Month: February 2015

  • How to break e-commerce

    So when you buy something from a website, how do you know the order has been submitted? Because they email you right away, right? Well, what happens when they don’t?

    I ordered my Dad something from Cabela’s for his birthday a few weeks ago. It’s a hunting/fishing shop, and I remembered that he always used to get their print catalogues. So I placed the order, being sure to click the “gift” option. When it directed me to the confirmation screen, I saw these words: “This order will ship as a gift. An email Confirmation will not be sent. Pricing will not be shown on the invoice.” Naturally I assumed they were talking about not sending an email confirmation to the recipient, right? Obviously that’s what the invoice part was talking about, and that’s the way Amazon and every other site does it. So I went about my day, and within a couple days started to get worried that I’d never received an email as the sender. Since I purchased as a guest (not bothering to create an account), I didn’t have a way to log in and see my orders. I checked my online banking but the charge hadn’t gone through. Crap. Did something screw up and they’d never gotten the order?

    Luckily I’d printed the confirmation page, so I at least had something to contact customer support. Their online chat was at least quick and painless. It turns out that they actually do have a method for guests to check order status. That was unexpected but helpful. I could see that the order was indeed placed and was just waiting on the manufacturer to ship. Here’s how the conversation ended:

    CSR: You’re welcome. Is there anything else we can do for you today?
    Me: Nope – that was it. I do have a suggestion though that you email people who make gift orders
    I found it very odd that I didn’t get any email confirmation or anything like that
    given that every other ecommerce site does it!
    CSR: Did you happen to mark gift on the order?
    Me:I did
    I understand not emailing the recipient
    but it would be handy as the purchaser to have a record
    CSR: That would be the reason for no emails. We do not send them so we do not spoil the supprise.
    Me: But… I bought it for someone else?
    Do you have a lot of people sharing email addresses who order gifts?
    CSR: I do apologize. Most of our gift marked packages are to the same household who both use the same email address.

    That’s weird, right? I didn’t realise there were still people who shared the same email address. I guess the Cabela’s demographic is right in the middle of that Venn diagram. But man, it does make it confusing for the rest of us who live in 2015. To me this is a textbook example of bad user experience, in that I expected the site to work like every other e-commerce site on the Internet. If Cabela’s ever want to expand beyond their traditional user base, I think they need to put a little more work into explaining the oddities of their processes.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    TIL that my great-grandmother Arizona had sisters named Kansas and Arkansas. Not kidding.


    Reading: “How Successful People Quash Stress” http://t.co/m9uoDJwfok


    Reading: “Don’t Say ‘Cyclists,’ Say ‘People on Bikes’” http://t.co/r1D5kZtXZM


    w-g: How to break e-commerce. So when you buy something from online, how do you know the order went through? http://t.co/3AafnLkDUy


    w-g: Poutine Poppers (Cheese-Stuffed Potato Bites With Brown Gravy) – Flagging for @drkknits. Holy hell. http://t.co/CEx51wbLnx


  • Shared today on Twitter

    Spam that doesn’t even use your name must be great for sales, eh @issuu? Unsubscribe (again). http://t.co/8Pwg8xHdvj


    538! New top score on #crossyroad. This sick day is working out better than expected. http://t.co/SkS3srFe6c http://t.co/xHLe50c6JO


    @justasitsounds It’s a particular Deadwood ep. Really weird. Better Call Saul works ok.


    @justasitsounds “Complications,” season 2 Ep 5. CDN issue? Are we the first to watch?


    @stufromoz @drwitty_knitter Ugh. Just… ugh.


    RT @thebestjasmine: This is great MT @priya_ebooks: this is a truly excellent essay on Gone Girl, domestic violence, and Serial http://t.co…


    Reading: “The Capybaras of Saitama Children’s Zoo Enjoy the Hot Tub and Hot Springs on a Chilly Winter’s Day” http://t.co/qNocceMD5Y


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @darthted I think it was bad timing. There weren’t a whole lot of people there. Maybe a dozen all up?


    @thisismywww Yes, I was standing outside it the whole time.


    @thisismywww We just got let back in.


    @darthted I don’t think so. I didn’t see anyone recording it. @paulangov could probably verify…


    @gilmae So are you buying the BFFS 4EVA necklaces or am I? (I pay $5 a month for these revealing insights. Aren’t you glad?)


    @jeremybrown Trying to decide if I’m going to crash it or not. 🙂


    The convenience of Opal has led me to secretly fume and irrationally judge those Luddites who still use paper tickets. SOOOO SLOWWWWW.


    @gilmae The bird version. Aquamarine. #pisces


    @stancomau Continual buffering issues tonight trying to watch Deadwood. Too many folks watching Better Call Saul?


    @justasitsounds ARGH. Buffering issues. What gives? So frustrating. I need my Al Swearengen.


    Reading: “This Back To The Future iPhone Case Is Totally Ridiculous And I Want One” http://t.co/StrMoaSJSN


    Reading: “Inside the Psychology of Productivity” http://t.co/0cYQjzJE0r


    I finally unlocked the Kiwi on CrossyRoad. There are sheep all over the place, and they start shivering when I get close. Good grief.


    Door knockers in Chippo offering copies of the Watchtower. Never had that happen before.


    RT @drearyclocks: Wow. Supanova is going for the ‘prove you’re not a fake geek’ approach to discourse https://t.co/4XoIgErnwq


  • Old-school blog… right here.

    Pop Culture Junk Mail was one of the first blogs I ever read. My earliest post referencing it was this one from 2001, and I remember being super excited two years later to get a link back from Gael. (The archives of the current PCJM only go back to 2005, so I had to hit the Wayback Machine to see the actual post.) Anyway, Gael recently did a “Where are they now?” post about all the old-school blogs she used to read, and it’s like revisiting my own blog roll from those days. And yay, I’m on it! I’m actually a little surprised at how many of those sites are still going.