Harry vs. V-man

The BBC website held a contest asking people to tell the entire story of the first six Harry Potter books in under a hundred words. Here are the top 6 entries. My personal favorite is #4, which I shall repeat here because it makes me giggle:

“Harry and his posse gots ta eliminate gangsta V-Man and his evil yet sexeh followers lest they destroy the world.

V-Man has already got Harry’s posse members shot down (family, godfather, Dumble-D), and it’s a-time for revenge!

Harry and crew has got to cruise ’round the hood to find V-Man’s treasures to destroy, and only then can they take him on and blast his ass! Pow!

Hermione and Ron want to hook-up, but feel that Harry’s hollah is more important at the moment, which is way cool, but Harry ain’t bovvered, because he knows that luuurve will get him through.”

V-man and his “evil yet sexeh” followers. How can you not vote for that?

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  1. I also like this one:

    3) EMMA PEARSON, NOTTINGHAM
    BOOK ONE:
    Harry: 😀
    BOOK TWO:
    Harry: 🙂
    BOOK THREE:
    Harry: 😐
    BOOK FOUR:
    Harry: :/
    BOOK FIVE:
    Harry: 🙁
    BOOK SIX:
    Harry: :’

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