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    Gahhhh. Rubber soles boots on a polished concrete floor. SQUEEEEEEAK SQUEEEEEEAK. (Sorry to my new colleagues.) 😬

    @LukeSleeman @unixbigot Hmm. Looks my old account is still there, but doesn’t show karma level. 😂 https://t.co/OffvQY7sEl

    @UNIHACKMelb @unihacksyd Oh no! That’s no good. It should be kris.howard at gmail…

    @UNIHACKMelb @unihacksyd Thanks for the bug report! I redirected the domain recently – will investigate. 👍

    RT @Gaohmee: If you’re still confused why we have staggeringly low numbers of female CEOs, here’s a bunch of markers.

    Please go away with…

    @woollythinker Congratulations!!

    @purnimakamath @vbhvsgr Nice! Did he tell you he spoke at YOW Lambda Jam in Sydney a few months back? 😁

    @purnimakamath @vbhvsgr I was in the front row! Lots of fun indeed. 😆

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    RT @unixbigot: This year the “YOW! Connected” conference in Melbourne is ALL about the Internet of Things. The call for presentations is…

    @lindamciver @sauramaia @FCTweedie @datakid23 Well, when I burnt out I went to manage a knitting shop. Small family owned business where I fit in, where my tech skills were appreciated, where I got to interact with customers and help them solve problems, where I didn’t stress about keeping up with every new thing.

    @diversionary Hm. @the_snook and I do the NYT crossword every night. 😐 Are you guys *sure* you’re not related?

    @lindamciver @sauramaia @FCTweedie @datakid23 The only problem is that it was physically a lot harder and it paid a lot worse. Only went back to tech because we got a mortgage.

    Dear Blockchain Rando: No, I don’t want you to LinkedIn message me with an “update” on your tech that I didn’t request. On the upside, hey, I get to remove a connection!

    @mobywhale @hannahyanfield WTF does “slelegant” mean?! 😂

    @richbuggy I have *zero* AWS shirts. HOW CAN THIS BE. @KimAcostaSYD – you are missing a mega marketing opportunity here. 😜

    RT @sailorhg: tuesday night doodles 🐙🦑🦀🐠🐟🐬🐚 https://t.co/Nl8e1T2nF7

    @imdominating No time for love, Dr. Jones!

    (I concur.)

    @hannahyanfield @mobywhale 🤔 Imma need to sit with that one a while.

    @unixbigot @LukeSleeman Did I ever tell you how I caught my husband’s eye because I was reading slashdot in 1999? 😂

    @busbub I mostly ever see that view from meetups when it’s dark at night. It’s stunning during the day!

    @darthted You can smell the serenity. (Enjoy it – you deserve it!)

    RT @push_conf: Where are the Ladies that UX & Design? Join the Call for Speakers! At the moment the men are leading submission numbers 2:1,…

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    @OphelieLechat I read that too! I’m torn. I like the convenience but I reckon I’d get bored.

    @martinabbott It’s a lot easier for guys to get away with that.

    @gilmae Exactly! And add on there “Blow dry your hair so you don’t look feral.” One of these days I’m going full Furiosa, I swear.

    @dougrathbone I’m only in week 2! Too many services to learn. 🙂 But thanks…

    @i386 Don’t forget the tumbler of gin. 🍸😉

    RT @linuxconfau: Last year we had an Art + Tech miniconf and it was glorious. From @web_goddess a writeup of that and more: https://t.co/C…

    @mattallen @OphelieLechat Yes, that. Honestly, I struggled with whether to wear makeup this week. I don’t normally, but studies have shown that it LITERALLY results in ppl thinking women are more competent. 😡

    @mattallen @OphelieLechat I decided in the end to bring my “whole self” to work, which has grown progressively more casual each day. 😂 Laziness FTW

    @jonoabroad @darthted @gilmae ☺️

    Tasmanian Tiger Oven Mitt approves of my 4th of July Compost Cookies. 🐯❤️🇺🇸🍪 https://t.co/Ew9q286YQO https://t.co/pVOIuKKeHd

    Redefining the Hero: The Extrapolated Costume Design of “Wonder Woman” https://t.co/VqQx8gEp2S – Excellent WW costume analysis from @tomandlorenzo. https://t.co/ahPJ3P07Z7

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    RT @waxpancake: Google Reader shut down five years ago today, and I’m still kind of pissed about it.

    @minxdragon Yes indeed! I could send you one, but I bet @frconil could find you a local source faster… 😉

    Today’s #bepeculiar adventure: a full day of new hire orientation! Excited to meet all my fellow new Amazonians. 😁

    It’s been a while since I baked. Was inspired to create some truly OTT American Compost Cookies for the 4th of July! 🇺🇸🍪 https://t.co/tsL9VBXOLx https://t.co/scp5t9eo5C

    Protip: when you update your lambda function code, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY DEPLOY IT IN ORDER FOR IT TO WORK. *smacks forehead*

    @MichelePlayfair https://t.co/V0xiQq3czb

    @MichelePlayfair Oh wait. That’s not the recipe I use. 🤔

    @MichelePlayfair I used this one: https://t.co/VNk68nD1EZ

    I have 79 LinkedIn connection requests with no message to give me any context about where I met them. 😭 People, if you want to connect, LEAVE A NOTE. https://t.co/eBVOfPvgUZ

    Yes to all of this. (Especially the socks!) 🧦❤️ https://t.co/2AnJWro4Xi

    @mootpointer Like I wouldn’t recognise the guy with THE BEST SPEAKER PHOTO EVER.

    @Amys_Kapers It ALL went in the cookies.

    @boyter Okay, I am still pretty new to serverless, so please explain that bit a little more!

    @twistieman Nope – you didn’t hit the connect button! But it’s cool – Imma do it. 🙂

    @boyter Ahhh, I see. Luckily I was fixing mine about 12 hours after it had failed and timed out. 🙂

    List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself – https://t.co/hcWmQ7Vyln – @mcsweeneys killing it again with the “I laugh so that I don’t weep” content.

    Annoying part of having a 9-5 office job that I totally forgot about: picking a different outfit every single morning. Ugh.

    @jonoabroad Pants, every damn day. 😒

    @Taco_Lad @jonoabroad More socially acceptable for dudes. Still – considering it!

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    Banksy Hits Paris with Sharp Political Criticism and Several Mischievous Rats https://t.co/eFGw3j5Iuw – This is very cool. https://t.co/ewt6k9SDry

    Diagnosis: Female https://t.co/S8wwErEPWU – DAMN. My (male) GP is great, but I still wince-laughed at this… as would pretty much every woman, I reckon.

    @feraldata Any chance you’ll be in Sydney on August 22? @SydTechLeaders are having a meetup focused on ethics in tech and we’d love to have you join us.

    @randomknits Awww, @gilmae has a bebe!

    Just donated. You should too. 👍 https://t.co/uvGjs7Wndo

    Did you know there are 19 tech events happening in Sydney on July 3? 😱 Blog post: Introducing MUGicalNode! I wrote a serverless app to create calendars of Aussie tech events that YOU can subscribe to in your calendar app of choice. https://t.co/ahIouoqzWl https://t.co/WZfd94AviM

    @LapTop006 Ahhh, of course. It’s those @meetupmadness folks with their #beerops event! Should’ve known. 😂

    @gilmae That’s only been possible for a couple days! 😂

    @lemon_lime Ooh, I didn’t know Season 2 was out! I hear they did a Queer Eye crossover though. 😂

    @Mandy_Kerr @DDDPerth @msandfor @AshleyAitken @robdmoore Congrats to all of you!!❤️

    @lemon_lime It got added the other day as a special extra on the end of the QE2 season, I think. I haven’t watched it yet.

    RT @glasnt: I’m running a conference next month. You should come along

    https://t.co/KPA8tfY5US

    @larsklint Congratulations!!

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    RT @Doctor_Astro: Always my president #thisisouramerica @BarackObama https://t.co/20QCAy2M2k

    @Amys_Kapers At the last SydTechLeaders I managed to score some new stock from @CampaignMonitor and @MessageMedia1, and then I picked up some new AWS ones yesterday. 😃

    RT @ChappellTracker: Simplicity just released a pattern that’s inspired by Rose Tico in Star Wars, and it’s listed under the “costume” sect…

    RT @KimAcostaSYD: What. A. Crowd. #shehacks2018 by GirlGeeks Sydney!! #DiversityandInclusion #WomenInSTEM https://t.co/RtG5JoYGza

    RT @SafetyCultureHQ: From 3 coffee addicts: hope you all enjoy the coffee by #SafetyCulture #Getcaffeinated #SheHacks2018 https://t.co/mM1u…

    RT @SerriLaw: Hackathon pro-tip: don’t refactor from functional to object orientated at 1am 👍😴☕️ #shehacks2018

    I spoke at DevFest 2017 in Melbourne, and I can’t recommend it enough. I had been feeling burnt out but the energy and friendliness of the attendees totally lifted me up! https://t.co/6IWlZQwEMr

    RT @kelleydeal: Come on Ohio!!! https://t.co/YfPVrGQzSC

    @LJKenward @Amys_Kapers @CampaignMonitor @MessageMedia1 HA! I wish. 😂

    @SarahLacrx It speaks to me. 😂

    Hey @GoCatchApp – I know you’re about to IPO, but spamming me with push notifications and actual phone calls just annoys me and makes me want to delete my account. Please CHILL OUT. https://t.co/U9CEUW1sn9

    RT @JulieOwenMoylan: I tweet this every single time this issue is raised and I always lose some followers and I never care.

    Fact..There is…

    Ugh. Just heard from someone in their coworking space that it looks like they’ve brought in an army of uni students to do the calling. Even spammier than I thought. 🙁 https://t.co/SJrwrj2xVe

    The reward for my first week! Been looking forward to this. 😍 https://t.co/MJlXU3DAlp https://t.co/ipmffskpdQ

    Appropriately kitted out for the #shehacks2018 presentations! (❤️ @currawongwhsper) https://t.co/tqPEUO2Qgw

    @tarynewens They’re here!!

    I have the sticker bag! Just come find me if you want some. ❤️ #shehacks2018 @tarynewens

    Realisation: I have worked for FOUR of the #shehacks2018 sponsors in my career. These are companies you want to work for. ❤️ https://t.co/8DT4PicnBT

    Everybody’s excited for the #shehacks2018 judging! https://t.co/g2ToNuh8O4

    First team up is “locally”, an online concierge and bulletin board for apartment dwellers! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/JfNju3NU0u

    Next up: Recipejam! Select your ingredients; find out what you can make! Been looking forward to this one on account of the meme tweets. 😂 #shehacks2018 https://t.co/cWpwah04rT

    Loving the energy from the Heka team – an app to give users more power over their health and transparency with their GP. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/cxH2FeXIA6

    Next team begins with a demo of a voice assistant to track feedings for new mothers – Mother Hen! Great idea and use of zero UI. 🐔 #shehacks2018 https://t.co/pVcsMA7TVK

    Hehe. I caught the #shehacks2018 judges mid-selfie! https://t.co/BXQBx4dSD1 https://t.co/gvvqAoepU0

    “Awwwwww!” The entire crowd reacts to the Reef Buddies team’s first slide. It’s a Chrome extension to raise funds for WWF Australia. ❤️🐳🐢🐠 #shehacks2018 https://t.co/eyfXzlxwAG

    Smart Food Shelf – upload a photo of your fridge contents, and a machine learning algorithm identifies what you’ve got and can make! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/T1Wyi0rTH9

    Had a bad day? Kelly cares! (Kelly is a sentiment analysis bot that can deliver self-care in the form of flowers, wine, and more.) #shehacks2018 https://t.co/mmRELtLoXt

    Next up – Visble. Type in a word and get a video clip showing you how to say it in a sentence like a native speaker! Nice idea. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/GWS39uvTSU

    MeSafe – an app to help folks get home safely at night. See problem areas, send a text with your location, and call a cab. Nice app – but depressing that we need this. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/uLZGts2Yqy

    Eventure – the smart, personalised event aggregator. “HELL YEAH!” 😂 Great energy from this team. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/uwcWmIrAEP

    I Can – an IoT device (built on top of Amazon Dash buttons!) so kids can play soothing customised sounds and control their nightlights. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/WbQNZ3PPtt

    Newscope – fight fake news and government censorship with citizen-sourced data and journalism! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/6Idh4VdZol

    WanderLocal – a way of finding events in your neighbourhood. Interested to see so many projects about living locally! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/gpR2oIUgow

    When I see a clothing-related app from @hannahcancode, I know it’s going to be good! My Perfect Fit uses AR to help you shop online for clothes that fit. #SheHacks2018 https://t.co/PI3G1u5Wn9

    RT @awscloud: Join us for AWS Hackdays spotlight on Amazon Rekognition, Lex, Transcribe, Translate, Comprehend & SageMaker. https://t.co/d7…

    @JessNorris333 Oh god, one size fits all is THE WORST! 😂

    How do you know what to wear or what etiquette to observe on a work trip to another country? BizAware will help you out! GREAT idea. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/tOo3dPEsPa

    Snapr – automatically create calendar reminders from photos you take of event posters! I would use this. #shehacks2018 https://t.co/54u9ILFqzr

    Final team – TARDIS. An AI bot to help you be more productive with your time and reach your goals. (Oof. I do not want to see my Netflix usage stats.) #shehacks2018 https://t.co/yFSf2tmBsa

    Apparently my pear sweater reminds @agnosz of this Polish dude. 🤨 https://t.co/5g20qzj41O

    CUPCAAAAAKES!! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/TVzAGEyVjT

    Stickers are out again!! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/SyxrbEDBBb

    A lovely shout out from @azadehkhojandi to @shvedma as we start the award presentations! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/Yeej8Ne7Iz

    The People’s Choice award went to the Great Barrier Reef project! #shehacks2018 👏 https://t.co/CisEE0YT9m

    Best UX went to WanderLocal! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/h9fVi3lybU

    Commercially Viable went to My Perfect Fit! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/HE8O3Lk8SX

    Best 3rd Party API use went to Recipe Jam! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/olelReq3le

    Best Open Source Contribution went to I Can! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/Adlsn6Evy5

    Best AI and Machine Learning went to Smart Food Shelf! #shehacks2018 https://t.co/22FFxFDKMO

    @AndrewADavidson 😂😂

    @Bsmithb2 @girlgerms @megandell @_bron_ I also have a public Twitter list of Aussie Tech Women. Just check my profile. (Stupid mobile app doesn’t seem to show URL.)

    RT @luizbon: Worth mention those girls had no experience with #Chatbots before starting the project in the morning.
    Let’s have more women i…

    Twitter awards for #shehacks2018 went to @SerriLaw, @tarynewens, and @PKodmad! (I am slightly only bitter at being disqualified.) 😜 https://t.co/zSTUArE59u

    RT @hannahcancode: I’m really proud to be working for a SheHacks sponsor! https://t.co/Cy7J5hEXNL

    Massive thank you to @azadehkhojandi from @shvedma, me, and the entire @GGDSydney community. #shehacks2018 was brilliant, and a huge part of that was due to her massive effort as organiser! 👏❤️ https://t.co/izX0CvhHHw

    RT @tarynewens: Presentation time! This is going to be an amazing look inside some very talented women devs minds, and show what we can acc…

    @KimAcostaSYD I was off to the side getting photos of everybody. Next year. 😉

    @LiamElliott_au Everything was very good! Lots of Australian ingredients, many of which I hadn’t had before. Beverage pairing was interesting too – some very funky “natural” wines.

    @LiamElliott_au Fave courses were the kangaroo jaffle and the folded eggs!

    Not gonna lie – did a double take at this @canvalife swag… 😂 https://t.co/JZPcuPsfpA https://t.co/xtFmSfpIH9

    @happystash I should’ve done them as a proper thread! Sorry about that. The event was a one-day all-women hackathon put on by our local Girl Geeks group. 🙂

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    Well, that’s a cool note to end the week on. 😸 Thanks @TheBigMeeow! https://t.co/NRiGEC0If1

    @TheBigMeeow @annie_parker After a week battling imposter syndrome, it was much needed. ❤️

    #shehacks2018 is not about competing; it’s about learning and networking. @azadehkhojandi setting the tone for the night! 👏❤️ https://t.co/v7ARYVGYsk

    More than 700 emails went into organising #shehacks2018… 232 of which went to THIS GUY. 😂 @ureliengaudin https://t.co/EYwTsHDKes

    My only regret is that I can no longer mock @mattallen77. #ivedrunkthekoolaid https://t.co/TCzOPpCt4w https://t.co/g7iq4M8HbY

    I really wish Twitter would translate Instagram names. 😕 @mattallen https://t.co/PBymoWaHEh

    @mattallen I wonder if it’s because I used IFTTT. Maybe it would translate if I shared directly… but then the photo wouldn’t show. 😒

    Don’t underestimate the presentation part of #shehacks2018 – it’s part of learning. As women, we need to practice raising our voices at the table. FANTASTIC ADVICE! @azadehkhojandi 🙌 https://t.co/L8ftd9jOix

    Look at this huge crowd of brilliant technical women! #shehacks2018 👏 https://t.co/29SivSjIfe

    The sticker bag is open, #shehacks2018! Come help yourself. 😁 https://t.co/j1QQ7O59w9

    #shehacks2018 sticker FRENZYYYYYYY! (Thanks for the @AWSCloudANZ stickers @MitchyBGood!!) https://t.co/XbWqvHbF0r

    @chixors 😡😡😡😡

    @xerxesb Yep. We’re actually planning a future @SydTechLeaders meetup around this topic because it’s so hard. Interested in speaking? 😉

    @hannahcancode You are!!

    @nxdnz @perrynfowler Everything about that sentence and photograph is AWESOME. 🤘

    Me: “How did my first week go? It’s like I went into the little box that shows you where you fit in the universe, and it’s a lot scarier than it was a month ago.”

    Him: “Easy, Zaphod.” 😜

    This one is SCREAMING. Cannot unsee. 😱 https://t.co/zTjcWjEkKX

    @tarynewens I’ll bring it back tomorrow afternoon. 😁

    RT @vanillavial: Dog owners: this is my precious angel boy who I payed $3,000 for last November and I finally got to take him today he’s my…

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    My new office has a pretty nice view! https://t.co/sncy8qF1aG https://t.co/UWoQegMOUC

    @Direwolf82 That’s from @sailorhg – got it with a t-shirt. 🙂

    @hannahcancode @chrisjrn 😳 I didn’t do it!

    Started the day in Sydney; somehow finishing it in Blade Runner. 😳 https://t.co/rhP3LBeFc6 https://t.co/qXP30lR9Ge

    @netpraxis 2 Park Street! Near Town Hall.

    @SoniaCuff Oh, I’ve got two at home even worse than that. I think this one will stay pristine for a while. 😂

    @nitecoder It was an awesome view!

    Look out, Google Home… There’s a new sheriff in town. 😜 #alexa https://t.co/heryUuUSjn https://t.co/wv84kDmw3k

    @jonoabroad It’s a first gen Echo. 😂

    RT @repjohnlewis: Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Our struggle is not the struggle of a day, a week, a mont…

    Somehow only just saw this interview with a lovely mention of my 2017 @dddperth talk from @battlepanda_au. ❤️ “Volunteer Spotlight: David Schokker” by Rebecca Waters https://t.co/WrhaH5x9tb

    I’ve got a new Macbook Pro at work, thankfully without TouchBar. I found this hilarious: https://t.co/zlTSJ4Ub3f

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    Join us at AWS Innovate Online Conference 2018 on the 19th of July, 2018. With over 50+ business and technical sessions, this conference is designed for executives and IT professionals to connect, collaborate, and learn how to build on AWS. https://t.co/lktUc30ZtY

    @glenngillen I was gonna edit it to sound more like me, but I can’t be bothered after three days of having my brain smushed. 😂

    @evanderkoogh @glenngillen Whaddaya mean? (she says polishing off another cup of Kool-Aid…)

    @crankymate Just seeing who’s paying attention… 😂 (I got to inspire some jealousy yesterday showing off my @canva patch!)

    RT @liedra: Newtown Firies know what’s up https://t.co/JQpmzmAprg

    Important laptop sticker decision time. I think I’m going to leave it quite minimal for now… https://t.co/zlVpnPU2fC https://t.co/deQsSVKN50

    @keranm From @sailorhg! 💜

    @diversionary Was there any interest in speaking at @SydTechLeaders? We’re finalising lineup..,

    @glenngillen At my first Women@Amazon event, and there’s your name on the committee slide. ❤️

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    RT @aardrian: I have written a letter to my clients about Gutenberg: https://t.co/Ye7qrtKaaf
    In short, I am pushing the Classic Editor plug…

    @larsklint Hey, congrats! I’ve met a few of the @acloudguru folks, like @petehanssens and @drewfirment. Great move – best of luck with it!

    @i386 Wow, so cool! (Damn. You start early.)

    After years of waiting, technicians are *finally* in our street in Chippendale today putting in infrastructure for the NBN! 👏 https://t.co/w5dx0S1HBu

    @CraigsOverItAll I’m not too worried. @the_snook has been monitoring the whole thing since day dot and assures me it’ll be a step up from what we’ve got now.

    @anxietytech @BugHunterSam May be of interest!