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@zephyrama @redambition Nah. In my experience, if you’re a white literate English-speaker who can afford fees, Australia welcomes you.

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Indiana, I am disappoint.

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@nolim1t You’ve met @lemon_lime, right? 🙂

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Just collected my share of yesterday’s office Lotto syndicate win. http://t.co/2nnfqWY5

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@randomknits very cute!

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RT @BarackObama: RT if you’re on #TeamObama tonight.

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Mourdock lost, so at least I can celebrate contributing to that. Suck it, jerk.

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@gilmae Rape babies are a gift from God.

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My Australian co-worker: “Looks like the world is safe for another four years.” I may have to go get a beer.

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Did I mention I was BORN IN OHIO? Yeah, I’ll claim that one today. Buckeyes rule.

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RT @swandives: I might have to go buy some more of Campos’ Obama coffee blend to celebrate. #election2012 // Amen!

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Wait, Maryland’s same-sex marriage law is winning? I am so thrilled for @lemon_lime right now. Almost makes me happier than Obama win!

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RT @dana_olinsky: I’m so excited to wake up tomorrow & take my birth control #4moreyears

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So in 24 hours: my Melbourne Cup horse won nothing; my Lotto syndicate won me 90 cents; my vote won me a President. On balance: winning. 🙂

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My favourite gif of the last election, and it still makes me laugh and laugh. WOOOOO. http://t.co/RcW1hX7Z

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RT @pixel8ted: Well… Thank fuck for that. #election2012

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“By the way, we have to fix that.” NO SHIT.

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I get a thrill when @the_snook mentions me on Reddit. Michelle Obama just got that times, like, a bajillion.

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Stayed at work late to listen to Obama’s speech. I’m going to have to walk home in a thunderstorm. Still worth it.

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Llook out Llarry! It’s the llandllord! Perfect day. @ Peace Park http://t.co/d40PX2fO

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And yes, that’s a llama with a chicken on its back. I love Chippendale.

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RT @DanJCass: Obama – Hillary texts: @bow_and_arrow http://t.co/lOlvs4oh #hillary2016

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Obama and a llama. Good day. http://t.co/dxj2RCcj

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Our differences unite us http://t.co/VaYoJ5q5 // *SOB* (cc @lemon_lime)

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How-To: Dinosaur Heels http://t.co/zZyFrOQl // This is totally for @redambition

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Hey Knitters…. It’s alive! http://t.co/t99Hc46D Many, many thanks to @lemon_lime for all his hard work!

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@spycoredotnet I just discovered that place on Monday. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

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@Helen__H You guys are making the rest of us very jealous. 🙂

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@Helen__H Yeah. I’m actually coming over tonight to practice with @pyko. Can’t wait to peek at your new offices. 🙂

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RT @EaterNY: Momofuku Milk Bar Now Serving Thanksgiving Croissants http://t.co/z9XrCNEC // @drkknits – idea for Sewvember Thanksgiving?

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Voting via email is pretty cool, but you don’t get a sticker from the polling place.

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Good grief. If I was standing next to the accountant, we’d look like Jess and CeCe from New Girl. And spoiler – I’m not the CeCe.

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Woo! Won office prize for Best Dressed Female. WINE! #winning http://t.co/qfVwdlHD

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I did not win the sweeps. Hopefully this is because the universe intends me to win the Lotto tonight.

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Just remembered why I always associate US election results with a hangover. #MelbourneCup

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@mattgemmell Not judging by my Facebook wall. I went to high school with a lot of people who tend to vote against their best interests.

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RT @BarackObama: This guy’s counting on you: http://t.co/ydViBEEj, http://t.co/xtEzAWXk

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@randomknits I had one. Love the idea of it, but had it removed after 6 months. Didn’t work as well for me as my Depo.

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@nolim1t I suspect you cheated on that one, Barry. 🙂

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RT @GGDSydney: Registrations for the November 13 GGD meet up at Atlassian now open! http://t.co/qM7KqfG3 // I’m speaking! Sign up now!

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@drkknits This is for you, btw: http://t.co/dSgxOU7N

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@webblastsyd You still need any sponsors for summer #webblastSyd? My company @Sitback might be interested!

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#sewvember day 5: another Tova top, made by me a couple months ago. http://t.co/eAeXxglT

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@drkknits Have you ever seen Community? A couple AD actors have cameos in it (including Buster). Also, it’s HILARIOUS.

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@drkknits Community takes a few eps to hit its stride. Lots of crazy movie homages, weird genre pieces, etc. Kinda geeky.

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@drkknits Yeah, it’s the setup so fairly conventional. Give it some time. Also, New Girl is my new fave sitcom. Loving it.

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@drkknits My mom got Joey a little black dog. They named it Theodore Roosevelt Garberick. Rodd started singing”It Ain’t Easy Bein’ White.”

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@drkknits We actually did suggest Franklin to them. As I said, it was a black dog. 🙂

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Today I sewed little plastic horses onto a giant flower that I plan to wear on my head tomorrow. Seriously. http://t.co/Lli8V33G

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I have to say, standing in front of the picked-over rack of cheapass fascinators at Lincraft on the day before Melbourne Cup is depressing.

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@pixel8ted Yikes. Did you at least win?

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@FortWayneDaily @MiscMarci My Aunt back home in Indiana just sent me the link on Facebook. Very sad for his family. He was a great guy!

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RT @MargaretAtwood: Elephant speaking Korean: http://t.co/Odk3Su8e Mr. Shucks the Elephant would like this! // ANNYONG!! HE SAYS ANNYONG!

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@drkknits But, but, Halloween is all commercial & offensive & American! Now I’m going to go drink my face off and gamble like a good Aussie.

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#sewvember day 6: the Hazel dress I finished last night and a giant horse flower for Melbourne Cup! http://t.co/qgYEYDXq

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And in case you’re wondering, I’m wearing the giant horse flower on my head ON THE BUS right now. An old dude smiled at me. 🙂

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@AndyVo20 Thanks! Fourth one I’ve sewn, and second of this pattern. I’m getting better…

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@AndyVo20 Nah. Just an idea I had with some friends. Most of us are aiming for one thing a week.

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Emailed my vote last night for the election. I hope Mourdock suffers crushing defeat so I can tell him he should see it as a gift from God.

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Arrested Development reference in the SMH! Paging @drkknits… http://t.co/x0mv0JpM

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@redambition Curly red hair! Oh, how I wish it were mine. Very pretty. 🙂

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@crumpet Ooh, I like it! Need to do more thrifting in my sewing…

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Forgot to mention: I paid my Guild renewal via PayPal last night. THIS IS THE FUTURE, PEOPLE. Exec is testing it now. Live very soon!

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@randomknits Very pretty! I am so envious of your easy access to such beautiful fabrics. 🙂

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Just suggested we form a syndicate for tonight’s Lotto drawing. Enthusiastic reception from staff. MORE MONEY TO LOSE, YAY!

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@twelveeyes Freeze them and turn them into ice cream!

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@twelveeyes http://t.co/e5AVGjsG

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The eternal debate: do I pick my horse to back based on the punniest name? Or the one where the jockey has the prettiest colours?

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RT @DDsD: Battlestar Galactica prequel Blood & Chrome will launch this Friday, online! http://t.co/iu3x3lWJ // cc @drkknits

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