RT @craft: WiFi-inspired Sampler: Tumblr user izacless shared this cleverly contemporary take on the traditional sampler… http://t.co/0H5…

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@Illdrinn I’m in the Midwest right now… and that doesn’t shock me. Jesus wants you to eat STARCH ON TOP OF STARCH, dammit!

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@auspost No number. It was simply sent via normal post. 🙁

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Breakfast, Amish style. (@ Das Dutchman @Essenhaus) [pic]: http://t.co/RFBhnatpSE

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400 Zyrtec = $16 in the US. I would have probably paid $300+ for it in Oz. WTF. http://t.co/6ckPChPWxH

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I’m told that Google Syd office is installing purchased monorail cars today (as meeting rooms). I’m 50% jealousy, 50% MASSIVE EYE ROLL.

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DMing hipster confessions with @imdominating. I bought skinny jeans yesterday. At Old Navy, no less. *hangs head in shame*

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@imdominating I was THISCLOSE to buying a hot pink plastic Casio digital watch this morning.

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The view that computers are technology but sewing isn’t is a sexist stitch-up http://t.co/OVMeUZW7C9

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Thanks to 20min flight delay, I get one more bit of Midwest nostalgia – CHILI’S! (@ Chili’s Too – @hmshost) http://t.co/6tQlxr5LuO

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@knitterjp @randomknits @drkknits I threw out my mascara before our trip in case it was infected with conjunctivitis. So I need that. 🙂

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@knitdra @drkknits @randomknits @knitterjp I don’t paint my nails though. No patience for that.

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@Helen__H Okay, crazy coincidence: I’ll be in SF from Tuesday night!

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Only 36 hours left in Indiana. Time for a pilgrimage to South Bend…

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Lunch with Mom! (@ Macri’s Italian Bakery) [pic]: http://t.co/dEFkwwCNuO

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@drkknits I didn’t actually go – too much work! But if I see one, I’ll get some. 🙂

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I ordered the Special Dinner at local Mexican place. This is what they brought. Both plates. BLEURGGHHHH. http://t.co/KoVSRFCnZt

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@randomknits @auspost I ordered something from Victoria two months ago. Never arrived.

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RT @hollijwallace: On average, nine women are murdered each week by a gun used by their intimate partner. #StopThe9 #standwithwomen

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This ND game is giving me a heart attack.

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So I have located only Sephora in 40 mile radius. I know it’s a Thing. What should I look for there? (cc @drkknits @randomknits @knitterjp)

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I’m watching Jamie Durie on US TV, and he’s putting on the most annoying OI CRIKEY OCKER accent I’ve ever heard. What a tool.

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My Grandma won Grand Champion for her flowers at Corn School! http://t.co/nFzEClEKOv

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