Month: March 2013

  • Veronica Mars

    You all read about the Veronica Mars Kickstarter, right? As you might have guessed, I jumped right on that bandwagon. I actually donated before I even watched the pitch video, which was so awesome that I actually felt like donating again. (Logan smouldering! Keith pulling a Gollum! Dick Casablacas being Dick Casablancas!) I know there are people who think it’s somehow crass for Rob Thomas to use Kickstarter to finance a movie like this (though he himself explains why he needed to do it), but to me it’s just artistic patronage. I paid $50 because I want to live in a world with a Veronica Mars movie in it. I want to know I contributed to it. And I really, really want to find out that somehow Piz died in the intervening years. Right?

  • I KNOW, RIGHT?

    I KNOW, RIGHT? Master of Fine Arts Thesis Exhibition by Morgan Gesell – I love every part of this. From the funeral wreath made of ‘N Sync posters to the commemorative frenemy plates to the punch needle embroidery portrait of Steve Buscemi. Brilliant.

  • Plush Hobbes

    Hobbes

    I was just updating my Crafts page and realised that I’d neglected to document the creation of Hobbes. This was my Christmas gift to my nephew Penn. He recently discovered Calvin & Hobbes books, so I thought he would love his very own Hobbes. I’d seen and bookmarked the Instructables tutorial a long time ago. The hardest part was finding the fleece! I was calling all over Sydney with no luck. Then Issy sent me a message that she’d found some in a remnant bag she’d just bought! She brought it over and TOTALLY SAVED CHRISTMAS. Anyhoo, I used the sewing machine for most of the basic tube construction. Then it was all hand sewing: assembling the tubes, sewing on the stripes, and sewing on his face. It took ages, and I had quite a blister on my finger! (I never did get the hang of using a thimble.) It was all worth it when Penn opened it on Christmas morning though. Within 24 hours I had to do emergency surgery on a split that had opened in his tail, but that’s what Aunts do, right? Tigers are meant to Have Adventures, not sit on a shelf. We should also have such a best friend!

    Some construction photos:

    Fleece and thread

    Pieces<

    Basic assembly done

    Sewing on stripes

    Stripes finished

  • Easter Show Entries 2013

    It’s time again for the Sydney Royal Easter Show Competition, and this is my SEVENTH year entering. (Good grief – really?!) I’ve entered a lot of items over the years, and some of them have been awarded with ribbons. A recap:

    Needless to say, Win the Easter Show has been on Hermione’s To Do list for a very long time. This year I again sent in three entries.

    Catriona Vest

    Catriona Vest
    This is a pattern I’ve had in my Ravelry queue for a long time. I bought the wool (Pear Tree Merino) from Kylie in a destash last year and it seemed like the perfect choice for it. I made a few significant modifications: I adapted it to be knitted in the round up to the armholes, and I mirrored the cables to be symmetrical. I also dug around on Ravelry to find someone who had charted the cables, which was really helpful. (Why Debbie Bliss is incapable of including a chart, I have no idea.) I really, really like the finished vest. The wool was a great choice, and it makes the cables stand out. I entered this in the Sleeveless Garment category (no more Aran for me; I’m not that masochistic) and I think it’s probably my best shot at a ribbon. I’m also really looking forward to wearing it this winter! More photos and details on Ravelry.

    Juno Regina

    Juno Regina
    In the end, my first real lace project took me nearly THREE YEARS to finish. I started this in 2010 and I’ve been working on it in fits and starts ever since. That middle bit was a total slog! I’m happy with how it turned out though, and it’s destined as a (very late) wedding gift for my friend Kriti Sahni. The pattern is of course from Knitty, and the wool is Morris Empire 2ply. Special thanks to Fiona for lending me her blocking wires! (Although I had a nightmarish time blocking it. I somehow managed to catch a thread on the sink plug and pulled out a long loop! I spent like an hour hunched over it laboriously adjusting stitch tension to repair it.) Frankly, I’ll be thrilled for this just to be exhibited. The lace category is notoriously competitive, and – my fake rivalry with Reecie notwithstanding – I don’t really stand a chance. Again, more details on Ravelry.

    Self-Replicating Mittens

    Self-Replicating Mittens with QR Code
    You may have seen these as there have already been some photos on the blog. Basically, the idea was prompted by my Girl Geek talk last year on Knitting Geekery. I got excited about the idea of making a “meta” knitted object, where the item’s pattern was encoded into the item itself. After some brainstorming and research, I settled on a QR code. I knew that other people were using them on knitted items with some success. I wanted my code to be as simple as possible, so I needed to use a URL shortener to mask my intended address. I settled on using Google‘s, reasoning that it was likely to be around the longest. (Though who knows these days, right?) Google also conveniently generate the QR code for you! Then it was just a matter of knitting it. I did several test patches, but none of them worked. I tried fairisle; I tried Swiss darning; I tried cross-stitching over the knitting. I just couldn’t get any of them to successfully read on my iPhone. I was thisclose to scrapping the whole idea. With less than a week to go, I made one last attempt using very thin baby wool and the thinnest needles I had (2mm). Still no go. At the eleventh hour, I decided to try blocking the hell out of it. I cut a piece of paper to square and aggressively pinned the wet fabric to it. Suddenly – IT WORKED! I couldn’t believe it. I shared a photo to Twitter and other people got it to work too. Hallelujah! Then it was just a matter of knitting another patch and sewing them to the mittens (which I’d already finished). I set up the target page once I dropped them off at the Show. (I included a note explaining the concept and warning the judges that the website would give away my identity.) Anyway, I’m very happy with them. I entered them in Creative Knitting, but truth be told the knitting skill required was minimal. They’re more of an Art piece than anything, and I just hope people will get the concept. If nothing else, the folks on Twitter seemed to like them! Again, details on Ravelry.

    Edited on 16/03/2025: Google are killing the URL shortener in 2025, which means at some point the QR code will stop working. Bastards.

    The Arts Preview Night is Tuesday, so I’ll know then whether I can finally cross that pesky To Do item off my list!

  • Photo post

    My birthday present was a clock! I think it really ties the room together. #hipster

    My birthday present was a clock! I think it really ties the room together. #hipster

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @randomknits Mine went through overnight. Since I also manually added a bunch out of impatience, now I have to clean up duplicates. *sigh*


    RT @TheOldReader: The import is now on, but please note, we are slowly rebalancing everything, so things will stay slow for a while.


    @witty_knitter I think @theoldreader is asleep right now. They’re in Europe so you won’t get an answer for a while!


    Awww. The Google doodle for me is birthday cakes.


    RT @SnarkySteff: A dad overhears his teen son telling his boyfriend on phone about his plans to come out. Dad’s note to his kid: http:// …


    Hm. Anybody have any ideas what I can do with, like, 200 business cards for a job I’m leaving?


    @betsybookworm They’re not square. They’re hip parallelograms.


    @handmethepanda Awww, that sucks. I’m sorry! My own feelings are pretty mixed, but not that bad thankfully.


    @randomknits They’re not square. Stupid hipster parallelograms.


    No no, everyone, card houses won’t work. They’re hipster parallelograms!


    @wheelyweb I already had one person suggest I dump them all the business card bowl at the next WebBlast. WIN ALL THE PRIZES.


    @that_alison Nope. They’re red with a big logo and not really space to write on. Totally useless!


    @stufromoz @barrysaunders I also don’t get the iTunes hate. Seems fine to me.


    More French birthday treats! Cake from the gang at Sitback. http://t.co/1JfILa7vyJ


    RT @kielmarlow: Happy birthday and good luck @web_goddess http://t.co/9Hfgp4428E // I GOT FLOWERS! Thanks @Sitback!


    @knitdra Yep, last day!


    MOAR TREATS. Good grief. I’m gonna have major carb-face for my job interviews. http://t.co/bBKwzguyJZ


    This bus driver is clearly about one more ill-mannered pedestrian away from some sort of “Falling Down” scenario.


    RT @mudsurfer: @web_goddess sew into formal gown for iiba dinner. // Hahaha – definitely the best idea anybody’s offered!


    @toastman Thanks Mr Toast! I’m not panicking just yet. I am willing good possibilities into existence.


    My friend @kielmarlow’s wife bought him a shirt from Marc Jacobs. I said: “Hey, that looks like Liberty fabric.” He checked tags. IT WAS!


    I haven’t been as proud since the day I realised I’d subconsciously memorised half the numbers for DMC embroidery floss.


    @imdominating I read American Psycho. I can’t imagine anything worse.


    MT @MS_Living: It’s National Potato Chip Day! Celebrate with our Potato Chip Cookie recipe. http://t.co/zwtS8pHtjY // KILLING IT, MARTHA.


    @stufromoz Aw, thanks! It got rather overshadowed by the whole redundancy thing. Bad timing. πŸ™‚


    RT @goldfishgeorge: they make great yarn bobbins for colourwork! // Ooh. That’s another very good idea.


    @RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits HAR. HAR. (It’s a fancy multi-touch computer mouse that Apple makes. I had one at my office. I miss it. A lot.)


    There appears to be crochet in my Twitter feed. THAT WON’T DO AT ALL. *stern look*


    Birthday dinner. We’re going for the 12hr Slow Roast Lamb Shoulder special… Rodd http://t.co/ITCkXqvWy7


    Irish feast! Slow roast lamb, minted yogurt carrots, colcannon, and lamb jus. And more. SO FULL. http://t.co/GItORrhCEs


    Snook has helped me configure Ubuntu so I can use my beloved aluminium Mac keyboard (and Mac shortcuts). Again: totes Angelina in Hackers.


    @pyko You’re not one of those people with 87 icons on their desktop are you?


    @lemon_lime @udjamaflip Haha, seriously the nerdiest thing I’ve heard in ages. That’s counting the Bluetooth chat I had with Snook just now.


    @lemon_lime @udjamaflip Are you decked out like nerds, or are you guys trying to be the cool guys there?


    @pyko Hahaha… That is terrible. I am kind of OCD about file organisation. Laptop = pristine. Google Drive is a mess though. #badfengshui


    @lemon_lime @udjamaflip HIPSTER NERD! I heartily approve. Totally the cool guy.


    I know @TheOldReader staff are still working on it, but I’m already noticing the site is much more responsive. Thanks guys!


    @pamelafox @lachlanhardy I overheard UX folks discussing wedding site. Pointed out their IA needs to handle gay marriage. Blew their minds!


    It looks like such a nice day out there. I wish my garden was finished so I could use it.


  • Shared today on Facebook

    Hm. Anybody have any ideas what I can do with, like, 200 business cards for a job I’m leaving?


    More French birthday treats! Cake from the gang at Sitback.


    Awww, Sitback got me flowers for my last day! That was unexpected and nice.


    MOAR TREATS. Dammit Rain Van Daal! I’m going to have major carb-face for my job interviews!


    Irish feast! Slow roast lamb, minted yogurt carrots, colcannon, and lamb jus. And more. SO FULL.


    Snook has helped me configure Ubuntu so I can use my beloved aluminium Mac keyboard (and Mac shortcuts). Again: totes Angelina in Hackers.


    It looks like such a nice day out there. I wish my garden was finished so I could use it.


  • Photo post

    Irish feast! Slow roast lamb, minted yogurt carrots, colcannon, and lamb jus. And more. SO FULL.

    Irish feast! Slow roast lamb, minted yogurt carrots, colcannon, and lamb jus. And more. SO FULL.

  • ‘After Ever After’: Disney Spoof By Jon Cozart

    ‘After Ever After’: Disney Spoof By Jon Cozart – This is amazing. I spent half the video trying to figure out how he did it so perfectly. A lot of takes, I imagine!