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@randomknits YOU ARE KILLING ME. (I say that to all your Liberty posts, I realise.)

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@pyko You have clearly angered some god or other. I suggest sacrificing a goat!

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@imdominating Ask her if she’s English. She loves that. Also, address her as “Carly.”

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@imdominating She’s a shortarse like you, so look for someone you can make eye contact with. She’s also probably wearing hand knits.

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@imdominating FORGET THAT. That the hell’s the deep fried thingies?

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@imdominating @drkknits Yay, glad you had a good time!

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@drkknits @imdominating She is VERY NAUGHTY like that. (It’s because she went to Westview. They’re savages over there, I tell you.)

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@drkknits @imdominating I can’t believe it. The two people I know with the most fabulous specs, and neither are wearing them.

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It looks like my basket weaving class this weekend is going to be cancelled for lack of interest. Disappointed, yes. Surprised, no.

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@zosainsbury You’ll all regret mocking me when the zombie apocalypse comes and I’m the only one with baskets! Regret, I tell you!

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@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits *snort* That’s what she said.

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Irlene, Louise and Barbara Mandrell with Dolly Parton, c. 1981. For @imdominating and @Justacogitating. 🙂 http://t.co/9tmN5iOGQs

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RT @lemonmartinis: I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolut …

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@that_alison But are they really “genderised”? I didn’t see any indication they were meant for girls. (I kinda dig them, actually.)

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@that_alison Okay, they only turn up when you search Women’s + Pink, not Men’s + Pink. Still. I dig them. 🙂

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I’m attending a Meetup with Sydney Business Analysts http://t.co/E92gVbVMQM

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@Roceal Wait, what? Who? YOU?!

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@eileenDCoE Congrats!!

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RT @angelacox7news: White haired man at Vatican surrounded by adoring fans. Not the #pope but @andersoncooper http://t.co/J3ZbD8kNyM

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WTF. Google is killing off Reader. First they gutted it, now they’re killing it. Happy birthday to me, JERKS. http://t.co/t0Jl9sg4na

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@ppetrovski Agree. Very annoyed. Now I’ve got to figure out an alternative.

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@codepo8 Lemme know if you find anything good. I’m in the same boat.

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The MeFites said I should sign up for http://t.co/TWEaCqyLQr. If it really is like the old Reader, HELL to the YEAH.

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@drkknits I have to defer to @imdominating or @kellymcmahon on that one…

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Drinking my tea out of a very old mug… http://t.co/SG0yGvxRu3

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@drkknits @markdrechsler Let the record show that I have *never* used “Chicago pickle” as a euphemism. (But I might start now…)

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Arguing with Snook whether inherent reproducibility of some art forms (photography, printmaking) means value of the art is less. @crumpet?

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@jojoconstance I guess I’m wondering why “the original matters”. That’s just artificial scarcity, isn’t it?

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@jojoconstance This was prompted by me finding a print I liked that was $450, and him thinking it was too expensive “because it’s a print.”

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@supercres She runs a close second to Hodor for me.

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@jojoconstance There are artworks though that were intended to be done as copies. Like an Andy Warhol print.

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@jojoconstance I think you’re talking about content of the art. I’m just talking about reproducibility. You could have an abstract print?

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@the_snook @crumpet But you actually even listed a formula for it. You said every copy divided the worth of the original creation!

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Confirmed with builders that they will be back again tomorrow. Project has now officially taken 2x as long as estimated!

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@crumpet @the_snook Then question is: if you only have $X to spend, you should always get 1-off instead of print? Because it’s “worth” more?

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@witty_knitter We had a quote for the whole job ahead of time. It’s just taking them a lot longer than expected!

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@the_snook @crumpet I’m arguing with “For that amount of money, I’d rather have a one-off.” Because to me that part is irrelevant.

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@witty_knitter There are other annoyances. My entire garden being a mess, construction rubbish everywhere, noise, having to be home…

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@crumpet @the_snook Haha. There’s a map of Sydney artwork for sale on Temple & Webster today. $450. It’s big, but it’s printed.

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@crumpet @the_snook I’m not really in favour of buying; I just thought it was a nice design. I’m just trolling him for being an art snob!

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@crumpet @the_snook I found it at designer’s website: http://t.co/CoNdUU6IqV

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@witty_knitter You obviously live in a house that has power outlets outside. Ours does not. We could leave keys, I guess.

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@witty_knitter Just makes things more difficult with cats, etc. Also have had to make a lot of decision as they go.

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@witty_knitter No possible working with deliberately wonky materials, in our case.

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@henrytapia My impulse was to immediately go there and endorse you for it myself. But then I remembered I owed you one this week. 🙂

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@handmethepanda Hahaha, yeah. I’m sure the builders would have preferred a more “Agile” T&M approach!

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HOT DOG DEGUSTATION: http://t.co/SjFL7uiKqm It’s probably best that @drkknits is out of the country. She is my enabler for such things.

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@gilmae @randomknits Their hot dogs are so. damn. good.

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@randomknits You haven’t ever had them hook you up to an e-meter outside Town Hall Woolies? (Actually, I haven’t seen them there in ages…)

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I’ve never thought of myself consciously as a networker, but based on job leads/tips I’m getting, I must be doing it right. THANKS EVERYONE!

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We had our first test at the #IIBA study group tonight: 10/10. Hermione’s still got it.

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@mrs_sockvictim But what about the question everybody is dying to know: how many points did I beat @miss_reecie by? 500? My poor nemesis!

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@drkknits @imdominating There better be tweets with photos. This is going to get me through the day.

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RT @ozgamer: Catch me @Ad :Tech Sydney TODAY with some great people sharing the knowledge… http://t.co/iZd61qggz9

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@drkknits Too bad you won’t be there for St Pat’s Day. They dye it green, you know!

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@drkknits Ooh, Macca’s will have Shamrock Shakes!

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@drkknits Actually I don’t think I’ve ever had one. They’re mint, I think?

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@imdominating @drkknits I imagine “stupid boys” to be a much more entertaining and fertile ground for conversation.

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Hey @RoseRed_Shoes: your email is hacked. You’re sending out spam messages. 🙁

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@bakevin We need some sort of gamified IIBA app, because that definitely would be cause to earn a badge of some sort. 🙂

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@bakevin That’s the problem with my experience working with digital agencies. *Most* of the systems I’ve worked on are now gone!

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I am not going to miss this CBD traffic, I tell you. (Now watch me get another job in the CBD…)

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RT @BerndtSellheim: A modern relationship: You know your wife is awake, and it’s time to put on the coffee machine, when she retweets you.

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@eobeara I could see that.

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Why yes, I am reading the BABOK curled up on the couch with a glass of whiskey. Doesn’t everyone?

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@handmethepanda Oh yes! Very exciting stuff.

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@imdominating That is BRILLIANT. I just wish it had been a supercut of him laughing from EVERY movie.

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Managed to install Spotify on my Ubuntu machine at home. I feel like Angelina Jolie in Hackers.

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@chewxy Interested to hear your impressions of it!

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@chewxy Yeah, I have a Fitbit which has a vibrating alarm and a wrist strap to wear at night. Freaks me out every morning when it goes off!

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Chastened. I discovered today that I actually *like* the web-based version of Tweetdeck. I STILL WISH THE ICON WAS YELLOW THOUGH.

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@drkknits The builders are sawing and whacking pavers right outside my window. I might destroy something.

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@drkknits HAHAHAHA. Okay, that made me laugh. Yes, technically still til Friday, jerk! 😛

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@drkknits @imdominating Well, obvs. She just saw SMeyer. Drizzle is better for sparkly vampires!

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@drkknits @imdominating Cool people have her sign their pants. Special ones with RPattz face airbrushed on them, of course.

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@drkknits @imdominating She wishes.

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RT @berkun: SXSW As Cool And As Real As It Gets, Reports Marketing Associate http://t.co/l8dWq6auyY via @TheOnion

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