@imdominating @Lackadazy Vagina knitting is the new sock monkeys. In that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS SENDING IT TO ME OVER AND OVER. 🙂

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@randomknits @KTunravels @ImagiNERDtive My tee fury shirts have been better quality than Threadless!

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This is basically the Best Thing Ever. http://t.co/wjB7Lvz97p

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Watching 30 Rock and just realised its a pretty good analogy for my job. I’m basically Liz Lemon!

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@sebastianparis @knitterjp @talclark I NEED a Jack! That’s what’s missing. I got plenty of everybody else. 🙂

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@sebastianparis @knitterjp @talclark Excellent. I’m going to start calling my team NERDS! more often.

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Ah, Australia. Just discovered this fella by our mailbox. I shall call him Barry. #notfood #notaselfie http://t.co/PmTnxxJ1hG

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@drkknits @randomknits I was more horrified by the cat puke that greeted me at the doorway as I came back in.

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In happier news, I am steaming away on Orkney once more. STEEK AHEAD. HERE BE DRAGONS. http://t.co/GFzFaqWLEK

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@drkknits @randomknits More to do with a greedy cat bolting her dinner and chucking it up when her routine was disturbed. #sheldoncat

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The only thing worse than 15 people sending me graffiti knitting links is 15 people sending me vagina knitting links. STOP IT I BEG YOU.

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The best part of receiving INSANE feedback for your site is googling sender and discovering they’re a “self-employed affiliate marketer”.

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@gregmcintyre It’s even better when their YouTube channel is full of lame videos of them playing the guitar alone!

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@drwitty_knitter @mrbenjaminlaw I LOVE IT!

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@NessNomster It would be 25th-30th. But I think I’ve got somebody, so don’t worry! Thank you anyway. 🙂

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@drkknits @drwitty_knitter @mrbenjaminlaw The next time I give you a knitted gift, I’m going to gesture to my crotch and wink.

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.@tobysestate Can you PLEASE include opening hours for your Signature Cafes? It’s like the #1 thing people go to the site for.

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@tobysestate OH WAIT! Sorry. Just discovered you can click on image and go to info. I was trying to click on text. Confusing, but it’s there

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@tobysestate I was using Cafe Finder. It’s not as obvious there, in my defense. 🙂

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@imdominating Cordy gets bonus 90s points for being ten years older than everyone else, much like Andrea on 90210.

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A bit last minute I know, but is anyone available for a spot of cat/house-sitting over Christmas? Pinging @Ezzles @NessNomster etc…

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CHRISTMAS BUS. SCORE!! http://t.co/y3BwIBexJA

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My friend Sam described my FB feed as “just selfies and food!” Well, yeah. What else is FB for?

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@randomknits Drink? I’m having a tawny port. Because I’m classy while I’m watching my American Pickers.

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