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*PUKE* Okay, apparently these “Diva Starz Dolls” are supposed to be this year’s Furby. Whatever. Even though they’ve supposedly created “sporty,” “earthy,” and “tech-y” dolls, they’re still all about clothes (this Press Release actually calls them fashionistas) and hanging out at the “Diva Mall.” I just can’t believe that any professional marketing person could possibly bring themselves to write the headline: “Techno-Interaction Brings a Whole New Meaning to Gabbin’ With Sass-o-matic Looks and Fab-alicious Fun!” Seriously, you guys… Fab-alicious??? I swear, no kid of mine will ever play with this shit.

Edited 30/04/2025: Original link is dead, so replaced with a recent one.

Hahahahahaha… Inside Roger Clemens’s brain.

Why you should never, ever hide in big piles of leaves.

I’m sorry, but everytime I read another update on this story of a man abducting his grandchild to keep him away from his “gay” parents, I keep chuckling at Grandpa’s reasoning: the kid participates in ballet and “gay art class” instead of baseball. We only had regular art class at my elementary school. *snicker* (On a serious note, the kid’s back home now.)