• Shared today on Twitter

    Our @KnitGuildNSW meeting has turned into a political action brain storm today, and I AM HERE FOR IT. 👏👏 Viva la knitting revolucion!!


    I bet our political meetings have better treats than the other ones. https://t.co/GipjSoqBwP


    RT @HackingDave: This might just be the greatest article ever.

    “Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look…


    @amitchell01 Can you knit? You do have to be able to knit.


    @The_McJones You just gave me a flashback to the day, May 1999, when I get chastised by of the hosts broadcasting live from the Phantom Menace queue in LA for mentioning Yaddle in the accompanying web chat. “NO SPOILERS KHOWARD1 OKAY!?” Because Yaddle was so intrinsic to the plot. 🙄


    RT @candeira: Elon Musk, such a pedo guy. Right, people? He’s the pedoest of guys, that Elon.*

    * (In Spanish, “pedo” means both “a fart” a…


    @randomknits @KnitGuildNSW It literally popped into my head this morning that I should’ve sent you a reminder. 😂


    Knitters give the best gifts. 🧶💄❤️ https://t.co/3x7iojUsfJ


    Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro. @ The Rose of Australia https://t.co/UnOmCTVmFd


    Current mood: bottomless rosé. And it literally has my name on it!! 🍷❤️ https://t.co/DY17S3U8my https://t.co/wJbazIks5x


    @unixbigot Courtesy of @knitterjp, who knows me too fucking well…


    Four little coy but cool knitters… https://t.co/E89pBq58eh https://t.co/4Vgh8DZBqs


    Not quite ten years… 2010 and 2019 with @lemon_lime ❤️ https://t.co/zbMHYXTXY3


    @MikeMartin604 @lemon_lime I don’t think it’s a specifically Sydney thing? It was just a face painter at our company Christmas party. Most people got flowers and stuff. We asked for something a bit more conceptual. 😂


    @cczona It looks like a lipstick… BUT IT’S A PINCUSHION!


    @cczona Pretty much any needles, I guess.


    Let the record show we do have a quorum of Amy’s…. https://t.co/GnQfDaMYhh https://t.co/MMv7v90l0K


    Arguing with @knitterjp over whether anyone can truly be deemed an “Australian fast bowler” if he does not possess an outstanding mustache.


    Who has bottomless high tea UPSTAIRS?? That’s just asking for trouble.


    @NickyWill100 Bottomless rosé. With sneakers. On high heels I’m basically a baby giraffe. 🚫


    @tomWritesCode @knitterjp AGREE


    @knitterjp Just… no. Look at this photo. LOOK AT IT. https://t.co/bqwNiW97i7


    @bmusedbystandr I survived. Just.


    @knitterjp One of these cricketers looks like a Greek god. One looks like Boris Johnson. I rest my case.


    @randomknits @knitterjp 2-3 hours worth. They were not stingy. I lost count. Personal highlight was me trying to convince @LynShoemark to watch Fleabag without sounding like a total perv.


    @gilmae @knitterjp 100% AGREE


    @gilmae @knitterjp Let me also tell you about my boyfriend Ishant Sharma…


    The Amy’s are plotting something. https://t.co/5F7mrHj2OT https://t.co/1OiX9hP8Ky


    @knitterjp @gilmae Excuse me, we were talking AUSTRALIAN fast bowlers.


    @frankarr But Daaaaaaaaad! 😂



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    Knitters give the best gifts!!! 💄🧶❤️


    Current mood: bottomless rosé. And it literally has my name on it!! 🍷❤️


    Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro. @ The Rose of Australia


    Four little coy but cool knitters…


    Not quite ten years… 2010 and 2019 with Josh Stevenson ❤️


    Let the record show we do have a quorum of Amy’s….


    The Amy’s are plotting something.



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    The Amy’s are plotting something.

    The Amy’s are plotting something.


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    Let the record show we do have a quorum of Amy’s….

    Let the record show we do have a quorum of Amy’s....


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    Not quite ten years… 2010 and 2019 with @rdrkt ❤️

    Not quite ten years... 2010 and 2019 with @rdrkt ❤️

    Not quite ten years... 2010 and 2019 with @rdrkt ❤️


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    Four little coy but cool knitters…

    Four little coy but cool knitters...


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    Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro.

    Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro.

    Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro.

    Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro.


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    Current mood: bottomless rosé. And it literally has my name on it!! 🍷❤️

    Current mood: bottomless rosé. And it literally has my name on it!! 🍷❤️


  • Shared today on Twitter

    @i386 @HeartOfPluto_ You should commission Sarah when she’s back from mat leave! She made me an awesome custom Hamilton blanket 🙂


    Damn. I’ve killed Gudetama twice this week. 😢🥚❤️ https://t.co/1sZyE186u7


    RT @isiarraswanson: My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke u…


    @hannahyanfield Gudetama tamagotchi!!


    For the record, this is NOT me. Moominpappa?! He’s the worst. I showed the article to the Snook. “Little My and Snufkin?? They’re like BROTHER AND SISTER.” 😱 https://t.co/1k6Zrl2CKa



  • Shared today on Twitter

    @starbuxman Oh Josh. I’m so so sorry. 😢❤️


    When #goodomens cosplay and the company Christmas party collide… 😇 https://t.co/XkK7s2U1RT https://t.co/DuZ1vyt89T


    So for the confused, I showed the face painter an image of the archangel Uriel. https://t.co/57bqnuyprj Needless to say, I was the only person without a flower or butterflies or Spider-Man on their face… 😂 https://t.co/Y8mB3SW4I1


    @cczona Add I wouldn’t have glitter *everywhere*, so at the moment I’m regretting not going with Spider-Man.


    @i386 Same. You know, I could actually knit that.


    @i386 It would be a lot faster and cheaper if we could convince someone with a knitting machine – like, say, @HeartOfPluto_ – to help with it… 😉




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