RT @StigAbell: When history is written, it will be recorded that Sophie Ellis-Baxter made the very bad year of 2020 ever so slightly better…

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Feeling a bit down this morning. Lockdown looming; Germany has cancelled the Christmas markets; all leisure travel is banned. Remind me again why I moved halfway around the world in the middle of a pandemic? 🙁

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@joneaves I know. But that doesn’t help either, thinking that we could’ve stayed in Oz and mostly been done with it. 🙁

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RT @GordyPls: If you’re into Halloween I hope you have a heap of fun this year. Seems like a bit of joy and fun is overdue.

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@Reidyd Not a fan.

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@randomknits @GordyPls Remember our awesome Halloween parties? I miss that.

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@aaronwalker @joneaves Actually, it’s going to be a glorious weekend in Munich. So at least I’ve got blue sky today…

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RT @marksbirch: A legend, and will forever be one of my favorite actors of all time.

RIP Sean Connery. https://t.co/WaGA154Wkg

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It’s pretty remarkable that we can go on a five-mile bike ride without having to ride on any streets with cars! 🚴‍♀️🚴🚴🏻‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴🚴🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/jt946escCB https://t.co/2yq3NXewZ8

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Valé Sir Sean. We’re doing this. https://t.co/kgTu48cnWf

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“Is that Eric Idle?” This has a very Monty Python vibe so far. https://t.co/FGZpmwJq8b

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“Guns are good. The penis is evil. Go forth and kill. Zardoz has spoken.” WHAT IS HAPPENING. https://t.co/kLNjZCww93

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Aaaaand there he is. 😳 https://t.co/Mb9wQxCijm

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We are five minutes in and this is already INSANE. https://t.co/51oiGwWu8u

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Is this Zardoz’s house? Where do I get one of those cool projector Alexa rings?? https://t.co/dqHFkVc76q

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@samnewman Well, we got to the boobs.

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Trying to convince the Snook we should do this for next Halloween. https://t.co/M5pqeHgNp9

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“No Brutal has ever penetrated the vortex. It requires study.” 🙃

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Damn it, Consuela! Let Mae do her SCIENCE. https://t.co/SOdLOVhzri

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Science consists of everyone watching Sean Connery watch porn, and the Snook is LOSING IT. https://t.co/HAwHDD4p9l

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This guy is genetically and physically superior to everyone else in the 23rd century?! https://t.co/BLNqvGhnpJ

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He LEARNED TO READ? That’s what prompted this whole thing? https://t.co/SL3M1zcvLt

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WAIT, WHAT?!?!?! https://t.co/hKJrbf1T2a

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The Apathetics are all attacking Connery to steal his life force. Now he has to eat the magic leaf. I… wish I could explain what any of that means. https://t.co/m0NJl2mqOb

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The nutty old Renegades snuck him past the guards… dressed as a bride. 👰 https://t.co/PvG79Xyb4j

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Maybe *I* ate the magic leaf? What is happening. https://t.co/PRnuuGKkns

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So the crystal… was the tabernacle… and now he’s inside it?? https://t.co/jDEqVYge3E

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He’s gone full Neo now. https://t.co/O0iMYMaFju

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Us at the end of this incomprehensible mess of a movie. https://t.co/tM8kDC4rai

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@tobyhede Did it all happen in one day? Budget alerts, buddy!!

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@mmastertheone I’ve had a phone with portrait mode for six months but keep forgetting about it! That time I remembered.

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Registration now open! Can’t wait to see what’s in store this year… https://t.co/WbSCMAvvt5

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RT @isahuerga: Is it possible to make the switch into tech with a non-technical background? Yes, it is!
Join me next Tuesday 3 Nov at TechW…

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RT @Lynnemei: AWS is hosting the first AWS Build(Her) for women tech entrepreneurs on 11 Nov! AWS women tech leaders will share their own e…

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Me: “What are you watching?”
Rodd: “A YouTube video about how to take the shower drain apart to see what’s clogging it.”

A few minutes later, from the bathroom…

“AH HA! MEIN GOTT….” 😂🤮

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This is absolutely wonderful. Why didn’t any of you jerks tell me Dan Dority and Seth Bullock were in the new season of The Mandalorian?? Suddenly lockdown isn’t looking too bad… https://t.co/t7FODZiJpU

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RT @NASAGroundSys: The Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB) at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center is looking great! After a repaint of the NASA logo an…

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RT @WEarlBrown: @web_goddess As to give them cocksuckers a bit of credit and ease their burden of guilt, they didn’t fucking know. It was a…

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@WEarlBrown Sir, I doff my hat to you, and no fuckin’ mistake. ❤️

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RT @ChloeCondon: You don’t have to look/act/sound a certain way to work and belong in tech 💕

…I certainly hope so, anyway, cuz I look li…

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@msharp Time for egg shells and coffee grounds!!

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@FourRedShoes YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.

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Blog post: Zugspitze – the top of Germany! I suspect with next week’s “light lockdown” taking effect, this is going to be the last pleasure travel for us for quite a while… 🏔❄️ https://t.co/MQURuoDuRy https://t.co/hsi8tGgDV5

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KiBa attempt #2, courtesy of the Snook. Check out that marbling! 🍒🍌😍 @ Theresienhöhe https://t.co/fkkFFvA4UI

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@QuinnyPig My last flight (prior to relocating) was a weekend away to Melbourne on March 13. That trip pushed me just over the line to gift platinum status to my husband. 😂 What a waste.

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This account delights me. https://t.co/t4MPxVgU9C

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@mmastertheone This is why our pantry was such a nightmare to clean when we moved.

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RT @adhorn: Over the course of the 66-hour Prime Day, 16.4 trillion calls were made to the @dynamodb API, peaking at 80.1 million requests…

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@frconil My niece wanted a Barbie. I got her the I Can Be President one. My sister was like, “You know she just wants to brush its hair, right?” But whatever. They won’t remember in a month, so I say get them something you feel good about.

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RT @GruenHQ: This week, we went on an interstate odyssey to track down the composer of the Bunnings theme. 25 years later, he still secretl…

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I’ll admit I was super curious to see what kind of traffic @QuinnyPig’s tweet would drive to my site. Not quite the slashdotting I was fearing/envisioning, but still about 5x what my last post got. https://t.co/QCVC0nRiUA https://t.co/jDHOL7S3GF

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Alright. My first ever KiBa! 🍒🍌 It’s super tasty! I like this. (How do I get proper marbling though? I just poured the banana into the cherry.) @ Theresienhöhe https://t.co/Qp8jdprhlt

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@abertrotzdem Will give that a try – thanks!

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RT @GLITCHAUS: One of the formative concepts of GLITCHAUS is based on the belief that some of the most compelling digital art is the result…

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Build Stuff was one of the best conferences I’ve attended, and I’m honoured to be back as a speaker again this year! 😍 https://t.co/lFr27fqij9

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RT @KenTremendous: This entire article is bananas. It’s Trump flying to states he hates, and telling his fans in those states that he hates…

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