Wow, Friday’s #awscommunity Day tickets are now closed! I’m going to be talking about a serverless app I built at 3:20pm. If you want to watch, you can register for the live stream here: https://t.co/tAauz7gC7j https://t.co/YVWOrJGNLO

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@evanderkoogh Perfect. *rubs hands*

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@bazscott @evanderkoogh I’m cultivating an air of mystery to drive attendance. 😉

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Finally got the pins I ordered. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ https://t.co/r7tyZQLyzr https://t.co/tKJjysrCjS

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I think I learned about these from The Sizzle. So thanks @decryption!

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My particularly beatific Charlie Brown. 😇 Still one of my all-time favourite knits! https://t.co/CJ2cpKDWKB https://t.co/6k04t9DZn2

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I’d don’t remember this chapter in “He Died with a Felafel in his Hand”… @JohnBirmingham 🤔 https://t.co/Ds9RoYtJxB

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RT @qikipedia: Even when researchers randomly assigned computer-generated paintings to artists with male or female names, potential art auc…

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RT @ewarren: Whenever I meet a little girl, I tell them “I’m running for president because that’s what girls do.” Then we pinky promise tha…

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RT @jonobacon: Pro tip: if you connect to someone on LinkedIn, don’t spam them with multiple messages flogging your book, website, conferen…

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Me: Is that the Young Einstein album on vinyl? Has that been in our house the whole time??
Him: Yes. And it’s PINK! https://t.co/4rSM043Kuk https://t.co/YKP6oqOd4u

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@diversionary Apparently it’s the “Special Edition.” The price tag says $17. He told me to guess how much it’s worth now. I had no clue. “About $15.” 😂

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RT @JeanLeggett: This made me cry. The best of humanity.💕 https://t.co/9OEbV8oViR

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@annie_parker Literally just had the same thought.

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RT @leahmcelrath: This. Is. Phenomenal.

cc:
@Emma4Change
@monaeltahawy
@rtraister https://t.co/E0KkA1g7cB

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@brettporter Pffft. Amateur. Real webmonkeys like me used “s.gif” because it had fewer characters, and we actually cared about keeping page weight as light as possible back then. 😂

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@unixbigot RIGHT? WE MUST BE STRONG!

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Hong Kong protesters join hands in 30-mile human chain https://t.co/el1bxvR5RN – Not gonna lie – this one made me tear up a bit. What a beautiful image. 😢❤️

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RT @DJJudd: On dealing w/ Trump, Pete Buttigieg tells supporters in Nashua, “Dealing with insults is not a problem. I grew up in Indiana, I…

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Less than two weeks to YOW! Perth! I’ll be there talking about serverless and sharing my journey building a serverless meetup calendar application. Hope to see you there. (And hey, you can use YOWKRIS19 to get 20% off your ticket!) @yow_conf #yowperth19 https://t.co/xedgy7JhYZ

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I understood all of them except the Fruit Salad one. The Snook and I managed to puzzle it out. One of the perks of being childfree, I guess. https://t.co/mNzBElrAaq

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