Hot rumor from campus: Coach’s is closing! My friend Pat reports that Martin’s and Osco are reportedly buying the property. This sucks! I liked Coach’s! Coach’s and the ‘Backer were my scene. (Yes, I have no shame.) Now even more people are going to have to cram into Club, which will make it suck even more and therefore hated even more by yours truly. The bar scene in South Bend is getting truly pathetic.