Glad to see @canva made it in there. 😂 @themaninblue @crankymate https://t.co/nmcQNwjeMy
@deejaygraham No! Thanks – that’s amazing. If/when I ever give my talk again, I’ll have to work that in. 😁
Speaking at #AgileIndia2018 in 90min, and I just STACKED IT, flat on on my face, when trying to find a seat for the keynote. 😂 Many thanks to the 150 polite Indian folks who didn’t laugh!
This is going to be my go-to definition of DevOps going forward. @ghohpe #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/TiO9Qb8IZC
I’m fine, btw. Floor was carpeted so only my pride was hurt. Just glad I had opted for seat towards the back rather than the front! 😂
How to know if your test coverage is sufficient: would you let @ghohpe change 10 lines of your code at random, knowing if the build stays green it’ll go to prod? 😳 #AgileIndia2018
How traditional corporate dev and ops folks view each other. 😂😂 #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/97XwrjC0Zr
@tdpauw I was about to say it feels like promotion for my talk on long running software. He’s preempting all of our talks! 😂
But on the upside, I wore my @yow_conf shirt so everybody knows who I work for, @melissa_loh 😂👍
@minxdragon ❤️❤️👏
How to entice developers to work at your company, even if you’re not Google or a tech unicorn. (Note to all the dudes who ask me how to find women techies: DO ALL OF THIS!) #agileindia2018 https://t.co/lTEqm0IAV4
RT @allPowerde: @web_goddess @yow_conf @melissa_loh Call for presentation is open until 18 March https://t.co/ut5nHykAVm 😉
ALL. OF. THIS. 👇 https://t.co/2apqOkYC1a
And now a quick rundown of this last day of talks at #AgileIndia2018 from @nashjain ! https://t.co/QjHyHCik5k
Quick selfie before my talk! #agileindia2018 https://t.co/VONC0UVFK8 https://t.co/SYuYeFJMaO
How to get an audience to like you: bribe them with stickers! #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/1GwyMbvxdw
Listening to my new friend Nikhil from @Snapchat talk about chaos engineering. It’s like building up your tolerance for allergens by injecting the thing that bothers you. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/DFIVulIO4a
There are now a lot of Indian Agile experts with @SydTechLeaders stickers on their laptops. 😂 @darthted @owensenior
Running your chaos experiments on pre-prod or staging doesn’t replace running them on prod; it only supplements it. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/8ly95NNwIZ
RT @jewelbots: Happy #iwd2018 to @likeOMGitsFEDAY, @web_goddess, @SwimmeratOAC, @debraleedavis, Sumi, Ellie, and the rest of our amazing co…
Game Day: a simulated, collaborative drill across a company to test what happens during service failure. We did this at Nine Digital a few years back, and the @9NowAU team did very well IIRC! #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/Djr7JoESrJ
Happy to report that my #AgileIndia2018 talk went SO WELL! One attendee said: “My big takeaway is that I should be doing property-based testing.” I did @daveathomas and @jessitron proud. 😁
Ready for @jystewart’s talk on securing “the cloud.” (Love the scare quotes!) 🔐☁️ #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/AwsSOYYOTO
Slides from my #agileindia2018 talk “Building Software That Lasts” are now online! https://t.co/omgGyq0hNt
Security is about gaining trust through demonstrating competence. Every breach erodes that trust. Customers have more and more options, and they will leave (even for govt sites). #AgileIndia2018 @jystewart https://t.co/OLM879TnR9
Hey, there’s my friend and @yow_conf speaker @lady_nerd! 👏 #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/w3wf3gFBU1
Why do people fear cloud security more than other practices (like old unpatched Windows PCs)? Because human beings have a bias to fear change, and the cloud is new. #AgileIndia2018 @jystewart https://t.co/ZDjmGGvM88
Watching @jystewart battle through a failing laptop battery and then a power outage! So calm. Such a pro. #speakerinspiration #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/ZT4ty6anCN
@lady_nerd PS I ❤️ your (new?) avatar. You look like a Boss.
I have to give @tdpauw props for his excellent talk title: “Feature Branching is Evil.” 👏😈 #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/wQxrnwKPeC
When working with a team in early 2000s who had never used version control, @tdpauw introduced Subversion and trunk-based development, coupled with CI and unit testing. Easier learning curve than going straight to DVCS, feature branches, and pull requests. #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/v7E1SdsNit
Feature branching hides work from the rest of the team. You’re all working blind. Frequently merging back to master is communicating with your team. #AgileIndia2018 @tdpauw
There’s @davefarley77 again! I suppose hardly unexpected on a day devoted to continuous delivery and DevOps. 😁 #AgileIndia2018 @tdpauw https://t.co/ab8vqJjS03
Teams use long running feature branches to allow them to work in isolation… but that’s optimising for the individual, not the team. Complexity of merging branches will affect your company’s lead time. #AgileIndia2018 @tdpauw https://t.co/mEe49U7vSB
Feature toggles! Done badly they are evil too. You can end up with lots and lots. Yep. Seen that. (I *knew* @tdpauw would mention these…) #AgileIndia2018 https://t.co/rcIcbwD2PH
Long running feature branches are a symptom. The evil is devs not knowing how to develop in small increments, too coupled code bases, and missing tests. YES. #AgileIndia2018 @tdpauw https://t.co/Y0naPApfPx
@starbuxman @ghohpe Speaker dinner or other? I’m going back to my hotel to change and drop off computer.
Full body deep tissue massage in hotel spa to celebrate a successful presentation? OHHHHYEAHHHH. #treatyoself https://t.co/cY2bwiWmLJ https://t.co/LraaqelguS
@ghohpe @starbuxman Ok. Will meet you back at Taj!
@nashjain Heading back to Taj. Don’t leave without me!
