Him: “Can I wear this on our outing?” Me: “Sure! …as long as you don’t mind looking like an old guy who runs an amusement park filled with dinosaurs.” ❤️🦖
“Blame Canada.” It has POUTINE on it! 🇨🇦🍔😁
Hello Parramatta!
We might be the only people here without kids. 😂 #roalddahl #georgesmarvellousmedicine
WHAAAAAT. This is amazing! Thank you so much @ghammadi !! 😍 https://t.co/Z8w4CC73ae
@xysense_io @smartselling @mattallen @MOVUSFitMachine @blackbirdvc Brilliant – will definitely add you to my list!! Thanks 🙂
@ghammadi @Zendesk @envato LOL. Just realised the Tardis was from my shirt. 😂
RT @AbstractCode: I’ve already booked by @yow_conf Lambda Jam ticket but there’s still time to vote in this important* poll. https://t.co/y…
@FCTweedie @yow_conf Yayyy, I was so excited to see you on the list! Congrats!
@vbhvsgr @YOWLambdaJam WOOOOOO! Congrats!!
STOP DOING THIS, MEN. 🤬 https://t.co/pjEYn11oKo
@Mandy_Kerr I think would find it disorientating if it skipped without intervention by me.
RT @seekjobs: Kickstart your career in Tech. Applications are now open for our 2019 Software Development Graduate Program. Interested? Here…
@nxdnz @Qantas In flight wifi??
RT @allPowerde: Check out this year’s awesome program, can’t wait… it will be epic #yowdata @yow_conf @ehealthresearch https://t.co/HKYb…
Number of mattresses abandoned on footpath of Chippendale, as counted on my walk to the bakery: 5. Ugh.
@yow_conf @Amys_Kapers @YOWLambdaJam @unixbigot @FakeSamRitchie I thought he was in double digits? That maybe counting all three stops for YOW though.
New purple specs! #alicorn https://t.co/kse9UInUvj https://t.co/57h8EnZmPv
@martinabbott Hm. I dunno. I’m skeptical it would just be used to serve ads to me, plus I imagine getting annoyed at even more folks wandering around following invisible arrows. I vote for a special day when only organised folks are allowed to shop. 😛
@Meligy Meligy! What’s up with all the tweets!? Overload…
Newbies are so welcome at @yow_conf! We’ve got Diversity Scholarships too for anyone from an underindexed group. https://t.co/SQAnNsPq9n https://t.co/a5naBxLldW
Going to the @AWSCloudANZ #AWSSummit next week? Don’t forget to register for our epic and first-ever #yownight in partnership with AWS on Thursday! Hear from @glenngore, @acloudguru’s @drewfirment, and @Atlassian’s Roaan Vos! https://t.co/g3IHdcoH5g https://t.co/wcEWFH6bHJ
@Meligy I had to unfollow you – some app is posting dozens and dozens of automated tweets as you every 10-20 minutes! Will refollow when you fix it 🙂
Always suspected my stupidly high prescription made my eyes look smaller. Today I realised I had the technology to prove it. 😕 (Back to my contact lenses…) https://t.co/IbuDbxlPQa
@gilmae I moved my head slightly on the second photo so I had to zoom it to get the same head size. I used guides. (It was a highly scientific process.)
@brianleroux You wear lenses now? I think I’ve gotta take these off; they’re giving me a headache.
@Meligy Phew! And I’m follow you again. 🙂
LazyTwitter: what Australian companies are doing cool things with enterprise IoT? (I’m sure @mattallen has some ideas….)
@mattallen @MOVUSFitMachine @blackbirdvc @xysense_io Nope – let’s just say I’m doing a bit of research around a potential future tech event. 🙂
@mattallen @MOVUSFitMachine @blackbirdvc @xysense_io Those ones are awesome though, thank you! Basically looking to for anyone in Oz doing cool things in various IoT enterprise verticals.
@JamesKingsmill @mattallen @Jack_Simpson Oh that’s very cool, thanks!
@polleyg @mattallen CONNECTED VINEYARD? Sir, I salute you. (No, I didn’t know about that one!) 😁 That’s awesome!
@DeveloperSteve @lorderikir @mattallen @telstradev Dude, you were like the second one I wrote down, of course.
@itgrrl @JamesKingsmill @mattallen @Jack_Simpson https://t.co/Bvqrd6plhO
@i386 This will only be acceptable if there are designated hours when people like me, who actually plan their shopping and know that the hell they’re doing, get the store all to themselves without having to trip over AR nutbars following invisible arrows. 😝
RT @theregos: Feeling stressed? Here’s Disk Defragmenter to the rescue!
RT to calm someone in your TL https://t.co/b4LDh4HmdI
@Jack_Simpson @JamesKingsmill @mattallen @infracodersACT Would love to hear it! The event I’m planning won’t be for months though, so just hold that thought. 🙂
RT @yow_conf: Here’s a a repository of self-care resources for developers & others.
Happy Friday! 💗💗💗
https://t.co/ZDAB64LVXU
RT @samkroon: I will be attending this evening in Sydney next week, and I’m looking forward to @drewfirment speaking! Come along if you can…
New purple specs! #alicorn
RT @DDDPerth: @Mandy_Kerr Ohhhh we jam to many beats!
In all seriousness, @DDDPerth is about software in all shapes and sizes. From validat…
Learning Scala (again) with @WWCSyd! Thanks @QuantiumAU for hosting. https://t.co/dWa5eWzRUh
Learning is easier in a cozy new hoodie. ❤️ Thanks @SiteMinderLife and @msharp !! https://t.co/59YrCpO3FQ
@SiteMinderLife Thank you @GunningNeil !!!
@unixbigot Yo! We have just today added a short notice YOW Night in Brisbane happening on the 17th! Can you mention at the meetup if you get a chance? 😄 https://t.co/V0s8aeSKnP
@levelsconf @GeoffreyHuntley @glenntstephens @yow_conf @NDC_Conferences @AlterConf @WriteTheDocsAU There’s a great Open Source list from our friends at @readify here! https://t.co/hk0VceptpQ
This @WWCSyd workshop is less about Scala and more about practicing some common FP concepts. Happy to report that bits of my @queenslandfplab Haskell course are coming back to me!
@kevdesign @unixbigot @BrisJS Ooh, thanks! Was just about to email you with a link to some slides, if you want ’em. 🙂
Okay, with his appearance at @YOWLambdaJam this year, @unixbigot has to be challenging @FakeSamRitchie in terms of number of @yow_conf events spoken at, right?! 😵
@i386 Youngin’. I miss the web of 2001.
@jonoabroad @i386 Excuse me, I have been running a website continuously since 1996. 💅
@mjpt777 What are you designing?
@mjpt777 I like that you described it as a rat hole instead of a rabbit hole!
This is awesome. Well done @SarahMoran! https://t.co/BzJKjepRNG
