Past Kris: “I’ll wait until tomorrow to do the grocery shop.”
Present Kris: “Well, crap.” 😩❄️
Past Kris: “I’ll wait until tomorrow to do the grocery shop.”
Present Kris: “Well, crap.” 😩❄️
RT @AWS_DACH: Jetzt noch schnell registrieren zum AWS re:Invent 2020 re:Cap – 1 Stunde vollgepackt mit den wichtigsten Ankündigungen und Ne…
RT @SenSanders: Minimum wage in Australia: $19.84 an hour
Unemployment rate in Australia: 6.6%
U.S. federal minimum wage: $7.25 an hour
U.…
RT @dabit3: The Amplify team is hiring across all levels of the org – from DevRel to Engineering to Product Management.
Join me + @softwar…
It’s been snowing all day. The world is blanketed in white. ❄️ https://t.co/7eIIguyR8U
@dhgarske Thanks to Covid, the world has shrunk to the view I can see outside my window. 🙂
Yes, to all of this. I remember our hockey-stick growth startup back in London in 2000 toasting with champagne and thinking we were all going to be millionaires. Never ended up seeing a dime. Don’t pin your future (and mortgage) on a lottery ticket, kids. https://t.co/veq5cOBMHO
@mattgillard Ha! You must’ve got there just I was I was leaving.
RT @berrystreet: Australia has much to be proud of and as Australians, we have much to celebrate on our national day.
We should not howev…
It’s been snowing all day. The world is blanketed in white. ❄️
It’s been snowing all day. The world is blanketed in white. ❄️
@BronwenZ @girlgerms @lathiat We discovered that two doonas is normal in Germany. Thought it was weird at first, now we’re LOVING it! (Bed is between K & Q size.)
@Amys_Kapers @BronwenZ @girlgerms @lathiat Yep. That’s also normal. We bought a topper to put across ours and smooth across the join as *somebody * is a snuggler
@Vel12171 @the_snook It’s just trashy reality TV, so don’t expect too much! 😂
Chill Sunday knitting… with music! 🎵🧶 https://t.co/SGy8OKVXiF https://t.co/2P7Mo5ysrS
WOW! Just as I was about to sign off, resigning myself to the fact that audience for Twitch knitting streams is pretty small, I got raided by another knitting stream with like 40 ppl! Mostly from the UK. Lots of fun chat and new followers pushed me over the 50 threshold! ❤️🧶
Honestly, if I won the lottery, I’d buy back issues of Sassy before I bought anything else. ❤️ https://t.co/lm3VT3N1rr
“Huh. This motif has THREE colours per round. How the hell did I knit that last time?”
*90 minutes later *
“Ugh. This would be so much easier if I just did two and embroidered the third later—DAMMIT THAT’S WHAT I DID!”
And now we frog… 🐸
RT @presentcorrect: Type lovers, this alphabet of stitched letters is a dream. Published in 1966 but fairly timeless in its clarity.
Full…
Time to add a few more rows to the fairisle! Knitting with Kris kicking off in 5 minutes… https://t.co/SGy8OKVXiF https://t.co/0q1uxgRo0c
@lynnlangit @awscloud Hmmm… thinking. “Breadth and depth.” “Pace of innovation.” “Two-pizza team” 🙂
@lynnlangit @awscloud WAIT! The pizza is in there. It’s just tiny. 😂
@70s_party DEVIL WEED
@darkosubotica @cobusbernard 😍❤️😍❤️
We have been binging Bling Empire on Netflix. Even @the_snook agrees that Anna is #lifegoals. Meanwhile, I just took a quiz to see which character I am, and…. ACCURATE. https://t.co/deqYEiQAf2
Time to add a few more rows to the fairisle! Knitting with Kris kicking off in 5 minutes…
https://www.twitch.tv/krishoward_aws
@owensenior @charrett @evolvable @NickyWill100 @daveoflynn @jonathannen @joelmcourtney @darthted I’m still on the Slack! I’m still suggesting speakers! I’m not GONE GONE. 😂
RT @everestpipkin: the only option is to reject this whole-cloth. there is no “my rig is solar!” or “we plant a tree for every coin!”
the…
RT @stephenstockwel: This interview with the woman who made Bernie’s mittens is a panacea for the last four years and the most wholesome th…
RT @browniepoints: You’re not hiring a “diverse candidate.” Maybe UR (Under-Represented) candidate is a better term. https://t.co/qB9QjU7807
@unixbigot This sounds like a sitcom I would watch.
@danieldraper @cipherstash Wow, best of luck!
So amazingly gorgeous. The work and artistry and thought that went into this! ❤️🪡🧵💐 https://t.co/xqOfyE87bR
Thought of one more, prompted by one of @the_snook’s T-shirts I just pulled out of the dryer – YQL! https://t.co/sg5KvGseUP
Der Taco-Salat Berg. 🌮🥗⛰ @ Munich, Germany https://t.co/ofTgX5762W
RT @CODEmagazine: New article: Full Stack Cloud Development with AWS Amplify by @dabit3
AWS Amplify is a set of tools & services used to h…
Der Taco-Salat Berg. 🌮🥗⛰
Der Taco-Salat Berg. 🌮🥗⛰