Second iteration of the @the_snook’s sourdough crumpets. Getting there!! https://t.co/rCzKyvCLy3
@cczona @the_snook Mostly based on this: https://t.co/5fDzrghEg4
One of the questions in today’s Good Weekends Quiz was about the video game franchise that “New Horizons” is part of. So thank you, all of you who’ve been spamming my feed with turnips for months now. Because of you, we got a point!
@SophieJKunze Hehe, I didn’t actually give the answer away, so hopefully you’ll get it right!
RT @atrupar: Pence press secretary Katie Miller is the only person in this photo without a mask. Today news broke that she has coronavirus.…
RT @Cam_Rogers: Bit of a mic drop, this. https://t.co/ohdJHY6Oae
@jesslynnrose Does it need to be Covid-specific? I created https://t.co/wPCtzMM3Ls and I’ve been running it for 24 years now, with visits from thousands of kids, parents, and teachers.
Final push through “I, Claudius”. Messalina is still a hoochie-mama, and now his buddy Herod Agrippa is dead. Bummer. https://t.co/j3wWkkk9dU
“Hussy!” mutters the Snook, as she brazenly manipulates poor Clau-Clau https://t.co/i0RUZ5oWWN
“Is the marriage bigamous or not?” That’s what I’m asking, my dude. I’m shocked you can get a divorce by claiming he wasn’t home when you delivered the papers. 😳 https://t.co/jPQpMUqP3O
Oh, sure. Don’t trust your only remaining oldest friend until poor man’s Geoffrey Rush mansplains it to you. POOR FORM, CLAU-CLAU. https://t.co/ZM6nutnmHL
POLICE RAAAAAAAID! https://t.co/DDa8yksrxZ
Okay, the head chopping was pretty intense. https://t.co/5qAJrqZntw
Claudius is very not enthusiastic about his bros setting him up. https://t.co/HK0FjLGKHL
LET ALLLLL THE POISONS THAT LURK IN THE MUD HATCH OUT. Ancient Rome equivalent of “zero fucks given,” I guess. https://t.co/dDNZX88f35
WHAT THE HELL does that conquered British king have in his moustache?! https://t.co/SQ9W334wo5
Whaaaaat. So Livia had a secret prophecy with the whole miniseries plot spelled out in it? She was so cool. https://t.co/gsgKzJVJaG
Nero is a messy drama queen, and I kind of love it. https://t.co/z7WkPCQlQH
Okay, for the record I didn’t know he was going to be shagging his Mom two minutes later.
“Turns out I wasn’t the Messiah after all!” 😂 HA! https://t.co/J3ZrjiXG4u
TFW you discover you might actually be Caligula’s son. 😳 https://t.co/CqMitdai7C
Wait. Mushrooms?? And he secretly wanted it? So Phantom Thread lifted that from I, Claudius!! https://t.co/gWxxTj02Nf
AND THAT’S THE END! If you’re in need of isolation content, I highly recommend you check out I, Claudius. Truly amazing. https://t.co/9yPXlcE9Iy
It’s been a real shitty couple of weeks… and now it’s 12:30am and I’m drinking Scotch and soda after an emergency trip to the vet, where we left Amy Cat in an oxygen cage having a barrage of very expensive tests, and can 2020 just… stop? 😢
@lynnlangit Ugh. Reject and report with extreme prejudice!
