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My first major sewing disaster. A very cute pair of shorts…that don’t even remotely fit my thunder thighs. *sigh* http://t.co/HgJqOwEE

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@knitterjp @drkknits Apparently my bottom half is literally three sizes bigger than my top half. 🙁

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@knitterjp @drkknits I’ve been making dresses to fit top half and getting away with it, but obviously need to make some adjustments.

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@zephyrama I only know of yokes on shirts. How would that work on shorts? (This is my 1st pair and I just followed pattern exactly.)

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@zephyrama They’ve got a waist band now; a yoke is just like a wider one? I think I just need a bigger size overall.

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@knitdra If they fit somebody I like, I’ll give them away. 🙂

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Just flipped through all of @SewGertieSew’s book. Head spinning. So much seems beyond me now, but I’m getting there! #shirtdress #dreams

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@zephyrama Do you have a dressmakers form? I think I need one. Proper fitting is getting harder without it.

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@drkknits But… is Arrested Development cheering you up at all? (Hey, hermano!)

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@drkknits Damn I love Lucille. “I don’t understand the question, and I’m not going to acknowledge it.” I should say that more to idiots.

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@randomknits Is that hot pink tulle?? Okay, now I’m having Madonna-in-the-80s dreams!

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@zephyrama I’m going to start watching eBay I think. Or maybe when they go on sale. I saw adjustable ones at Lincrap, I think.

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@drkknits The show? Didn’t see it.

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It took a few hours, but Petey forgave @the_snook for leaving him. http://t.co/iUSjRc3P

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@randomknits I still like it. All the cool kids have ink. (Have I ever shown you mine?)

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Last sleep before @the_snook gets home!!

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Housecleaning, Then Dinner? Silicon Valley Perks Come Home http://t.co/tcT47S5p // Get on this please, Google.

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He’s home! Codependency levels are normalising. 🙂 @ Bourke Street Bakery http://t.co/JDqqLFXX

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Pressies!! Also a bottle of Chanel No. 5. #totesclassy http://t.co/WjTrQYQH

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@RoseRed_Shoes @mrs_sockvictim Yeah, I wanted to be pretty for the pickup! But he was out so fast I didn’t even get to leave the car. 😀

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@randomknits Yep, just in time!

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@drkknits I saw that link and expected it to be an actual work-out-if-you-want-kids thing. Instead it’s just effing stupid.

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I really, really need to make myself a HIPSTER DEER DRESS, right? Universe, you need to enable that. http://t.co/uTqSDYS8

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BIRDS on BALLS, people. BALLS! http://t.co/bfJFtq3J (cc @RoseRed_Shoes, @drkknits)

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@randomknits Yeah, I shortened mine quite a bit too!

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@lemon_lime @drkknits My uterus clenches every time Mitt Romney mentions women. Does that count? (cc @imdominating @Justacogitating)

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@drkknits @lemon_lime I don’t mine the peanut butter part so much, given that at my house it’s me who’s smearing it.

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@redambition Sewing is the new zombies/owls/fedoras/bunting. You will be assimilated.

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@randomknits LOVE IT. So impressed with how you used the border print! It’s stunning.

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I’m actually really upset that @_Shuffs_ squished a zookeeper. I’m sure he didn’t mean it. Poor lady zookeeper, and poor Mr Shuffles!

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RT @AusVintageGrrl: @redambition Wait, sewing is now a hipster thing? #FML 😉 // Only if you refer to your garments as “artisanal”.

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@drkknits Oh no.

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@AusVintageGrrl Oh, sweet, thanks! Let me know next time you’re heading over to Broadway and I’ll come meet you. 🙂

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@drkknits Oh no. Oh no. I’m so sorry…

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RT @manaboutnewtown: Interesting read on the topic of cyclists running red lights via http://t.co/DizAdbMC // I smugly obey red lights.

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@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits Or an ice cold Mars bar, maybe?

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Beers with @eileendcoe! (@ Pumphouse Bar & Restaurant) http://t.co/Lrx4upXI

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@drkknits @redambition Yes, mine beeps to say it’s turning off. It’s fucking annoying when you’re sewing. I got it at Kmart, IIRC.

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RT @brittanieshey: ERMAHGERD! http://t.co/uCWPaROc // Some great last minute Halloween costume ideas there!!

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@handmethepanda what? I thought they were going gangbusters?

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Great night having dinner and hanging out with @eileenDCoE and her Melbs buddies…

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Breakfast with @eileendcoe! (@ Toby’s Estate) [pic]: http://t.co/qiKhqmqC

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