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@docEbrown1 All levels! From junior to senior…

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@docEbrown1 This one! https://t.co/CmE1yLixqS

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HAIM have a new song called “Hallelujah” and my first thought listening to the lyrics was that they too have been reading far too much #GoodOmens fanfic. (That’s not what the song is actually about, I later discovered.)

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@melissa_loh @MichelePlayfair @thomasvjames YASSSSSSSSS 💃💃💃 I’m the last speaker of the day so he can’t miss me. 😂

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You know, @DDDBrisbane, I wouldn’t get up before 7am on Saturday for just anybody….

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I really want @Olacare_AU to succeed, but fully 40% of drivers lately have cancelled in me after accepting my ride. 😡

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@Amys_Kapers Hm. So maybe my flight is “cancelled” and I have to spend all day in the Qantas Club? 🤔

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@Amys_Kapers Shhh. It’s not really cancelled. I just don’t want to go to hotness. 😂

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Lazy sewing web – anygood Black Friday deals in Australia on sewing machines? I need a new one!

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Just landed! Time to get to #DDDBrisbane!! 🛬 https://t.co/GHi2XraCke

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@damovisa @DDDBrisbane @csferrie Worst kept secret ever. 😂 So excited!

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The most important question is – where’s the after party? @MichelePlayfair – you hanging around? Between us we ought to be able to pull a fun group together… https://t.co/r0amBCpifO

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@MichelePlayfair EXACTLY

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@mobywhale @johnallsopp Actually I will be more comfortable with on-the-spot… 😛

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@girlgerms @MichelePlayfair There’s three! This party is happening.

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@Amys_Kapers @girlgerms @MichelePlayfair My flight gets in at 9:30am, so I should be there in time to see all your talks!

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@devdevcharlie @Netlify WHAAAAAAAT. Congratulations!!

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Spent 10 minutes today hilariously and fruitlessly trying to use 10th grade geometry to lay out a 2x2m square on the floor with @justasitsounds before we noticed the carpet had perfect 50cm squares on it. 😂🤦‍♀️

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@DeirdreS ❤️ That’s amazing. I’m glad you’re still here!

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The @SydTechLeaders Techtivus pole in all its glory… #sydtechleaders https://t.co/xhH3b1kCtU

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The amazing @darthted kicking off @SydTechLeaders Techtivus celebration! Thanks @HowToProspa for hosting… https://t.co/jse12w9Hxe

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RT @SydTechLeaders: It’s nearly time… #sydtechleaders #techtivus https://t.co/I8jC0TgqFr

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RT @lostumbrellas: @SydTechLeaders How @web_goddess had moved them. Bring her to Octavius.

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@randomknits @SydTechLeaders The bay tree had leaf miner. I didn’t want bugs in my hair.

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@MsJonesInSydney @SydTechLeaders @HowToProspa That’s one for @hannahyanfield’s collection. ❤️😂

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RT @SwitchSharonOn: As @bhorowitz brings the street code of rap to startupland, @web_goddess brings lessons of Shakespearean power to @SydT…

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@MichelePlayfair @MsJonesInSydney @SydTechLeaders @HowToProspa I was going for Marc Antony, but I’ll take it. 😉

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The best part of this photo is you can get a glimpse of the amazing “distracted boyfriend” meme slide @gilmae made with my face. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/KTEwLWSLVZ

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@gilmae Here’s the full thing, which made me laugh stupidly loud. 👏👏👏 https://t.co/sgpwDTP8RM

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@ktkaushik @SydTechLeaders Was lovely to meet you! And thank you for your excellent rant.

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@glasnt Twitter’s looks like a rolling filing cabinet.

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RT @tveastman: Women should not have to be brave to be in tech. Equality will be when women can be as lazy as me and still be in tech. http…

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RT @yow_conf: This talk by @darthted will challenge the conventional wisdom around leading distributed teams. #YOWCTO
For more info: https:…

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@mobywhale @SydTechLeaders 🤔 It’s a possibility.

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Self, when your @SydTechLeaders Techtivus rant requires a costume, you have perhaps gone too far. 🤦‍♀️

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@gilmae I could give you more lines you know.

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@nickzoic @ErinJZimmer Heh. Well, usually you’d knit a more interesting stitch than just plain stocking stitch. 😂

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RT @melissa_loh: So much yes to this thread! 💯 https://t.co/0ahs8e9b9n

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RT @burgotastic: Excuse me, we fucken what?! https://t.co/1MtTgcAQvR

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Just when I think I’m done with Good Omens fanfic, I discover a new genre that’s all about Crowley buying Christmas presents for Aziraphale. And it is DELIGHTFUL.

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@unixbigot Huh. I had no idea.

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@minxdragon Here’s one – https://t.co/HWazlzbW4x

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@minxdragon And this one is ADORBS https://t.co/Rj7FwG1ciK

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@minxdragon Just search “Aziraphale Christmas” ❤️

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@minxdragon This one is cute. I hope they finish it!! https://t.co/DR806IwLYp

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@minxdragon THIS IS YOUR FAULT NOW I CANT STOP

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@randomknits YOU’LL CRUSH IT!

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Principality of Munich. (Der Münchner Engel.) 😇 https://t.co/67XBV10jWC https://t.co/tbTDaerfXL

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RT @adamliaw: Intelligence is knowing that Debaser is the best Pixies song. Wisdom is knowing never to try to sing it at karaoke.

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RT @heylauragao: Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking…

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@drzax My anxiety needs a 5 minute buffer.

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Speckled yarns look like vomit, as do 96% of “Find Your Fade” shawls. Come at me, bro. https://t.co/b6tMRzcxGw

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Wollmeise is way overrated. (I’m on a roll here.) https://t.co/b6tMRzcxGw

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@ErinJZimmer Dyed sock blanks are a thing – they didn’t invent them. It’s a easiest way to dye a yarn with a long colour gradient.

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RT @simonahac: the northern indiana public service company is closing all its coal power stations — and will save $4bn.

“it’s not politica…

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The Snook’s superpower is always going to pee 60s before the plane starts to board, making me super anxious.

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Bye bye Deutschland! 👋🎄 @ Frankfurt Airport https://t.co/5Kzf9kSzKW

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