I have these trivia quizzes over on my Dahl site, and anybody who gets a perfect score gets their name published on the Trivia Master Board. Of course, kids being kids and all, I have to check the names before they get posted lest I end up with a bunch of naughty words. This morning I was scanning through 2500 names (yeah, I don’t update much anymore) when a few actually caught my eye and made me grin:

• “Homer Sexual”
• “IShouldGetOutMore”
• “Joseph Sciancalepore (Shank-la-poor)” It took me a minute to realize he was giving me the pronunciation.
• “poopala”
• “Southern Gentleman”
• “STEPHANIE CULLEN (I PREFER TO BE CALLED STEPH PLEASE)”
• “vermicious ED”

And I only had to delete about 20 obscenities! Maybe the children are our future…