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Month: December 2017

  • The knitting would go faster if I wasn’t completely mesmerised by it. 👏 to @norahgn 🦌

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Just got asked to give a short “elevator pitch” for my Campsite talk, and I really can’t put it any better than @mike_s_airey did back in September at #dddperth. https://t.co/lHYtKsahq5

    @NodeGirlsSydney @Mandy_Kerr @the_patima @JakeGinnivan @amykate_94 @silky098 @ticidesign @ReenaRajani @WWCSyd @RailsGirls_SYD I’ll send you an email!

    RT @queenslandfplab: QFPL is coming to Sydney to run Functional Programming courses.

    https://t.co/0roVVSE3Wc

    @fbz YOU KNITTED IT? Amazing! 😍

    @fbz Lovely, and well done! I’m cranking through an epic Aran handknit right now.

    Bee-yoncé in the house! 🐝 #googleparty2017 https://t.co/iPSrwTuU8M https://t.co/Vbil9hAhL9

    Stepping up to the crease… Aussie cricket legend David Baboon! #googleparty2017 https://t.co/crEHOkxJTS https://t.co/dOJ4Qse5OL

    @pwcc And I forgot to put goddamn hot sauce in my bag.

    As usual, we probably went too high-concept with our Christmas party costumes. The theme was “Celebrity Safari,” and we appear to be the only ones who went for the Bojack-style celeb-animal puns. https://t.co/4bGtSN6J52

    My FAVOURITE costume of the night was THIS GUY, and every time he walked past me I yelled out “HEY SETH ROGEN!” and he totally hated me. https://t.co/v2Zp6CjKFG

    Deppophobia: the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, creepy Johnny Depp is watching you. https://t.co/6l3uwY0lfp https://t.co/rYXhFSO88Y

    @boundvariable This is your curse, to recognise fonts everywhere. Mine is knitting patterns.

    RT @MichelePlayfair: And, it’s a wrap!! Great two days for @Xero product peeps with @jeffpatton -big thanks to @LauraCardinalAu and @yow_co…

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    Bee-yoncé in the house! 🐝 #googleparty2017

    Stepping up to the crease… Aussie cricket legend David Baboon! #googleparty2017

    As usual, we probably went too high-concept with our Christmas party costumes. The theme was “Celebrity Safari,” and we appear to be the only ones who went for the Bojack-style celeb-animal puns.

    My FAVOURITE costume of the night was THIS GUY, and every time he walked past me I yelled out “HEY SETH ROGEN!” and he totally hated me.

    Deppophobia: the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, creepy Johnny Depp is watching you.

    Celebrity encounters at Madame Tussauds. 😂 @ Madame Tussauds Sydney

  • Deppophobia: the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, creepy Johnny Depp is watching you.

  • Stepping up to the crease… Aussie cricket legend David Baboon! #googleparty2017

  • Bee-yoncé in the house! 🐝 #googleparty2017

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @sammy_lee12 Oh Sammy, I had no idea. I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Thinking of you and sending healing vibes.

    @clepetit Hygiene products?!

    @james_zaki 😂 I have no doubt.

    RT @battlepanda_au: To all my #developer friends. @web_goddess at @DDDPerth 2017.
    Enjoy!
    The Campsite Rule
    https://t.co/HQShU2IlHE

    RT @argumatronic: i guess if dudes think women shouldn’t want pink computer gear because you should only care about how interesting coding…

    Unfortunately, yes. 🙄 https://t.co/A2GDhDH4hF

    RT @ReBeccaOrg: To pink or not to pink… is not a question.

    For girls and women compulsory femininity is absolutely a thing and should be r…

    @stibbons So many people recommended the book to me, so then I read it, and then I judged them for thinking I’d like it.

    RT @mattkocaj: I’m back on the market folks. DM me if you need a dev/lead/architect/agile coach/devops guru/ruthless pragmatist on your tea…

    TFW your lunch looks too pretty to eat… almost. 😉 https://t.co/PY9UMvns7N https://t.co/WWJMSXN6FN

    @carnivorous8008 Jamon, peaches, rocket. Sooooo nice!

    RT @carnivorous8008: Me: I should do something fun and edifying tonight, like one of the things I want to do!
    Also me: Twitter is so many l…

    @virtualwolf I think that’s the first time I’ve ever eaten pipis, and now I’m FULL of ’em!

    @aurynn I’ve been saving it for Christmas! (Seriously.)

    RT @DocOnDev: Be the worst player
    on the best team
    that will still
    accept you.

    – @smamol #yow17

    Holy crap @taminap is in the Guardian!! @indigitek @IndigenousX https://t.co/V5QgRNX5OA

    RT @Gaohmee: Hey Melbourne friends:

    I’m looking for 6 playtesters to come into our office next week Friday for the first ever early playte…

    Josie and the Pussycats just kicked the shit out of a would-be rapist while singing a song from RENT and I can’t believe I waited this long to catch up on this show. 👏

    @jkriggins Riverdale on Netflix! It’s ridiculous but so good. 😂

    YESSSSS AWESOME GO @GeoffreyHuntley! https://t.co/DqEQjw86rw

    @glenntstephens Sorry – it’s been out for a while now! And not critical to the plot.

    @jkriggins The Archie connection is superfluous, really. It’s more like Gossip Girl + The OC + Veronica Mars with a veneer of Archie.

    Last month I unsubbed from ND’s fundraising emails (during debacle over policy changes to the uni health plan). And yet I still continue to get fundraising emails, some of which don’t even have an unsubscribe link. Time to get politely objectionable…

    RT @NodeGirlsBri: Check out this awesome workshop that gives under-represented groups the skills to write & submit talk proposals 👉 https:/…

    Nothing scheduled for Sydney or Perth yet. I’m happy to organise one for Sydney. (Anybody want to help?) Any Perth folks interested? @Mandy_Kerr @the_patima @JakeGinnivan @amykate_94 https://t.co/zXlRuhURBp

    @threequal Awesome. Just DMed my email address to you. Let’s do this!

    Adapted Austen. This thread is GENIUS. https://t.co/dXwQHBQr8R

    @Mandy_Kerr @the_patima @JakeGinnivan @amykate_94 @fendersperth The Global CFP people apparently provide some materials as well. You guys should totally run one! I’m working with @threequal on the Sydney one now. 🙂

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    TFW your lunch looks too pretty to eat… almost. 😉

    Interesting. Last month I unsubscribed from ND’s fundraising emails (during the whole debacle over their policy changes to the university health plan). And yet I still continue to get fundraising emails, some of which don’t even have an unsubscribe link. Time to get politely objectionable…

  • TFW your lunch looks too pretty to eat… almost. 😉

  • Shared today on Twitter

    The search for the perfect red lippie continues. This one might be a contender! @katvondbeauty https://t.co/pkzEksWkUh https://t.co/aNVZeCE0S7

    Myer Sydney has the Women of NASA Lego set!! Thanks @unlikelylibrary for the tip! @mmastertheone https://t.co/zImUaSsHuR

    The @GGDSydney women are causing a run on this set, so don’t delay if you want one! Plus right now 20% off when you buy 2 Lego sets. 😂 https://t.co/D9FdyjbdSN

    @stufromoz @unlikelylibrary @mmastertheone Nah, there’s still plenty!

    @ahuijsen That’s awesome! I’m thrilled for you. 👏

    @voltagex Yep. You should read Neil Gaiman’s recent Norse Mythology book. Very good!

    RT @emilywithcurls: if ur a software engineer doing squats that would be considered back end development

    Oh thank goodness. Not everything is terrible. 👏 Well done Alabama! (That was way too close.) https://t.co/FlQSdRQ00h

    @200ok Bah. No Wonder Woman. 😕

    @slyall Oh phew! I thought I was bringing up the rear. 🙂

    @teknetia @AshKyd If it’s easier, I wrote a script that creates an iCal feed with all the tech meetups for each city (Sydney/Melb/Bris/Perth/Hobart). Updated once each day: https://t.co/lnTHoLDgAW

    RT @MichelePlayfair: If you ever wondered what community builders look like, here’s a couple of awesome examples. I am lucky to work with t…

    I finally started watching Riverdale series 2 today, which should make @HANSwerThePhone and @saberkite very happy… #bughead4eva

    @JM77 Aren’t those just it’s normal decorations? 😂

    RT @LJKenward: I was consumed with announcing https://t.co/k0O6HTm37S last night but big shout to @LukeMesiti for nailing his 1st radio int…

    RT @alexwitze: NASA now has a screaming-eagle-with-telescopes-and-rockets graphic. #AGU17 cc @gbrumfiel https://t.co/G0ffwT0bvS

    RT @unixbigot: So, all those analyses of the Mirai code that concluded its text indicated an author who was not fluent in English missed th…

    @msharp Bravo! 🤣

    @hima_tk Nice! I haven’t tried it yet. My problem is I end up smearing them all over. The new one is the “paint it on and let it dry” style, which seems to be working better.

    @the_patima You got this.

    RT @Geo_Miles: As @NASAJuno passed Mars, scientists noticed that Mars couldn’t fully clear its orbit of dust, leading an #AGU17 audience me…

    This thread made me tear up on the bus. (Why is there no happy-crying emoji?) https://t.co/7uQJUl7jVU

    Thought my new Airpods were clicking, then realised they’re just hitting my dangly earrings.

    I wonder if Apple had any testers who wear earrings. 😐

    @eleanorkh @MelissaKaulfuss @ZacDavies Sudden urge for mince pies. I blame you all.