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    RT @griph: ELDER UFO DIMENSION GODS: this timeline was not meant to be. we are sorry but we must collapse it before it does any more damage…

    @randomknits You need to dye her hair to match yours!!

    My rebirth as a developer continues apace. I spent all day Sunday coding and swearing. “FUCK TIME ZONES” is a legit commit message, right?

    @yortw 😭😭😭

    @yortw I started my career as a dev, so not really a stranger to these. I just haven’t done it in a long time, and I’ve forgotten how shit some things are. 😑

    @IamStan @gitlost HA! I wonder if mine will show up there…

    MUGicalNode – now with daily digests! The result of today’s tussling with timezones… https://t.co/E8UEpAqwOc https://t.co/obRGDAdCbL

    RT @SydTechLeaders: If you’re no longer attending Thursday’s meetup, please update your RSVP to free up a spot for someone on the waitlist!…

    @zarahjutz THAT’S AWESOME! You’ll smash it. 🙂

    @minxdragon I’m annoyed we can’t go together and sit in the corner and drink cocktails! 😂

    Wow. One of my most popular tweets of all time. Y’all really hate time zones. 😂

    @ReasonableCoder It’s a calendar app. Using ical-toolkit, which works fine – except for full day events, which somehow don’t obey time zone formatting. 😧 https://t.co/jm7Zj3HWkV

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    @emma_n_robbins Yes, THIS. I’ve had employers question why I’ve changed jobs more than men of my age in the industry. BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET A RAISE. If I didn’t, I’d be on < 1/3 what I’m on now.

    @Mandy_Kerr Nah, just got nearly 100 connection requests from complete randoms who don’t include a note, and it’s annoying the crap out of me.

    @evanderkoogh @WaiLingKo What was that eldritch horror meant to be??

    Somebody missed his Mama… 😻 https://t.co/NczTDJmaVi https://t.co/xV7RxL8qpt

    @frankarr Interesting. We have watched a few eps of “Gourmet Samurai” too – highly recommended. Similar idea with a retired guy who goes to restaurants for lunch!

    @frankarr Correction: Samurai Gourmet.

    @ricardoy1 He’s more cuddly in winter when it’s colder. 😂

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    Woven tapestry of the “Golden Record” sent into space with Voyager. I ❤️ this!! https://t.co/HWnapeOLtY via @metafilter https://t.co/Ntr11g4n6h

    🤨 https://t.co/59sz2exgVw

    RT @SwariAntifa: friend of mine who doesn’t use twitter made this and said i could post it here https://t.co/zY7Oj6MH0u

    What’s ”the cloud” made of? Chicken wire. 😂❤️☁️ #socute https://t.co/FEIwFTvRkZ https://t.co/yOW3qjguXc

    RT @BenKentish: There is currently a “Dalek Trump” bring paraded down Whitehall accompanied by “Secret Service agents”… https://t.co/6aoP…

    Gudetama is happy we were able to squeeze in a visit to @punch.gram. 👊 https://t.co/ZeenAvh5v9 https://t.co/VhQss7fjSs

    RT @awscloud: Learn how industry leaders like @GEHealthcare , @CondeNast and @Intuit are partnering with AWS for AI innovation. https://t.…

    Are you animals happy now? You finally ruined it for everyone. https://t.co/Lct0AxKpoj

    @darthted But they must be telling you that? It’s the totally random, inexplicable ones that get me.

    How you recognise a Singaporean cafe run by someone who’s lived in Melbourne. 😍 @punch.gram https://t.co/hk3RRtER1C https://t.co/He3g9SGz5e

    RT @RoaldDahlFans: Oh no! Our thoughts go out to Denise Nickerson, who played Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka. 💜 Willy Wonka child star i…

    Lovely new colleague got me into Qantas Lounge, and DAMN. Delicious carbs… https://t.co/HakpSkOrEA https://t.co/cgnZhLl0uk

    RT @StoryBoardGamer: from @tinstargames https://t.co/zKFs42ujJ3

    @developerjack @i386 @michaelneale I’m trying to get a status match. Waiting to hear back.

    Good grief. If you’re wondering where half of Sydney is, they’re waiting for their luggage in the Qantas arrivals hall. 😩

    I don’t understand why the @SydneyAirport taxi rank has 100 turnstiles that I’ve never seen used, even when the queue is backed up to the terminal (like now).

    RT @Cat_Headley: For once,I hope Prince Philip is eye wateringly rude to a foreigner.

    RT @nicole22___: GIRLS

    have you ever shopped in the men’s clothing section at a store?

    retweet if yes
    like if no

    i’m trying to prove a p…

    @samthor @SydneyAirport I live pretty close. Training to Central and then hauling my suitcase down Broadway isn’t on the cards after a Friday night redeye. 😒

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    Cool – Submarine Cable Map 2018. Was literally *just* talking with a fellow techie about his plan to retire to Vanuatu due to low tax rate and fast Internet. 😂 https://t.co/wMm8OmcAZ0 via The Sizzle @decryption https://t.co/WvFQ39JeAp

    @twasink @decryption Heh. I don’t know if he factored that into his plans…

    Cannot decide if my dogged insistence on following the rules when others don’t makes me a lone voice of rectitude in the wilderness… or a complete sucker.

    A beautiful day… indeed. #nofilter https://t.co/lGnrLf2edM https://t.co/cxxLeCY6Yg

    Feeling the @yow_conf family love tonight… ❤️ @purnimakamath @vbhvsgr https://t.co/MJiQcmbG3L

    @yow_conf @purnimakamath @vbhvsgr Nah, Harry’s Bar at Clarke Quay.

    This is excellent advice for anyone who wants to be a better friend and partner. If you suck at emotional labour, you need to read this and DO THESE THINGS MORE OFTEN. https://t.co/uBCG9Hyj6e

    @PrakritiMateti @Zendesk @yes_khalida WAY TO GO! 👏

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    @The_McJones The whole submarine debacle did lead to a hearty chuckle on my part when the Snook busted out “getting his wallet out after the cheque’s been paid,” so that’s good. 😂

    Sudden realisation: cryptocurrency : tech industry :: graffiti knitting : craft community. (At least as far as I’m concerned.) #hottake

    @hj_chen @bgever @webconf_asia @JuniorDevSG Leave Friday night. But I’ll be back in two weeks!

    @DomesticMouse Uccchhh, yes. Internet fad akin to zombie flash mobs that is still somehow going.

    I ate like 3 of these steamed lotus paste buns today before someone pointed out they were shaped like BUNNIES! 😂🐰 https://t.co/nKMShCWUxL https://t.co/sQklhoUNsv

    @melissa_loh Whaaaaat

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    As hotel breakfast buffets go, this is pretty OTT. 😂 https://t.co/pB4tS13QVH https://t.co/7ogH2KutLs

    @LozzySimp Park Royal on Pickering in Singapore!

    @purnimakamath @coderkungfu @vbhvsgr Thursday works for me! Training should finish up earlyish. I’m in Chinatown but happy to go wherever

    @MelissaKaulfuss Park Royal on Pickering

    @purnimakamath @coderkungfu @vbhvsgr Sounds good to me!

    @themaninblue My photo cropped out the fact that there were actually just as many jars of lollies on the other side of the fountain. 😳

    Alone once again in Singapore? Time to go on a pilgrimage for more Michelin-rated hawker food!

    @bgever @hj_chen Hehe – we know each other! Met at @webconf_asia last year, then again at @JuniorDevSG a few months back. Hello! I’m meeting some locals for dinner Thursday if you’re free!

    @glenngillen Exactly the one! I think quality’s gone downhill since it expanded. It was fine, but not amazing.

    @glenngillen I saw that place! But I got an ice cream sandwich from a street guy instead. 😂

    @glenngillen PS WHY ARENT YOU HERE. I saw @mattallen today! https://t.co/0S7D5GVURU

    @KenScambler Bahhh. They’re in Sydney!

    Alledgedly the world’s cheapest Michelin-starred meal at $3.80. (Not to be too Aussie about it, but I found it pretty ordinary…) https://t.co/4U9BQsx459 https://t.co/IKPIerXFtw

    Pop-pop gets a treat? Cheap dessert on a warm night in Chinatown… https://t.co/sdgBVu14Hy https://t.co/TOyzjXYC2x

    @gabehollombe You’re in HK? But I’m back in SG! 😂

    RT @Grady_Booch: Today’s lesson.

    Non-white/non-male developers have to put up with a veritable tsunami of crap just because they are not w…

    RT @RickNerdvarro: @jk_rowling This world has too many Cornelius Fudges and not enough Hermione Grangers.

    @boundvariable I can’t believe I didn’t think to use the appropriate photo and caption. 😂

    TFW you’re the only person in the infinity pool… https://t.co/Rna8vUQLzp https://t.co/KddFfytwaG

    @KenScambler @mattdelves I was going by this list: https://t.co/sVHduacGgQ. I’ve now been to three of those!

    RT @danieloh30: New AWS auto-scaler started life as private show for Netflix https://t.co/jarmpzWlR6 via @theregister

    Do other tech folks get LinkedIn requests to advise dodgy crypto currency startups, or am I just lucky like that? 😂

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    RT @voxxedsingapore: We are glad to announce that we have donated 10% of our 2018 profit margin to charity @passerellesNume . That will pay…

    Heading back to Singapore for a weeklong training session… (More chicken rice?? Don’t mind if I do!) https://t.co/GsnAYKKlaY https://t.co/r8BKDNUjQ7

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    Thank you @googledownunder for today’s Doodle. As a newer Australian, I’d never learned about Mum Shirl before. What an amazing person! https://t.co/76K3RQ3Wsf https://t.co/2ivyjkhlBG

    OH EXCELLENT. @TweetDeck now supports image descriptions for accessibility! 👏 https://t.co/41SLfYFp4P

    Fascinating. Listening to latest ep of @nbcthegoodplace podcast, and writers’ process is 14 ppl each with monitors but only one keyboard. It’s basically #mobprogramming! @WoodyZuill

    @FakeSamRitchie @unixbigot Nice job!!

    @FakeSamRitchie @unixbigot I am confused by the pallets.

    RT @fred_guttenberg: Since July 4th, I have received many tweets from the gun lobby accusing me of exploiting Jaime. Below are two picture…

    @lynnlangit Just realised you’re coming out for NDC! If you’ve got an evening free, let me know. Would love to take you to dinner to thank you for your advice. 🙂

    Another winter harvest from Farmer Snook: ginger!! https://t.co/P36lmtKzxh https://t.co/bpZWDoP0KM

    @Malarkey @johnallsopp Stop trying to make fetch happen, you two.

    RT @ChiefScientist: I want a badge on software “made by middle-aged people with kids who’ve been around the block a few dozen times” https:…

    @lynnlangit @allPowerde WHAAAAAAAAAT. Okay, definitely many get-togethers in our future over that time!

    @FakeSamRitchie @AndyDentPerth @unixbigot That’s why I sew. Much quicker return on investment!

    RT @FizzySodaWave: I’m in actual tears from laughing so hard at this post https://t.co/w04mzkLk6B

    Best. Idea. EVER. https://t.co/M9TTQ2TIX8

    @johnbarton Famous women sea captains and/or pirates!!

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    Dammit, winter breeeze! You just ruined my lovely salon blowout! 💨😫 https://t.co/iXEsUxXMvq https://t.co/uOLNJdGen7

    This junky boat has been sitting in this exact spot on Wilson St. for literally 6+ years. I always wonder why @cityofsydney hasn’t towed it away… https://t.co/2MkYluyqEw

    @Rellarc79 As someone who would like to donate but can’t, thank you!

    RT @knittymag: This is shocking behaviour from the new owners of Diamond Yarns. I share so that other LYSs and yarn companies know what DY…

    @levelsconf @seekjobs Yayyyy, I see @shelleglee! 👋

    RT @gray: The new Stabilo adverts are perfect. https://t.co/lGjmBU56j2

    RT @paddypower: FAN DENIAL: Every time Russia scored at this World Cup we donated to LGBT+ causes. Some people on the internet got mad. #Ra…

    How did I not know there was going to be a knitting emoji??! ❤️ @glasnt @KnitGuildNSW https://t.co/ACmAJ9B70f

    @mattallen @cityofsydney I think it’s been abandoned. At what point does a ranger notice that it hasn’t moved in half a decade?!

    RT @freshtonic: Straya as fuck https://t.co/gkb86MGlSN

    @purnimakamath @coderkungfu @vbhvsgr Heading back to Singapore on Monday for the week! 😱

    @purnimakamath @coderkungfu @vbhvsgr Will be in training every day, the whole time. Might be free on Tuesday or Thursday evening, but I reckon that’s about it. (I’ll also be back two weeks later for the week of the 23rd! 😳)

    @lostumbrellas @diversionary @mobywhale @msharp Induction cooktop, I’m guessing. Although I didn’t realise “Death Star” was a current trend in kitchen style! 😂

    After 6 long years, our Meyer lemon tree finally bore fruit! https://t.co/7FBmTdmfZ0 https://t.co/Ae7gSFj9QU

    @coderkungfu @purnimakamath @vbhvsgr @JuniorDevSG Will be flying back Friday night so I’ll miss it. 😕

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    Oh. Discovered there’s a “Message Requests” screen in Instagram. There’s where old army dudes message me about my beautiful profile. 🙄 (Another one to add to your privilege pockets, @gilmae.)

    @i386 The. Worst.

    @i386 I MEANT YOU

    We stayed in Gillette last year for the eclipse. It wasn’t remotely full. We didn’t see any people of colour. This guy seems like an ass. https://t.co/G5EIIOtVk7

    @mark_sabbatical Don’t forget the ants!

    *cough* You know who you are. https://t.co/kK5W3IT0l7

    @twasink So are tomatoes! That was the point! 😂

    I want a white noise machine with a “Noddy’s on King on Saturday morning” setting. Chill music, indistinct chatter, hair dryers… 😴