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@Delafina777 Good grief. 🤦‍♀️

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Either @SpotifyAU is trolling me or @the_snook listens to really weird stuff when I’m not home. 🤔 https://t.co/IUqI47QPNw

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RT @ZackBornstein: There are two different ways to make pizza https://t.co/VusnXq9ih5

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RT @elizgw: Big crowds at the climate protest Sydney Town Hall https://t.co/U6klpu06JQ

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RT @parisba: https://t.co/OiYLwBW2VK

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RT @HighlySpammable: Wow, every single trending tweet is about Scott Morrison. https://t.co/B0nnuacsMZ

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RT @GovGoogles: do we need air

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@voltagex @attacus_au Very pretty! Embroidery is a disappearing art. Love this.

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Seems appropriate listening when people at the bus stop are wearing face masks because the air is literally harmful. https://t.co/a47LUOdZ1N https://t.co/uj11yrTLgv

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Jesus. I made it home through the smoke only to learn that yes, cats can have explosive diarrhoea. 😳🐈💩💩💩 #poopapocalypse

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We opened the doors up. Between smoke and feces, I choose smoke. 😷

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“Do you need a stiff drink?” Fuck yes. Extra large Negroni please. https://t.co/I8zkV0AwaM

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@zeon_design WTF. I’m perfectly capable of building my own websites. Reporting for spam.

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@LareneLg I’ll remember that one for next time. (PLEASE GOD DON’T LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME.)

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RT @adamliaw: September: Children should stay in school rather than striking over the climate.

October: Speeches like these give childre…

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@BugHunterSam She was, like, an 11. Somehow bits of poo were on the WALLS, HIGHER THAN HER BUTT.

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@BugHunterSam She’s old. 🙁 She won’t be around a lot longer, so I try to be sympathetic to the old dear…

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RT @rstevens: really not interested in this new male ghostbusters spin-off.

why not stick with the original idea that worked so well: wome…

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RT @ScottRhodie: https://t.co/QoQQZhtdtN

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‘Ridiculously hard’: how Neil Gaiman wrote a poem for refugees from 1,000 tweets https://t.co/22h2oBvrNV // ❤️ And @Kniterate are going to knit it into a scarf! I’ll have to add that to my knitted data slides…

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@americanozmom @darthted 🔥🔥🔥 😂

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@simonbrown It’s better at the moment. Saw some actual blue sky yesterday briefly!

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@amitchell01 Crappy weak hair dryers that you have to hold the button down to use.

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RT @cmclymer: Elizabeth Warren is a professor emerita at Harvard Law and one of the all-time most cited legal experts in bankruptcy and com…

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Summer Succotash with bacon. 😍 https://t.co/qZK6fYAjIm https://t.co/x6TRk3YqFo

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@nomiddlename Right? But it totally is. 🙂

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@docEbrown1 @nomiddlename Google it. 😂 Dish involving corn and beans mostly, I believe!

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@ijayessbe Hmmm. I haven’t noticed, but if anyone knows about it, it’ll be @m_mobbs…

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25 years ago I used to joke that I wished Evan Dando would take me to Prom. At least now I can say that we’ve both performed on the same stage! https://t.co/59mP8sV4hR

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And yeah, I enjoyed the “Jamie Lannister just escaped from captivity” look! 😍

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@lizthegrey How was the boat ride??

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@damovisa @MichelePlayfair @apaipi I always hated having to go on after Aino’s deadpan Danish humour. 😂

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