web-goddess

Rewatching True Blood and debating the operation of the iStakes. “They should go off when you go out of range,” says the Snook, “like the shopping trolleys.” 😂

---

RT @AdiShavit: Mathematician and genius John Conway, inventor of The Game of Life has succumbed to COVID-19 today. What a terrible loss for…

---

Uh oh, finally one it got wrong! https://t.co/Ck37dqQ7RX

---

The Snook and I started exploring the possibility of moving overseas for a while. Yeah, that’s working out well for us now. https://t.co/xgBbehInef

---

@hannahyanfield I certainly hope so!

---

RT @glamoureptile: I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

---

Back to I, Claudius… and hey @hannahyanfield, baby Caligula just appeared! https://t.co/aIXQwzIqLY

---

@hannahyanfield “And only I knew that the number 17 upset him dreadfully…”

What. https://t.co/3Dovmi06q1

---

Rodd: “And who do you think stole Germanicus’s lucky charm?”
Me: “How should I know? Oh right. Evil little shit Caligula.” https://t.co/uqs8KpXUjf

---

Rodd: Is that… Nursie??

Holy crap, it is! Martina the Poisoner is Nursie from Blackadder! https://t.co/EAKRz5aAUx

---

I mean, who hasn’t thrown an orgy to celebrate the birth of a grandchild? https://t.co/yyrL5ZEwwU

---

Just a little Poisoner’s Book Club… https://t.co/Is1wh79CTY

---

RT @chadloder: Coronavirus has revealed that 40% of us can work from home without the world falling apart, and the other 60% should honestl…

---

Whoa. Real bummer of a way to end a dinner party – a tale of prostitution, bestiality, filth, obscenity, capped off with a stabbing. 😳 https://t.co/Y50AMaX3lF

---

Yay, it’s John Hurt! So creepy. Gifting porn to his uncle. 🤮 https://t.co/GQsFBXRpp0

---

Wow. Patrick Stewart is nailing Claudius’s sister, and got her to roofie her husband. Next step MURDER. (Ew, he’s super hairy!) https://t.co/a2o40o2272

---

I’ve been doing a rewatch of True Blood, and earlier today the Snook rolled his eyes at how silly and campy it was. I have now just pointed out the irony while watching “I, Claudius.” IT’S THE SAME. (He concedes the point.)

---

John Hurt is AMAZING and SO CREEPY. (That’s his great-grandma btw.) https://t.co/MQ49bfcFq2

---

RT @andrehenry: It’s like we’re living in Pride Rock when Scar took over

---

@hannahyanfield FINALLY!! ❤️

---

“Goodbye Grandmother…” Farewell Livia, Queen of Heaven! https://t.co/JKOeP0K2s1

---

@hannahyanfield BUT ROGER MOORE

---

Ned Kelly by Sidney Nolan. I can’t explain why – I just love it. https://t.co/IdQepz9X2u https://t.co/8Z1HXvhRNq

---

Me: Oh no. Tim Brooke-Taylor died of corona.
The Snook: …. Well, that’s bullshit. 😢 https://t.co/wqnq2S7KBA

---

@gilmae @hannahyanfield PatStew as Sejanus is giving him a run for his money tho…

---

@hannahyanfield @gilmae But did you SEE Roger Moore skiing down a hill to California Girls while being shot at by machine guns??

---

@hannahyanfield @gilmae And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (both of which are from books by Ian Fleming!). #uselesstrivia

---

@gilmae @hannahyanfield Hand on heart, I woke up with Duran Duran’s “A View to a Kill” in my head and just made Spotify play it. Legit banger.

---

Crispy pulled pork, coleslaw, and sweet corn. 😍 https://t.co/uzlwlExUfg

---

And here we go again… Least sexy gladiators EVER. 😳 https://t.co/cDxqdkcxrH

---

As a tall woman, I feel triggered. https://t.co/u5yykdinS0

---

“We’ll talk when I get back…” I’m getting a real Ned Stark vibe from Augustus here… https://t.co/CFhbUZiadI

---

Bad figs. “If you berate me on my death bed,” says the Snook, “I’ll HAUNT you.” https://t.co/BWuEwuFALc

---

Yay, Picard! In a curly wig! And he just stone cold stabbed a dude. https://t.co/HS5OFJsJuw

---

@pwcc Yeah, I spent the night convinced I was getting sick. Feel fine today, thankfully.

---

RT @RonanDunneVZ: Another powerful visual demonstration of the effect of social distancing via Ohio Dept of Health https://t.co/iZ9SajAliP

---

RT @tamaradull: @AWScloud announced that it’s making available an #AWS #COVID19 dataset, which it says is a centralized repository of data…

---

@lemon_lime LOLLLLLL

---

@julielerman @dylanbeattie I’m currently tracking Other Kris Howard’s Lush delivery. Maybe she’s stressed – I hope it helps. 🤷‍♀️

---

RT @airandspace: On this day in 1993, Ellen Ochoa become the first Hispanic woman to fly in space: https://t.co/TcfrydAx4h #BecauseOfHerSto…

---

@pwcc I came back from Coles today seething. I got everything I wanted, but people did just NOT grok the 1.5m thing. I resolved to next time carry a 1.5m stick and start poking people with it.

---

RT @MeatMechSuit: @AwfulyPrideful https://t.co/9xiXE9Clre

---

@angelabeechan I’d say separation of church and state, but really, they get very few public holidays at all to be honest.

---

Of course I see the recipe for Dole Whip *after* I get back from the grocery store. 😩🍍 https://t.co/MiMnOmB9H0

---

RT @hunter_hhhh: dont make me tap the sign https://t.co/fH3lNw0o1u

---

@gabehollombe Season 1 of VM is one of the best standalone seasons of TV ever. Quality thereafter gets a bit more variable, but I still love it.

---

@gabehollombe If you watch it, you’ll have to message me after each ep and tell me your predictions for the various mysteries. 🙂

---

@minxdragon @BugHunterSam Sam probably can’t pull it off, but I’m sure you and I could add “All y’all” to that list. 😜

---

RT @SchittsCreek: Catherine O’Hara was just live on Instagram and THIS is how she signed off. https://t.co/bexHLDmEyu

---

Just watched the #SchittsCreek finale and sobbed my eyes out, in the best way. I needed that. ❤️ Well done @danjlevy @annefrances @Realeugenelevy @olreid @emilyhampshire @PopTV @SchittsCreek 👏👏👏

---

Back to the Claudians…

Me: Who are these kids now? How many years have we jumped?!
Rodd (singing): They’re going to dooooo eeeeet… https://t.co/yEM5nvMxJF

---

Me: Julia’s making out with Abed!
Rodd: That’s Herod the younger. https://t.co/TUmxkz1zK1

---

That’s not a wolf… it’s a puuuuuppy! 🐺❤️ https://t.co/ToIJH2FFJk

---

Did she just grab Herod by the…? Yup. https://t.co/JanMRI9F3A

---

Perfect Pan Pizza, homemade by the Snook! (Recipe from @kenjilopezalt at @seriouseats.) ❤️🍕 https://t.co/zVYadEQelH

---

WAIT. He’s not Herod. I was misled! (He’s hot though. I see why Julia hit that.) https://t.co/knNFkovz9s

---

LOL. Bachelors are “murderers of their own posterity.” https://t.co/KCmsvtw1eE

---

ORGY PANFLUTE. https://t.co/KgPrCcTHU9

---

“Did you sleep with my daughter?” “Not… sleep.” 😂 https://t.co/LxUJRbBQSC

---

Now I’m getting bummed out by classical slutshaming. 🙁 https://t.co/Q3wDJ4Cdgs

---

Me: “LOL. Old Augustus looks like Boss Nass.”
Rodd: “He WAS Boss Nass!”
Me: “WHATTTTTT” https://t.co/nmKh4ei4H1

---

@unixbigot I feel like I did, a very long time ago, but I don’t remember much…

---

@unixbigot SAME!!

---

@darthted I’m as disappointed in myself as you are.

---

@darthted OH MY GOD we are now listening to the I Podius podcast and @hodgman just mentioned the Boss Nass thing. HOW DID I MISS THIS

---

@hannahyanfield It’s the series “I, Claudius”. It’s very long so we’re watching in bits. (Caligula does turn up later!)

---

@crankymate @darthted @hannahyanfield Ha. On the I, Podius podcast they talk about how there are an entire generation of us with that experience. 😂

---

Staying in this Autumn suddenly got a whole lot comfier… https://t.co/zpJnXosDcb

---

RT @HamillHimself: Red 5 standing by… https://t.co/dNs2xwWQTH

---

@sundress Yup. Ordered yesterday for delivery next week, but they turned up TODAY! https://t.co/UakADSwTq6

---

RT @FangirlTennant: Got myself dolled up and locked up in Quarantine. Still waiting for the rescue. https://t.co/Zi9zDrnsSl

---

@gilmae @hannahyanfield And live-tweeting it.

---