Seems appropriate listening when people at the bus stop are wearing face masks because the air is literally harmful. https://t.co/a47LUOdZ1N https://t.co/uj11yrTLgv

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Jesus. I made it home through the smoke only to learn that yes, cats can have explosive diarrhoea. 😳🐈💩💩💩 #poopapocalypse

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We opened the doors up. Between smoke and feces, I choose smoke. 😷

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“Do you need a stiff drink?” Fuck yes. Extra large Negroni please. https://t.co/I8zkV0AwaM

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@zeon_design WTF. I’m perfectly capable of building my own websites. Reporting for spam.

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@LareneLg I’ll remember that one for next time. (PLEASE GOD DON’T LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME.)

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RT @adamliaw: September: Children should stay in school rather than striking over the climate.

October: Speeches like these give childre…

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@BugHunterSam She was, like, an 11. Somehow bits of poo were on the WALLS, HIGHER THAN HER BUTT.

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@BugHunterSam She’s old. 🙁 She won’t be around a lot longer, so I try to be sympathetic to the old dear…

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RT @rstevens: really not interested in this new male ghostbusters spin-off.

why not stick with the original idea that worked so well: wome…

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RT @ScottRhodie: https://t.co/QoQQZhtdtN

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‘Ridiculously hard’: how Neil Gaiman wrote a poem for refugees from 1,000 tweets https://t.co/22h2oBvrNV // ❤️ And @Kniterate are going to knit it into a scarf! I’ll have to add that to my knitted data slides…

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@americanozmom @darthted 🔥🔥🔥 😂

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@simonbrown It’s better at the moment. Saw some actual blue sky yesterday briefly!

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@amitchell01 Crappy weak hair dryers that you have to hold the button down to use.

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RT @cmclymer: Elizabeth Warren is a professor emerita at Harvard Law and one of the all-time most cited legal experts in bankruptcy and com…

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Summer Succotash with bacon. 😍 https://t.co/qZK6fYAjIm https://t.co/x6TRk3YqFo

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@nomiddlename Right? But it totally is. 🙂

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@docEbrown1 @nomiddlename Google it. 😂 Dish involving corn and beans mostly, I believe!

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@ijayessbe Hmmm. I haven’t noticed, but if anyone knows about it, it’ll be @m_mobbs…

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25 years ago I used to joke that I wished Evan Dando would take me to Prom. At least now I can say that we’ve both performed on the same stage! https://t.co/59mP8sV4hR

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And yeah, I enjoyed the “Jamie Lannister just escaped from captivity” look! 😍

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@lizthegrey How was the boat ride??

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@damovisa @MichelePlayfair @apaipi I always hated having to go on after Aino’s deadpan Danish humour. 😂

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Puttering about, making the shopping list for the week, when Dave’s Market Update in the @harrisfarm1971 brings me up in my tracks. 🙁 https://t.co/kkmcqDmUXc #climatechange #drought https://t.co/Bgc6ydqb1R

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Back at #yow19, learning about TLA+ from @hillelogram. TLA+ specs do not check code – they’re like a blueprint for software that checks your design. https://t.co/TN6gebGDAP

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RT @clairewillett: honestly my favorite thing about Schitt’s Creek is that we’re all now so instinctively conditioned for cynicism and then…

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RT @MichelePlayfair: Hanging with the cool kids before the final Keynote at #YOW19 Sydney https://t.co/57Upf5FUr5

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We use a lot of “duct tape” in software. Whenever we see it, we should spend time figuring out how to avoid needing it for that same thing again in the future. @giltene #yow19 https://t.co/DyGcsPGgkC

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I have been contacted by at least a dozen conference and meetup organisers over the years who seem to think that I do, in fact, have a binder full of women technical speakers. (Same goes for recruiters.) It’s annoying af. https://t.co/FK5pYFGAs2

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@candeira I appreciate that folks are trying. It’s just that the binders don’t exist, and it’s not my job.

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@Mandy_Kerr I am standing by rego desk!! Where are you??

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. @yow_conf will never not feel like family reunion to me. So wonderful to catch up, however briefly, with @daveathomas @boicy @simonbrown @LeeRyanCampbell @Mandy_Kerr @starbuxman @lizthegrey @jedws @melissa_loh @amandawIBA @MichelePlayfair @apaipi and many others… ❤️ #yow19

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Club Tropicana party… let’s do this. 🍍🥥🌺🏝 #frangipanifabulousness https://t.co/atl9Cw2Qsr https://t.co/cfm6ZWJxDX

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@lizthegrey @yow_conf @daveathomas @boicy @simonbrown @LeeRyanCampbell @Mandy_Kerr @starbuxman @jedws @melissa_loh @amandawIBA @MichelePlayfair @apaipi Sadly, day job does not allow!

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Might as well party like the world is ending… @ Centennial Park, Sydney https://t.co/TjXKWAhpV2

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@ImaMiri11 I know, but it shouldn’t be my job. They should do the work.

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@coder_bec Exactly.

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