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@crankymate Quite possibly, mein Herr, but I refuse to wear a bowler hat.

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Thanks to the new timezone, I get to wake up to The Sizzle in my inbox each morning now… and today the Snook had to message and tell me my coffee was getting cold because I was still in bed reading and laughing at this. 😂👍 https://t.co/HUomVoUnlP

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RT @meakoopa: sometimes people are like “do you know [person’s] work?” and i am like “no” but then i look them up on twitter and it’s like…

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This is a QUILT?? This is amazing. 😍 https://t.co/PtwGZjAbzT

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@Silanota Oh no, really? I’ve been following for a while but haven’t seen any hint of that in the posts.

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@Silanota Okay, did some digging. How disappointing. Thanks for letting me know.

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@FourRedShoes The Snook has been trying to research whether they are related. Could be. There aren’t that many Aussie Snooks.

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OMG. I signed up to the Lego site just so I could vote for this. TAKE MY MONEY NOW. 😍

https://t.co/RlX6sEXBlc

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@stevelikesyou One of us is a morning person. One… is not.

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RT @supercoco9: Hey! @darkosubotica, @cobusbernard and yours truly will be live at our AWS EMEA Ask Me Anything in just a couple of minutes…

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RT @rdjacko: AWS is generating £8.7bn in value for UK businesses – the equivalent of 0.4% of the UK’s (GDP) – more than Premier League, or…

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It is still very very weird to set something down in the house without worrying about a cat eating it or knocking it on the floor or covering it in fur.

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@randomknits One came to the backdoor yesterday. I opened it to say hello, and he walked up like he was going to come inside! I think there are a lot of strays…

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RT @TrentKusters: Spice must flow, says Harkonnen boss https://t.co/8oFZSSqKPO

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I’m going to be live streaming the AWS DACH (Germany/Australia/Switzerland) Office Hours with @dtraub in just over an hour! 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇨🇭 https://t.co/jc3MqvQc6o

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RT @darkosubotica: Did You wish to run ARM instances on AWS, but just didn’t want to commit to those pesky M6 or C6 ones 🤔

<Prof. Farnswor…

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RT @NWheeler_CMP: https://t.co/fIJ40YGfep

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With apologies to the entire nation of Austria… I am going to be making that error a lot in the next few months. 😂 https://t.co/EeEeEq9qNw

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@simonwaight @dtraub LOL. Every damn time!

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@simonwaight @dtraub If only Twitter had an edit button. 🤦‍♀️

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@vertis Twenty years of muscle memory to unlearn…

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RT @dtraub: We’re live: The AWS DACH Office Hours. Join us, and ask any question you might have all around AWS. My guest today is Kris Howa…

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@MelissaKaulfuss @vertis SAME!

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@MelissaKaulfuss @vertis I’m two weeks in, but my first time on a stream!

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RT @danilop: You can share your CloudWatch dashboards with people who do not have direct access to your AWS account. This enables you to di…

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@IanMmmm I’m half tempted to set up a keyboard macro… 😂

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RT @laurahelmuth: For the first time in the 175-year history of Scientific American, we are endorsing a political candidate. Please vote fo…

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@the_nathanjones I haven’t had my hair cut or dyed since the beginning of the year, and the hair dryer is on the boat. Pigtails were born of desperation. 😂

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@MelissaKaulfuss @GWOTW RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. 😂

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@friendlyunit 😳

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@the_nathanjones Tempted to “pull a Nath” and shave it all off! 😂

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@the_nathanjones WhileI would love to rock the Furiosa look, sadly I have a giant round basketball head. I’d be Charlie Brown. 🏀

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@the_nathanjones I dyed it pink many years ago for a Harry Potter event. Loved it, except for turning all my pillowcases pink. 😂 https://t.co/lAyD0kPEDx

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@BronwenZ @lynnlangit @hankadusikova @Felienne @Doctor_Astro @lindaliukas @jessitron @julielerman @jules_kremer @VdaGeraldine @BekahHW @MariaPloessl @datachick @allPowerde @kytrinyx @SRobTweets @aprilwensel @jennapederson That heart-stopping moment when you wake up to a flurry of twitter notifications and wonder if it was something good or bad… in this case very good! Thank you @lynnlangit ❤️

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RT @johndalton: Fans of the soap opera that is the Australian Computer Society’s continued fumbling irrelevance to actual IT professionals…

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@moviemazz Lili Taylor was the MVP of that movie for me…

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RT @jbesw: How to upload directly to Amazon S3 from a web or mobile application. This is one of the most popular questions I get asked – ch…

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RT @dtraub: Morgen um 12:00 Uhr geht’s wieder los: Die AWS-Sprechstunde live im Stream, in der ihr all eure Fragen rund um AWS stellen könn…

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RT @ceeoreo_: Aaaand it’s up!! My first installation of Learn AWS With Me is live 🥳🥳

If you want to avoid getting unexpected AWS bills, th…

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RT @mrwiblog: This. I’ve met many devs who dislike PHP essentially because it’s easy. They *want* coding to be hard, to keep people out of…

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@simonwaight Actually the plan we’re on now is half the download speed we had in Australia, but we’re looking to upgrade…

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@JessicaCGlenn Came with it. We are paying far more than we would for a normal apartment, but we figured it was worth it.

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@NickyWill100 Haha, thank you!! ❤️

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@zbendr The red LEDs you mean? They actually aren’t red, I discovered. They’re white but the fixture has red perspex along the sides.

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@zbendr Interesting. I’ll have to get a cake to try it out! 😂

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@verbaliza AMAZING. Nailed it.

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RT @stroebel_econ: I have spent half of 2020 in 🗽🇺🇸, and half in 🇩🇪.

I have never appreciated the values and ideals of a “Soziale Marktwir…

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RT @riffwithbiff: Sure, sex is good, but have you ever taken a catch in the crowd while wearing a pair of aviators and sucking back a dart?…

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Guten Tag! Today we are at a palace. ❤️ https://t.co/NLHeXDeRwE https://t.co/uAa33WyJ1E

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@damana Masks in shops, taxis, public transport, or wherever you can’t distance. Outdoors is generally fine without.

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We walked all over the Schloß Nymphenburg park today. I do love a formal garden… https://t.co/BozYrkmSVB

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…but there is also a lot of rambly wilderness “in the English style,” and we saw lots of ducks, geese, carp, and even a deer! https://t.co/9UBKtN5m8G

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Stumbled across Pan chilling out in the forest… https://t.co/kpZTKXa2IK

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Bacchus.🍷🍇😏 https://t.co/KvQAgI9Bk9 https://t.co/hNJQPiPxfV

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For anyone who had a bet going, the first one to set off the smoke alarm while cooking was me, in under a week. 😬🔥💨

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RT @rumireports: Look it’s working 👇

Japanese TV introducing the story behind each person on @NaomiOsaka’s masks throughout the tournament…

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@mattstratton @shelbyspees I saw him give a keynote a few years back that purported to cover the history of programming. It began with Alan Turing. Literally no women mentioned at all. I saw one of the other speakers – a prominent woman CTO – facepalming. I think she talked to him after…

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@mattstratton @shelbyspees …as the next time he gave the talk, suddenly there were slides of Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper. I was grateful that someone with more industry clout than me spoke up.

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Since I was told recently that one does *not* eat Rotkohl mit Bratwurst, I did some research and tonight made my first attempt at Rouladen, from scratch. YUM! ☺️ https://t.co/Eu0t740YEW https://t.co/jME3asZFAc

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