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Good grief. Have now received FIVE emails over the last month from @fortismediaofcl begging me to let them place a sponsored article on my personal blog. Must everything be monetised? SEO killed the Internet.

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@gilmae Any specific fic recommendations? 😂 I think I’m finally, finally hitting the bottom of the Good Omens barrel.

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RT @ajaynairthinks: 1/Extensions is about removing yet another snowflakiness about #awslambda. For most #serverless folks, this will manife…

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@pwcc Congrats!!

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@gilmae I spent first third thinking it was depressing, then middle third realising I dated Draco Malfoy in high school, and then by the end I was loving it, and then “Draco sends Ron a box of wine. On the box he had sharpied the message: ‘HIT BOTTOM ALREADY’” honestly made me LOL.

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@randomknits Ugh I miss having a decently stocked bar.

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Reason #137 why I’ll never knit a “mystery shawl.” 😂 https://t.co/obl7Lfb60m

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Ooh, AWS Community Day ANZ is coming up! You should definitely submit a talk proposal. I attended the last two years, and it’s always a good day of learning and sharing. ❤️🇦🇺🇳🇿 https://t.co/K2BDMzn4Kp

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@mtnygard @randyshoup Well, it’s a great way to goose your signup numbers. 😂 We rolled it back when we figured it out, but man, that’s an Evil Genius dark pattern waiting to be exploited.

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RT @The6P4C: burnout would be a lot cooler if it came with the tire squealing and smoke instead of like, apathy

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RT @adhorn: One of the most commonly asked question with regards to Chaos Engineering is:

“How to safely inject failure in your applicatio…

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Scientists win Nobel chemistry prize for ‘genetic scissors’ – The first time two women have ever shared the prize! 👏🏆 https://t.co/7WRJ58xZop

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@CatSwetel I think it would vary based on context. On the bus or at a concert? Pretty damn close. At a conference or in the kitchen at work – maybe a couple feet?

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@CatSwetel Thank you! My illustrator friend @4colorcowboy drew it for me a few years back and I knitted him a scarf in exchange. ❤️

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First commute by bike. “There’s a break in the clouds! I think I can make it home before the rain hits!” Spoiler: I didn’t. 😅🚴‍♀️ https://t.co/K6KybIxk1c https://t.co/KrsiNwGMII

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RT @cbcgem: one second of everything David has ever worn on Schitt’s Creek, in order https://t.co/eG4NGkLyp8

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@daiyami Hmm. Reviews in German App Store aren’t so good…

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Came home to find a package waiting – new #shebuildsonaws shirts! ❤️ Love the design; love the flag on the sleeve; loved the message behind it all. #awscommunity #bepeculiar https://t.co/bB4hFkjA63 https://t.co/bmivEczOox

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@danilop Every single time I read about DeepComposer, this is what I think of! https://t.co/bXh6QjDBgl

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You’ll all be pleased to know I found the goon. 📦🍷 https://t.co/XhBvRxpuJF https://t.co/6qtnHQbgZO

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RT @erik_kaars: Thread: weird medieval depictions of God creating Eve.

First up: Eve looking like a novelty balloon.

(Morgan Library, MS…

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RT @yokoonobot: Ask yourself: how can I have a life of peace, love and soups?

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@mtnygard @randyshoup Early Canva worked that way IIRC. It caused a lot of problems. People would complain that their designs were missing, not realising they were spawning new accounts each time!

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RT @baddestmamajama: random men, if you like 4 of my selfies in a row on Instagram at least show me the respect of liking one dog or baking…

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@ThePepperCherry Nope. But tbh I’m actually not a fangirl. I think… it’s overrated! Not been impressed the few times I’ve knitted with it.

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