea Did I mention my brother-in-law worked on that? My only Hollywood connection.

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RT @thekitchn: Small Cool Kitchens 2012 – open for entry! Enter your little kitchen for a chance to win… http://t.co/757K3pBh

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I really hope @kunaal84 is hungry for some banana pudding today, as I have heaps left over…

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@RoseRed_Shoes @knitterjp @mrs_sockvictim Ah, we were there on Thursday night. Doing some feline-related IKEA hacking right now!

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@kristinrohan Thank you! Just rang them for a quote. 🙂

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Finally – the kitchen is DONE! Before: http://t.co/evYntf1P Concept: http://t.co/PxKKWo7o Finished: http://t.co/Z9LlTpTE

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@Alegrya It’s happened so slowly it’s hard to remember what a big transformation it is! But yes, very happy in the end. 🙂

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It’s really happening, @RoseRed_Shoes. Components are ready to be assembled in the morning! http://t.co/YCcnIFBK

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Testing it out before Mom’s visit! Japchae and mandu to start… (@ Paju BBQ Korean Restaurant) [pic]: http://t.co/GNDtAEWu

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Dolsot bibimbap FTW. I wish you could hear the sound it makes! @ Paju BBQ Korean Restaurant http://t.co/8IOi7Wvb

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Good ol’ fashioned American banana pudding chilling in the fridge. Man, it tastes REALLY sweet. Has Australia changed my taste buds?

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@3rd_Gen_ Yeah, that’s a good way to look at it. I’ve still got three, which is more than a lot of folks. I need to call them more. 🙂

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Email from student: “I’m writing a paper on Dahl’s contribution to children’s lit. Can you spell it all out for me? And it’s due in 2 days.”

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@witty_knitter I told her I wrote one on the same topic in uni, and it took a lot longer than 2 days and no, I wouldn’t send it to her. 🙂

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@witty_knitter @zephyrama @handmethepanda Did I mention it was from a YEAR 12 STUDENT? *rolls eyes* The mind boggles.

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Hm. Will have to make a trip to Lincraft on the way home for a ZIPPER if I’m going to wear my cardigan to a CERTAIN SOCIAL EVENT on Sunday.

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@Soma377 DONKEGIN. Did we discuss how effed up it is that I live, you know, where that movie was from? Except not, really.

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@RoseRed_Shoes @knitterjp Seriously. I got tired last week replacing like 350ml of blood. A whole person? I don’t know how you’re conscious.

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@drkknits They sell all kinds of crap I wouldn’t wear. 😛

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@drkknits Lucky for you, I can chalk this whole button-mania up to some sort of VIRAL INDUCED DELIRIUM.

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@drkknits I mean, am I also wearing a small triangle shawl in this fantasy of yours? Because that ain’t happening either, sister!

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Three cheers for hand-knit cardigans with zippers! (Suck it @drkknits.) http://t.co/KsOiYiWy

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Hey @andrewvalder, your Twitter has been hacked. You just sent me the “terrible rumors” DM. Change your password!

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@mrs_sockvictim No way. Ain’t delicate. It’s all TWEEDY!

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This has been kind of a crap week. Kinda hoping it’s gonna balance out soon. (Beer helps.)

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@Opheli8 IT’S DONE! Need to do a final documentation this weekend. So that’s a good thing, definitely. 🙂

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@RoseRed_Shoes @mrs_sockvictim They’re not dolls. They’re badass SKELETONS.

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RT @DanielleWarby: REALLY interesting look at sports sponsorship: Sarah Robles (@roblympian), USA’s Strongest Woman & Body Image Act …

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Can anybody in the Inner West recommend a good carpet cleaner? Otherwise I’m gonna pick one totally at random…

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