Dammit, winter breeeze! You just ruined my lovely salon blowout! 💨😫 https://t.co/iXEsUxXMvq https://t.co/uOLNJdGen7

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This junky boat has been sitting in this exact spot on Wilson St. for literally 6+ years. I always wonder why @cityofsydney hasn’t towed it away… https://t.co/2MkYluyqEw

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@Rellarc79 As someone who would like to donate but can’t, thank you!

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RT @knittymag: This is shocking behaviour from the new owners of Diamond Yarns. I share so that other LYSs and yarn companies know what DY…

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@levelsconf @seekjobs Yayyyy, I see @shelleglee! 👋

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RT @gray: The new Stabilo adverts are perfect. https://t.co/lGjmBU56j2

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RT @paddypower: FAN DENIAL: Every time Russia scored at this World Cup we donated to LGBT+ causes. Some people on the internet got mad. #Ra…

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How did I not know there was going to be a knitting emoji??! ❤️ @glasnt @KnitGuildNSW https://t.co/ACmAJ9B70f

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@mattallen @cityofsydney I think it’s been abandoned. At what point does a ranger notice that it hasn’t moved in half a decade?!

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RT @freshtonic: Straya as fuck https://t.co/gkb86MGlSN

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@purnimakamath @coderkungfu @vbhvsgr Heading back to Singapore on Monday for the week! 😱

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@purnimakamath @coderkungfu @vbhvsgr Will be in training every day, the whole time. Might be free on Tuesday or Thursday evening, but I reckon that’s about it. (I’ll also be back two weeks later for the week of the 23rd! 😳)

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@lostumbrellas @diversionary @mobywhale @msharp Induction cooktop, I’m guessing. Although I didn’t realise “Death Star” was a current trend in kitchen style! 😂

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After 6 long years, our Meyer lemon tree finally bore fruit! https://t.co/7FBmTdmfZ0 https://t.co/Ae7gSFj9QU

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@coderkungfu @purnimakamath @vbhvsgr @JuniorDevSG Will be flying back Friday night so I’ll miss it. 😕

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Oh. Discovered there’s a “Message Requests” screen in Instagram. There’s where old army dudes message me about my beautiful profile. 🙄 (Another one to add to your privilege pockets, @gilmae.)

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@i386 The. Worst.

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@i386 I MEANT YOU

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We stayed in Gillette last year for the eclipse. It wasn’t remotely full. We didn’t see any people of colour. This guy seems like an ass. https://t.co/G5EIIOtVk7

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@mark_sabbatical Don’t forget the ants!

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*cough* You know who you are. https://t.co/kK5W3IT0l7

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@twasink So are tomatoes! That was the point! 😂

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I want a white noise machine with a “Noddy’s on King on Saturday morning” setting. Chill music, indistinct chatter, hair dryers… 😴

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Gahhhh. Rubber soles boots on a polished concrete floor. SQUEEEEEEAK SQUEEEEEEAK. (Sorry to my new colleagues.) 😬

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@LukeSleeman @unixbigot Hmm. Looks my old account is still there, but doesn’t show karma level. 😂 https://t.co/OffvQY7sEl

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@UNIHACKMelb @unihacksyd Oh no! That’s no good. It should be kris.howard at gmail…

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@UNIHACKMelb @unihacksyd Thanks for the bug report! I redirected the domain recently – will investigate. 👍

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RT @Gaohmee: If you’re still confused why we have staggeringly low numbers of female CEOs, here’s a bunch of markers.

Please go away with…

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@woollythinker Congratulations!!

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@purnimakamath @vbhvsgr Nice! Did he tell you he spoke at YOW Lambda Jam in Sydney a few months back? 😁

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@purnimakamath @vbhvsgr I was in the front row! Lots of fun indeed. 😆

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RT @unixbigot: This year the “YOW! Connected” conference in Melbourne is ALL about the Internet of Things. The call for presentations is…

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@lindamciver @sauramaia @FCTweedie @datakid23 Well, when I burnt out I went to manage a knitting shop. Small family owned business where I fit in, where my tech skills were appreciated, where I got to interact with customers and help them solve problems, where I didn’t stress about keeping up with every new thing.

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@diversionary Hm. @the_snook and I do the NYT crossword every night. 😐 Are you guys *sure* you’re not related?

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@lindamciver @sauramaia @FCTweedie @datakid23 The only problem is that it was physically a lot harder and it paid a lot worse. Only went back to tech because we got a mortgage.

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Dear Blockchain Rando: No, I don’t want you to LinkedIn message me with an “update” on your tech that I didn’t request. On the upside, hey, I get to remove a connection!

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@mobywhale @hannahyanfield WTF does “slelegant” mean?! 😂

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@richbuggy I have *zero* AWS shirts. HOW CAN THIS BE. @KimAcostaSYD – you are missing a mega marketing opportunity here. 😜

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RT @sailorhg: tuesday night doodles 🐙🦑🦀🐠🐟🐬🐚 https://t.co/Nl8e1T2nF7

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@imdominating No time for love, Dr. Jones!

(I concur.)

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@hannahyanfield @mobywhale 🤔 Imma need to sit with that one a while.

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@unixbigot @LukeSleeman Did I ever tell you how I caught my husband’s eye because I was reading slashdot in 1999? 😂

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@busbub I mostly ever see that view from meetups when it’s dark at night. It’s stunning during the day!

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@darthted You can smell the serenity. (Enjoy it – you deserve it!)

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RT @push_conf: Where are the Ladies that UX & Design? Join the Call for Speakers! At the moment the men are leading submission numbers 2:1,…

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@OphelieLechat I read that too! I’m torn. I like the convenience but I reckon I’d get bored.

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@martinabbott It’s a lot easier for guys to get away with that.

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@gilmae Exactly! And add on there “Blow dry your hair so you don’t look feral.” One of these days I’m going full Furiosa, I swear.

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@dougrathbone I’m only in week 2! Too many services to learn. 🙂 But thanks…

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@i386 Don’t forget the tumbler of gin. 🍸😉

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RT @linuxconfau: Last year we had an Art + Tech miniconf and it was glorious. From @web_goddess a writeup of that and more: https://t.co/C…

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@mattallen @OphelieLechat Yes, that. Honestly, I struggled with whether to wear makeup this week. I don’t normally, but studies have shown that it LITERALLY results in ppl thinking women are more competent. 😡

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@mattallen @OphelieLechat I decided in the end to bring my “whole self” to work, which has grown progressively more casual each day. 😂 Laziness FTW

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@jonoabroad @darthted @gilmae ☺️

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Tasmanian Tiger Oven Mitt approves of my 4th of July Compost Cookies. 🐯❤️🇺🇸🍪 https://t.co/Ew9q286YQO https://t.co/pVOIuKKeHd

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Redefining the Hero: The Extrapolated Costume Design of “Wonder Woman” https://t.co/VqQx8gEp2S – Excellent WW costume analysis from @tomandlorenzo. https://t.co/ahPJ3P07Z7

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