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    @dbsmasher @alicegoldfuss @mipsytipsy I think the popular conception of “mentor” = one-way Yoda-like relationship is really limiting. I was in a group activity a year ago where we came up with all kinds of types of mentors, with sponsors and peers included. https://t.co/GvYBkeouOJ

    Final touches nearly done for Art + Tech miniconf at @linuxconfau. Did you hear we’re having an exhibition on Monday? 😊 You’ll be able to check out some of the projects the speakers will be talking about the next day! #lca2018 https://t.co/et1eL7xoVj

    @stibbons Was literally just drafting a tweet about it, so I took advantage to quote yours. 😛

    @TheAmpHour Are you guys going to be there? I remember you once mentioned on the podcast my Ignite Sydney talk about knitting and coding. Well, I’m running a whole Art + Tech miniconf this year on that theme! 🙂

    The Takeout’s guide to eating Korean food like a Korean https://t.co/ZOl37SKzlC My only complaint is they left out mandu!

    RT @lynnlangit: Mentoring happiness = hearing:
    – “My client signed the contract.”
    – “I raised my rate.”
    – “It felt great to deposit the pay…

    @LizlingC @KetanJ0 @ribitdotnet @hi1z @ajaxdavis You need to know about @indigitek! @KieranSatour @taminap

    Snuck in to #androidsyd for @GRobilliard’s last meetup as organiser! 😭 https://t.co/KQxZErEn9J

    Learning about @flutterio from @QuirijnGB. TRIVIA: At @yow_conf last month, I learned from Kasper Lund that Flutter was used to build the @HamiltonMusical app! #androidsyd https://t.co/jLikQQdkk8 https://t.co/MsFfzsDZRO

    @ariskataoka Welcome!!

    SEE? Now @QuirijnGB is showing it off!! 😂 #androidsyd https://t.co/HKBsHnX1y7

    Second talk of the night is @sir_tilbrook talking Kotlin: “One of the things I like about is is that it’s… not Java.” 😂 #androidsyd https://t.co/f5RaCvT5TD

    @JennaGuillaume Best. Eps. Ever.

    @JennaGuillaume As an American: that’s not a real theme. Has never been a real theme. Shut up Barbara Johns.

    @JennaGuillaume Andie redeems herself in this episode for me after her shittiness in The Longest Day. She tries to be a good friend.

    @JennaGuillaume I love how I’m always at a tech meetup during #PaceysCreek, furtively commenting on your posts instead of paying attention. (I’m the worst.)

    “Awwwww” and applause and flowers for @GRobilliard as she passes the #androidsyd torch! 😭👏💐 https://t.co/o744KqLqYw

    Fun fact: the flowers for @GRobilliard were almost as big as @mobywhale. 😂😂 https://t.co/I0EgI03oOU

    RT @hannahyanfield: Omg @web_goddess @mobywhale look at me tweet!!! https://t.co/WM304mEaGY

    RT @JodiMcA: I’m glad Joey’s getting some support from her sister, but I wish Bessie would run a stronger DAWSON IS THE WORST line. On acco…

    RT @JodiMcA: Pacey recognising that the earrings that Dawson adorned Joey with aren’t her, and remembering her mother’s bracelet is… OH M…

    RT @JodiMcA: So there’s a feminist literary critic that I like that argues that a lot of women’s literature revolves around a heroine’s sea…

    @thejameskyle Damn! I haven’t even tried any of the extra modes.

    RT @sir_tilbrook: Last year Ada went to her @yow_conf. Then on Christmas day she was surprised to get a signed copy of Hello Ruby from @lin…

    @mobywhale @hannahyanfield “Do I… like… AT you?” 😂

    @starbuxman You deserve it! Enjoy the serenity and spending time with your important folks. 🙂

    The Revenge of Horace: The Snook spotted “the world’s biggest Huntsman” crawling under our bed at 11pm. Tore the whole room apart, poked the vacuum cleaner everywhere, cats very curious, and… Nothing. We can’t find him. 😳🕷 https://t.co/KCXycJAC7B https://t.co/JkJd9ngAZw

    @benschwarz Lately it’s “How Did This Get Made.”

    @drkyliesmith Meh. I’m fine with it. I should’ve just squished it with a shoe. SOMEBODY was dancing around like it was crawling on his legs, and it wasn’t me!

    @northernsunbird @josephgentle Hilariously, I was the one that was fine with it. It was somebody *else* that had the issue. 😂

    Big crowd at @Data61news for @dibblego’s functional programming course! Current mood: intimidated but optimistic. #krislearnsfp https://t.co/wZG40aDTEg

    Never been so happy to see this guy. 😂 @jedws #krislearnsfp https://t.co/Hu9pxy0ytg

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    RT @tchoi8: Studio visit w @kosamari talking about code and weaving, instruction and execution, encoding and running (a program), source co…

    RT @clinton_roy: Dear GLAM friends, I’m collection information for a session I’m running at #lca2018 next week: what software would you lik…

    @i386 My first thought was: “Oh, it’s the toilet paper doggie!” Advertising has ROTTED MY BRAIN.

    @gilmae @jonoabroad Oh god. During the height of Wollmeise mania, people would get up at 2am to order it when the website would be updated. I knew women whose stash was worth more than my super account.

    @gilmae @jonoabroad It’s fun to be in on a fad early, but I’m too much of a hipster to want to do something that everybody else is doing. 😜

    @jonoabroad I don’t buy a lot these days, but I’m still loyal to Morris & Sons in Sydney. (I used to work there.) They have good sales every year in May and December.

    @christanyc OOH – let me introduce you to the wonderful women behind @OtletResearch!

    @jonoabroad Yep: https://t.co/qfmMDwmhHy.

    @jonoabroad Honestly – I’m not surprised. We don’t have a lot of Aussie yarn available here either. The costs ($ and environmental) of scouring mean a lot of yarn manufacture has moved to China.

    Great post @MelanieCanva! My favourite part was the bit about making Australia synonymous with innovation and solving hard problems. 👏 “21 Questions from Aussie Startups…” https://t.co/qfhR2H98Md https://t.co/kaZLr7wRZC

    @jesstelford @slace @thethinkmill OOH. A) Congrats Jess! B) Way to go @thethinkmill! C) Ooh, @slace, I’m tempted to try to integrate this with my meetup calendar script…

    @mme_hammond So basically, asymmetrical shawls in speckled yarn are our collective Kryptonite. 😂

    @aimee_maree @lca2018 I’m doing Open Hardware this year again! Building a robot. @mage0r and the organisers are trying hard to get folks from underrepresented groups to attend, which I really appreciate.

    HEAR HEAR @crankymate! 👏 https://t.co/UMsBMrRIHT

    RT @SydTechLeaders: Next meetup will be Jan 24th: Building Your Brand as a “Thought Leader” – or not! https://t.co/xdUaO6ruLb Featuring the…

    RT @paulisci: So, it turns out that the last thing we’re all going to see is a push notification.

    @mme_hammond https://t.co/Gojgu9KrB1

    RT @craigles75: We have a bunch of great new developer and BA roles at SEEK due to kicking off new initiatives. Perm/Contract/Part Time/Job…

    A new post from The Food Was Okay!!!! https://t.co/gxSrbpAgUo Happy 2018 to ME, apparently. 😉 @boundvariable

    Just booked my ticket to speak at @agileindia in March! My first time visiting India. 😊 Looking forward to catching up with some amazing friends @starbuxman @allPowerde @ghohpe @jeffpatton @boicy @jystewart @fgeorge52 and of course @nashjain! https://t.co/X5C823hqPR

    RT @ConfEngine: #AgileIndia2018 just accepted Building Software that Lasts https://t.co/lcDeRu3dGE by @web_goddess

    RT @acemarke: This is a great comment explaining why a bundler like Webpack is useful, aimed at JS devs who are used to just adding some <s…

  • Shared today on Twitter

    I made my first computer game since high school! 😆 Can you catch enough seagulls to lift the giant peach before Earthworm gets tired of being bait? https://t.co/thfyZf8rCB So far my high score is 30. 🙂 #cs50 @cs50 https://t.co/4JmNdMDbpw

    @cs50 My favourite part was working in the Wilhelm scream. 😱

    Today’s lunch: summer succotash with broad beans, bacon, corn, tomatoes, and basil on bread from @brickfieldsbakery. ❤️ https://t.co/ETWadBYUwC https://t.co/QBbynlfzCw

    Many thanks to @polleyg for taking the lead on that Google Home-Spotify bug. Been happily streaming all weekend… 🙂

    The return of the Weekly Meetup Wrap: three meetups, upcoming events, blog posts, and a dance remix of Meltdown & Spectre. 💃 https://t.co/xrAuzlChct (Thanks @SwitchSharonOn for the photo!) https://t.co/TaGxrtmw1z

    Re-sharing since I finished it pretty late last night… https://t.co/RFauNwjTpw

    @Gaohmee This really sucks, and I’m sorry you’re going through it. As someone who grew up without much money, it’s a fear that I always, always have in the back of my head.

    @Gaohmee I don’t mean to be trite, but I’ve gotten a lot of good financial advice from the YNAB folks. Every weekend I use it to track every dollar I’ve spent. It makes me feel more in control. YMMV. https://t.co/VZLtVqfhmw

    Nice one @LoveAndMaths! https://t.co/ezYQ5xgnrb

    @starbuxman If you like kitsch, don’t miss La Mariana SailingClub. One of our favourites. 🙂 https://t.co/FoYCVwIebP

    @KenScambler Wait, what? That happens? Crap. I use Likes as a mechanism to cross-post to my blog.

    @KenScambler 😂 On the upside, knowing that everything I “like” is going to get posted on my website tends to keep everything at an acceptable level of weirdness.

    A Simple Explanation of the Differences Between Meltdown and Spectre https://t.co/f1oz318VxJ – Handy.

    I hesitantly confessed to another knitter recently that I just. don’t. get. the current mega-fad for speckled yarns. “Oh, it’s totally an ‘Emperor has no clothes’ situation,” she said. Relieved to know it’s not just me!

    @_ParticleGirl I get that, a bit, but for me Noro scratched that itch of serendipity and unusual colours without looking so muddled.

    @randomknits If you see anything where they look good, please share. I have yet to come across anything, but they have to exist.

    @zarahjutz Oh damn! I actually have something on already on April 6th, if you can believe it. But hey, that’s one more spot for someone else!

    Sydney woman – you should apply for this! I really enjoyed it last year, especially the opportunity to learn about and play with Tensorflow. https://t.co/MsMHzrNerv

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    You know the theory that it takes 10,000 hours to get really good at something? Can confirm. 😉 (PS @thejameskyle – nothing happens at 20×20…) https://t.co/NzpkPLr7u5

    I Made the Pizza Cinnamon Rolls from Mario Batali’s Sexual Misconduct Apology Letter https://t.co/8bCIsu2ZpL – Amazing. Fave part: “I hate them, but I keep eating them. Like I’m somehow destroying Batali’s shitty sexist horcrux in every bite.”

    @thejameskyle What can I say? I had a dream run, finally figured out my strategy, and made liberal use of the pause button. 😂

    Ahhh, summer. Some folks go to the beach. Instead we eat like damn hell ass kings! ☀️👑 https://t.co/8IffnGQy1U https://t.co/PFnBWp7yVO

    Oh my, this is way more fun than I expected… Going to have to force myself to go to sleep! https://t.co/tIiaBTKsUV

    @art_control @lca2018 😱 I sent notifications weeks and weeks ago! What was the proposal?!

    @art_control @lca2018 Hi William – I don’t see any proposals in the miniconf control panel with your name. If you submitted it, it wasn’t to the Art + Tech one. 🙁

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    I loved the Open Hardware Conf at LCA last year! I learned to solder. 🙂 If you’re from an underrepresented group in tech, I highly recommend it. #lca2018 https://t.co/SYX1hzgRoG

    @joshsimmons @GoogleOSS @gdg_sydney @linuxconfau @gsoc Just booked in. Will be lovely to say hello in person again! 🙂

    RT @ajblain: If you want to add to the diversity of the conference speaker set and want some help with ideas / submissions, you might want…

    @jack_daniel @CallbackWomen Oh god, yes, I practically black out.

    Summer Friday afternoons… 👌 https://t.co/OSCWBaVBQa https://t.co/4WHWsdtNYK

    Now is the time after drinking with @sezshares when we sing Hamilton songs…

    RT @Gramiq: Genius. Until today, if you Googled “Trump” and “shithole” all you got were hotel reviews.

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    @goldenagesydney All good. Some of the confusion was that the server was from the restaurant upstairs. 😂

    RT @jef_poskanzer: This Is Just To Say

    I have poked at
    the stuff
    in my food bowl

    and which
    you were probably
    expecting me
    to eat

    I don’t…

    @thejameskyle @twalve Frick. I haven’t gotten past 3 x 20 yet.

    @kartiklad @twalve Game called Twenty.

    @kcm74 @coates @Medley @Nutmegg98 @katxena @jessamyn @freakgirldotcom @rebeccablood @windowseat @emmajanehw @girlhacker @GaelFC @mihow @listenmissy @Caterina @digby56 Thanks! Yep, still blogging. Got an older site too: https://t.co/wPCtzMM3Ls is coming up on 22 years old. I gave a talk last year with plenty of old screenshots: https://t.co/RQY3pa8u58

    @twalve @thejameskyle HE’S UP TO FIFTEEN OF THEM. 😳

    RT @SaraJChipps: I can’t even begin to say how angry and ashamed this statement about “shithole” countries makes me as an American. https:/…

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    @stewartsmith Yep. You can set up shortcuts where it will broadcast whatever phrase you tell it to.

    @stewartsmith Well, that’s with a Google Home or Mini. Not sure about on phones.

    Hey @goldenagesydney – what time does the bar open? Website says 4; signage says 5; employee says 7. 😕

    Kicking off tonight’s #wawsydney – a new meetup for me! And hey, I found @ADuckIsMyFiend! https://t.co/PYv8tdCfQ2

    First talk is @johannux talking about predictive web analytics – doing real time analysis on users as they arrive at a website. #wawsydney https://t.co/Pa7OJU4KoK

    RT @aliciapaterson: The I Love APIs world tour is making a stop in Sydney on February 27th! Come for this free, day long event to hear fro…

    Segmentation and clustering are things human beings just naturally do by default. We see patterns. @johannux #wawsydney https://t.co/Ny8vsGqRvT

    Fascinating stuff. Using text analysis to break down the content on a site into themes and then work out the optimal number of themes to describe *all* the content. #wawsydney @johannux https://t.co/OncdhkQFRG

    Word clouds are a good way to name your audience clusters. What are the most distinct search terms they’re using? #wawsydney @johannux https://t.co/Kk4jE7KggY

    I asked a question about surveying users directly for their interests. Led to an interesting discussion of how qualitative and quantitative data can be used to verify each other! #wawsydney @johannux

    Second talk: Jakub from @datalicious talking about the Perfect Web Analyst. There’s huge demand right now but it’s hard to find the right people. #wawsydney https://t.co/AmsIwVe2wh

    @annmariastat @aprilwensel For me, a huge point of identification was the rejection of other women and anything feminine. I’m ashamed at how I thought of other women back then. Needless to say, I didn’t have girlfriends like I do now.

    @WAWSydney @rukouen Dammit. Starting at my phone. 😐

    How to identify folks with the potential to be good web analysts. “You can start with someone who knows JavaScript and teach them analysis… but they don’t usually survive long.” 😂 #wawsydney https://t.co/zuDHjLhBz2

    The most useful and rare qualities for web analysts? Soft skills and years of experience. “For some reason you don’t see a lot of folks in analytics with 10 years of experience…” #wawsydney

    @WAWSydney Will you do community announcements? I’ve got a couple!!

    If you want a career in web analytics, this book is the bible, says Jakub. https://t.co/QGSE8mQWsY #wawsydney https://t.co/WAMCvvShmU

    @developerjack ❤️

    RT @WAWSydney: For big organisations the best way to get a web analyst is to grow one these days. BI, BA, JavaScript dev and digital market…

    RT @trashfuturepod: STOP INVENTING A FUCKING BUS https://t.co/qx9yPja3SA

    RT @jiggy_pete: Organise a tech event & care about diversity & inclusion?

    Help promote @gdcfpday

    45 free CFP workshops worldwide!

    https:…

    So excited about this! I know a lot of folks who think #ylj18 is only for FP experts. This is our way of opening the door for you. 😉 https://t.co/HKhpXvA0Oj

    @CrshOverride You should! 🙂

    Topics at #lca2018 Art+Tech miniconf: using ML to create digital art, music, and literature; hacking knitting machines; 3D printing and IoT; custom cases for Raspberry Pi; hyperbolic crochet; and more! Oh, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. 😉🚀
    https://t.co/j8mPqVLyFk

    Interesting. The Snook has spotted piles of share bikes around Pyrmont on his way to work today. “Clusters of ofo on Harris in Pyrmont too. Might be the council crackdown starting.” @NickyWill100 @ChiefDisrupter https://t.co/OpQAAhRkBx

    @msharp @NickyWill100 @ChiefDisrupter Well, technically his first comment was: “I found the nest. I say we dust off and nuke the entire site from orbit.” 💥

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    @glasnt @stmgoods Nope. Only been on 3 days though – will monitor.

    Getting hyped for my talk at @pivotallabs in an hour. 😂🤟 https://t.co/Yaq2i1Sq5v

    RT @CommitStrip: New year, new frameworks?
    https://t.co/zfKyBhyOz8 https://t.co/yngZaDn910

    The crowd is gathering at #SydTechTalks! #pivotallive @pivotallabs https://t.co/8FnBIxp7dP

    RT @rachaelcarson: How to be a good mentee – @web_goddess on leaving the campground 🏕 (or tech industry) cleaner than we found it @pivotall…

    RT @nicolarushton: “make it clear that if anyone comes to you with a question you’ll answer. It’s your job to make more of you.” @web_godde…

    @Gaohmee How about a bottle of melatonin? 🙂

    Really happy to see this! Well done @Make and congrats to @RealSexyCyborg. 👏 https://t.co/rtnSw3aulh

    Literally three hours ago I told a crowd of folks at #sydtechtalks to brace themselves for the barrage of Internet of Stupid Things for Rich People coming from CES… and I still never would’ve predicted this. 🙄 https://t.co/deUNu06j8B

    @melissa_loh The robot dances better than I do. 😆

    @mmastertheone I will have myself some WarGames, if no one else wants it. 🙂

    @slyall Got really excited until I remembered you’re scheduled at the same time as Art + Tech. 😭

    @mmastertheone Ha, that’s assuming I’ll make it. 😛 I’ll let you know…

    @slyall LOL. Likewise! 🙃

    @i386 @canva Same. ❤️

    @emd3737 Sending to Rodd immediately. He ❤️’s lemurs. 😂

    Scored a last minute spot at #techsharesydney tonight to learn about Kafka from @matt_howlett from @confluentinc! Thanks @ING_Aust for hosting. https://t.co/iDAt805SBn

    @hannahcancode There are a handful of women. They’re just sitting behind me closer to the exit. 😂

    Some interesting discussion of limits as pertains to Kafka. 100 brokers/2B messages a day is “small”; LinkedIn does a trillion. 😲 #techsharesydney @matt_howlett @OCTODownUnder https://t.co/PiuGz84GDg

    @Xavier_Ho Not that type of messages. 😂

    When to use Kafka? It’s simply a question of scalability: you have lots of data, or your organisation/architecture is very complex. @matt_howlett @confluentinc @OCTODownUnder #TechShare #techsharesydney https://t.co/OaGy9ehBvO

    “You can think of Kafka as a commit log for your entire organisation.” Pithy! @matt_howlett @confluentinc @OCTODownUnder #TechShare #techsharesydney https://t.co/4ST3W2oB7E

    @mattallen @perrynfowler @madlep @joneaves It practically does.

    Sneak peek of KSQL (in developer preview) – allows you to simply join two Kafka streams together into a new long-running stream. #TechShare #techsharesydney https://t.co/dVtgsKyMyZ

    “Data systems are about exposing data. Services are about hiding it.” @matt_howlett suggests we look up The Data Dichotomy to learn more about this… @confluentinc #TechShare #techsharesydney

    RT @nicolarushton: Excited to do a mini workshop on talking to customers at the next #leanstartupsyd ! https://t.co/ZCc7tGfS5H

    Next up – @nicolasguignard and Arthur Baudry from @OCTODownUnder talking about reporting with Spark. #TechShare #techsharesydney https://t.co/AxeSdsqRpd

    Oh shit. https://t.co/lIYRgco4uN

    @JennaGuillaume Same thing with drinking milk straight from the jug.

    FitNesse – sort of like a wiki that runs acceptance tests; allows collaboration because BAs can write requirements directly in it. Interesting! https://t.co/v1Pz6QNbou @OCTODownUnder #TechShare #techsharesydney https://t.co/JepLjdGEAb

    @diversionary You left out Roald Dahl minutia.

    RT @trib: If you work more than a reasonable 36-38 hour week, you have a problem with your perspective on work or in understanding the size…

    @JennaGuillaume It’s a long slow burn but so so worth it.

    @gdcfpday Wait! I need to review with venue yet. 😂

    @gdcfpday Heh. We’re almost ready. Tomorrow at the latest!

    The accomplishment I feel at getting to 20 (in Twenty) on a moving bus is somewhat diminished by the accompanying nausea. 🤢

    RT @ireddick: an odd phenomenon in many sw dev environments I’ve encountered is that anything that isn’t adding code to a file isn’t consid…

    @the_patima HELLS YEAH! Congratulations!!

    @thejameskyle A 20. Not 20 20s. 😂

    Yay @stringy! She’s a damn fine knitter too. 🙂 https://t.co/r6jfnT1wnS

    No, not quite! Sydney will be up tomorrow. We jumped the gun a little bit. 🙂 @gdcfpday https://t.co/vYXSOdvkHS

    @Mandy_Kerr @gdcfpday YAY! 💃

    @stringy @Mandy_Kerr @the_patima Sidenote: That is *exactly* how I used to smile as a kid, thinking that it was SUPER BEAUTIFUL to curl your upper lip under to show all your teeth. 😬

    @TheRealBnut @hannahcancode Well, we’ll be seeing each other in 2 weeks for LCA… so whichever one of us sees Andrew first, grab both! Deal? (And thanks @TheRealBnut!)

    RT @yow_conf: There are 58 days till #InternationalWomensDay (Mar 8).
    In 2017, we had 12 female speakers out of 39 at #yow17. That’s 30%,…

    RT @yow_conf: Congratulations @CanvaTech!
    https://t.co/o4u1Eeuw4p

    @unsplash @fox Oh wow – somehow I missed that you were doing this! Lovely photos. Nice job.

    Hey, I was on Channel 10 tonight in the @canva story! (I’m at 1:39.) Thanks @MelanieCanva!! ❤️ 😂 https://t.co/zQiME3CmFc

    “Confessions of a Recovering Jerk Programmer” by @aprilwensel https://t.co/OlikUQuVVQ – I identified so. much. with. this.

    @aprilwensel It also provides a perfect example of “contempt culture,” a term I learned from @aurynn at LCA last year and mentioned in my #sydtechtalks presentation yesterday. (More: https://t.co/cgNARiM5dH)

    📣 This is not a drill! Tickets are now available for Sydney’s Global Diversity CFP Day on Feb 3! 💃 Thanks to @SydneyGA for hosting. https://t.co/cDA4C8fKES @gdcfpday

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    @mmastertheone @damncabbage Hmm. No, I can’t think of anyone who’s done the JS course specifically. We’ve got a few folks who’ve done WDI, but that’s a full-on full-time thing.

    @thejameskyle @thisismywww @gilmae Goddamn you.

    @the_nathanjones I am in complete denial that you are leaving. No more of this, please.

    @the_nathanjones *knock on wood* I’ve had two invitations to Asian conferences in the past week! 😳

    @thejameskyle @thisismywww @gilmae I remember being an absolute demon at Dr. Mario. I love this sort of game. 🙂

    Blog post! My EDC and the Search for the Perfect Bag https://t.co/EQwzMi3q6N https://t.co/Ss4JD7iMbx

    RT @UPROXX: The best #GoldenGlobes moment happened before it even started: Leslie Knope and Ann Perkins, together again 👯

    📷: @smrtgrls htt…

    @jontv I knew what it was going to be before I clicked on it. I’m stunned too.

    @lynnlangit I heard a great talk a few years back that used the phrase “collecting Noes” to frame putting yourself out there. So even when you get one, you can see it in a more positive light. They didn’t reject you personally, and you just collected a new No! It’s like Pokemon.

    RT @gilmae: If you’re feeling bad today because you didn’t do any of the things you planned to over your break, you should know that planni…

    @gilmae I sent this to Rodd on the weekend: https://t.co/VRKs69M2ee. We both later sheepishly admitted we didn’t even read the whole thing. 😐

    @allPowerde What in the world?! I’ve been deliberately avoiding the crypto tulip craze. 😂

    @net_hues Oh please don’t worry. I bought a bag already!

    RT @ElzbthMcCrthy: Purls of #math wisdom @discoverAMSI @Monash_Science #summerschool . Reminded me of you, @web_goddess https://t.co/m9FW83…

    @ElzbthMcCrthy @DiscoverAMSI @Monash_Science Love it! We will be having a lightning talk from @ADuckIsMyFiend on hyperbolic crochet as part of the Art + Tech miniconf at @linuxconfau in a fortnight. #lca2018 https://t.co/KPweHyNDkA

    @thisismywww @ImagiNERDtive Meh, I don’t use that very often. I prefer reading the news to listening to it, I have zero commute, and I don’t have that many meetings. 🙂

    RT @Mandy_Kerr: Some great talks on for this everyone! Would love to see you there!

    This will also be your last opportunity to see @luke__…

    @fox Out of curiosity – do you still need sponsors for Opportunity Program? What’s the cost to get involved?

    RT @YOWLambdaJam: YOW! LambdaJam 2018 Call for Presentations https://t.co/cWz6jP7wSH

    @tcn33 Sadly, an old one that isn’t maintained anymore and for which I made a small crucial tweak: https://t.co/YKmkksq9WK

    RT @TimSweeneyEpic: The story so far: In 1970, Intel invented the microprocessor. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely…

    RT @codebarSyd: If you are (even slightly) interested in public speaking check out: https://t.co/dK2qJcmN1V There are some VERY talented pe…

    @randomknits @Gertie18 GORGEOUS! I’ve had that pattern on my to do list for a while…

    Whoa, I got featured in today’s Sizzle! Thanks @decryption (and @gilmae for the heads up). There’s the prompt I needed to subscribe. 🙂 https://t.co/2u6enihixj

    @thejameskyle @thisismywww @gilmae I call BS. There are multiple moves you could make on that board!!

    @charis I HAD THIS CASSETTE SINGLE. So good.

    The fun thing about my Campsite talk is every time I do it, I have to update the slides about the latest Silicon Valley bro culture offenses. Ugh. It’s like @unixbigot and his always out-of-date IoT security talk.

    @darthted @unixbigot Oh, there was a really good one! What was it called? Some bot that takes “2 ex [startup] devs disrupt [X] with [Y]” kind of thing. Dammit. That’s gonna bother me.

    @darthted @unixbigot I FOUND IT! @bodegabot 🙂

    @jesslynnrose @charis @webconf_asia @ffcph @yow_conf We have YOW Data and Lambda Jam on the east coast of Oz in May, both of which have open CFPs!

    @jesslynnrose @charis @webconf_asia @ffcph @yow_conf And @voxxedsingapore will be on June 1 – I believe CFP is opening very shortly (if it’s not already).

    @twasink @haruki_zaemon 😲 Only red onions go in salads in my house!

    @Sunnybankian @unixbigot https://t.co/1UBxULVGet

    Finally watching Oprah’s speech and crying into my coffee… ❤️ 😭

    RT @LauraDern: Deep sisterhood. Gorgeous gift. @TIMESUPNOW https://t.co/jxWz6t9ns3

    RT @clarisselou: My 2018 mood board consists solely of the “bitch I’m gonna do it” and “bitch I did it” look on Natalie Portman’s face http…

    @chainedchaos31 I couldn’t believe it when I read about his lawsuit this morning. I really, really hope it’s a woman PoC judge presiding just so he squirms that much more when the case is inevitably thrown out.

    @chainedchaos31 I hope it’s like Milo’s thing, where he gets frustrated with the discovery process and ends up representing himself just so it’s even more embarrassing.

    RT @yow_conf: Our super early-bird tickets to YOW! Data this year are extremely limited.
    Get yours here: https://t.co/Upvr9VQ1uQ

    Australia has a new 🦄 ! Congrats to everyone at @canva on reaching this goal. ❤️ https://t.co/6zARYLiF3G via @ABCNews

    1.5 years ago I made a light-up Arduino-powered cushion for @canva’s internal hackathon to celebrate their inevitable entry into the Three Commas Club. Finally today that third comma can be lit! https://t.co/cjWl5A03Jd https://t.co/QCRw3TS5b5

    @canva Wait, good grief, that was 2.5 years ago. Time flies! Now I look even more prescient. 🙂

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @gilmae @drwitty_knitter @randomknits 😜 I’ve hit 20 three times now. Finally able to step away.

    @net_hues That’s nice. Would it carry a 13″ laptop?

    I’m up to three 20’s. 💅 https://t.co/uUO4u5sKIQ

    @Thriobologist Twenty!

    Four days of playing Twenty has given me carpal tunnel syndrome. 😕

    @thejameskyle Dammmmnnnnn

    @jonoabroad 💃💃💃

    Can I just say so far in 2018 I feel like a major influencer? I got a bunch of you to buy Google Home, and now you’re all obsessed with Twenty. I’ll have to plan my next blog post carefully…

    @bodil I’ve gotta build up to that.

    Cracking the code to Hong Kong milk tea https://t.co/3dvujvjoUp // Reading this while drinking coffee is giving me cognitive dissonance. ☕️

    @fox I’m not surprised US tech giants are funding them. Not sure about Melbs, but in Sydney they are plundering the ranks of senior tech women. I can’t begrudge folks getting great opportunities, but it sucks when many of the leaders in the community head overseas.

    @fox Mostly I just really, really wish Aussie companies would invest more in growing the pool *and* retaining the experienced folks who help train the next gen.

    RT @hellohoooligan: jimmy ma competing skating nationals to Turn Down for What is how i want my entire 2018 to be

    RT @nareenyoung: Dear #CraigMcLachlan. No woman has ever ‘benefitted’ from reporting, pursuing or going public with sexual harassment alleg…

    @sean_batt The game is called Twenty. But I warn you – incredibly addictive.

    @thisismywww @gilmae Yesterday @thejameskyle casually posted a screenshot of 7 x 20’s in my mentions. Which is why I was up til midnight giving myself carpal tunnel last night. 😐

    @gilmae @thisismywww @thejameskyle Literally speechless at the self-restraint and willpower involved.